Misunderstood MCR Lyrics

my band is called The Laceration Policy, cause that's what I misheard Laceration gravity as...
and 'you wont fuck my friends' became 'you wont fuck my Frank'...
and 'from the razor to the rosary' was 'from the razor to the resume'

I tend not to mishear My Chem lyrics as much other songs...

Okay,

In This Is How I Disappear when Gerard sings 'and give the kids a show'
It really sounds like 'and give the kids a shoe'
I know its show, but it really sounds like shoe.

Gah!:

Okay,

In This Is How I Disappear when Gerard sings 'and give the kids a show'
It really sounds like 'and give the kids a shoe'
I know its show, but it really sounds like shoe.

XD lol thats funneh

In im not okay i promise i always used to think instead of "you said you read me like a book but the pages are all torn and frayed" I thought it said "You said you'd really like a book but the plane took off the toilet seat" I know it doesnt make any sence but i sung it like that for about three years till my non chemically obsessed freind corrected me > <

And in w2tbp and helena ive made the most cringifying mistake

w2tbp

And through it all the rise and fall the barmaids in the steet.\

I heard

Well screw it all the rising fall the barmy edna tweet
(thats proberly the worst)

And then

And though your dead and gone beleive me

I heard . . "And though your bed is wrong conceive me
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And Theres way more but those are the worse

And in helena. I just used to sing gibberish cuz i had know idea wtf he was on about except so long and goodnight ><

Ghost of you

My version

Its the end of the waaar
And whats the last thing i see you are
Never coming home never coming home
Shit eye shit eye
and all the things that you never ever sold me
and and all the smiles that are ever

IM SO GLAD I LOOKED IN THE BOOK

when we were listening to House of Wolves in my dad's car, it came across the line,

"Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Everybody burn your house right down."

And my dad turned to me and asked me, "what did he say?" and I told him what it was. And then he said he thought it was,

"Well I think I'm gonna burn in hell,
Everybody buy a house down there."

It was really funny XD

In WTTBP I made the mistake of "A woman sends you reeling from decimated dreams" as opposed to "A world that sends you reeling..."

Hahaha I'm pretty dumb. -thumbs up-

I used to think that in Give em' hell kid he was saying "shut up lets go" instead of "can we settle up the score" Im sortta bad at understanding lyrics by anyone!

'and you wont fuck my Frank' well, it still makes sense...

Shut Up And Play:

And if you hold on
And need me to stay
You get the hard fudge
Oh baby just the mistakes
Maybe we'll just
Shut up and play
It never did mean nothing to you
Never did mean ...


Our Lady of Sorrows:

laceration PARODY O_o

Also, in Mirror, instead of "We're not working out," I thought it was, "When I'm working out." xD

Vampires:

For the last "spike to my heart" thing in the beginning, I thought it says, "You wanna swing of my gun? O_O."

And the night club part:

Something like, "And now the night comes out to stage for this they come in bird." O_O



And tons more...

Forgot to mention this:

"Worst choke on gum figure out."

Where it says:
Can you hear me cry out to you?
Words I thought I'd choke on figure out.

For Helena I heard:
Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Please come
And leave now
(couldn't understand the next part)
And then, something about "our hearts are one"

And for Mama I hear: Well mother was the warden to my legs and to my tum. I still don't know the real lyrics to that one but I'm pretty sure that ain't it.

SisterOfTheRose:

For Helena I heard:
Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Please come
And leave now
(couldn't understand the next part)
And then, something about "our hearts are one"

And for Mama I hear: Well mother was the warden to my legs and to my tum. I still don't know the real lyrics to that one but I'm pretty sure that ain't it.

"Well mother what the war did to my legs and to my tongue", afaik.

In Welcome To The Black Parade, instead of "the bodies in the streets", I initially thought it was "the bondage in the streets" XD

In "My Way Home Is Through You" when Gerard says "C'mon angel don't you cry" I heard it "From an angel touch you cry"

coeur de pirate:

In WTTBP I made the mistake of "A woman sends you reeling from decimated dreams" as opposed to "A world that sends you reeling..."

join the club. xD i actually thought it was 'a woman sends you wheeling from decimated dreams' and i'm like WTF? x] but yet i still listened to it. a lot.

on WTTBP, i thought he said, "Get the chair, I want it broken." xD

i couldn't even understand the 'please can we leave and we'll meet again...' from helena... now that i read the book thingy i'm a hell of a lot less confused. it all makes sooo much more sense. xD i'm so dumb sometimes. =D

dww double post >.<

In Famous Last Words I thought it was
"I'm a jet black hometown hero"

O__o hehehehe ima retard XDD

In Desolation Row (not technically their lyrics) I heard "don't send me no more letters" as "don't sell me no more lettuce"

I know someone who thought Gerard was saying "Just coz your dogs a better cop than me" on Give 'Em Hell Kid (LOTMS version) when he's actually saying "Just coz you drive a better car than me"
lol xD

And for a very, very long time I thoguht this:
"Can we pretend to leave and then"

Was actually:
"Do we deserve to leave the Earth?"