Misunderstood MCR Lyrics

in Our Lady Of Sorrows, when Gee sings "And you can trade me for an apparation"
i hear "and you can train me for an apple race"
well, that's a good laugh. x))

i thought wild eyed joker
was wide eyed. but i assume that isn't such a mistake

I thought "Preach all you want, but who's gunna save me?" was "dish all you want, but who's gunna save me?" not much sense...
and I thought it was "I'm just the way the dark lord made me." instead of it being "I'm just the way the doctor made me." Dark Lord would make more sense, but whatever. I'm not gunna question Gee.
And "And you can trade me for an apparation" I thought was "and you can trade me for a hot erection." ...

Astro Zombie Manda.:

I made the stupidest mistake ever. In teenagers when he sang 'so darken your clothes' I thought he said 'So tuck in your clothes. >.<

No way! Me too!

um...ill write a list xD
In Give Em Hell Kid "Best damn dress I own" i thought it said "best damn trash I own"
You Know What They...etc. "'Cause I'm gonna string this motherfucker on fire!" -- "God bastard you motherfucker youre on Fire" xD
Im Not Okay "The pages are all torn and frayed" -- something about toilet frames...
Thankyou for the venom "I wear this on my sleeve" -- The world is all my slave"
Dead! "Wouldn't it be grand to take a pistol by the hand?" -- "Wouldnt it be great to take a piss in my hair" xDDD

oh (: and in The Sharpest Lives, when he says "Juliet loves the beat" i thought he said "Juliet loves a paed"

a touch of anarchy.:

in The Sharpest Lifes, I heard "'Cause I love all the boys, away with the boys in the band." when its really poison.

oh, isn't it the boys?! I guess i heard it wrong too xD

Yeah, I heard boys when it's poison lol

I always heard in teenagers

"another cock in the murder machine"! jap. that´s stupid =))))

i misheard so many of their lyrics.

Especially Our Lady Of Sorrows.
I thought that "Laceration gravity" was "Raceration clarity",
"This riddle of revenge" was "This when all long revenge"
"Stand up fucking tall don't let them see your back and take my fucking hand and never be afraid again." was "Stand. I'm fucking tired, don't let them see you about to take. My fucking head would never be afraid again."
"You can trade me for an apparation" was "You can treat me for a love erection"

I also thought that "So darken your clothes" in Teenagers was "So talk in your clothes."

There's loads more, but I can't think of any right now.

kill all your friends

when he says "ba ba ba, ba ba ba" i thought he said "my brotha, my brotha"

Manda SpAz:

My friend thought in "The Sharpest Lives" he thought it said "Cause I love all the boys away with the boys in the band" when it's "Cause I love all the poison away with the boys in the band"

I thought it said that right up until now

in give em hell kid, when he says "im just the way that the doctor made me" i thought he said "i keep a gun the book you gave me"

i believe its time i ordered some hearing aids. haha.

^that's Thank You for the Venom, and he says that line later in the song?

In Drowning Lessons I thought I heard "And dressed in red and blue ice cream" instead of "And dressed in red and blue I squeezed"

I heard Sing as "sing it to your nuts" first time.

At first I thought Teenagers said: "Tuck in your clothes." (My sister thought it was "take off."

FLW: This jet black hole's a mirror.

WTTBP: the after-world is waiting.

I thought "Strike a violent pose" from Teenagers was " Strike your violin post" WTF!

in FTWWW gerard sings "come on, come on, kiss my battery" over and over but I though each time he was sayin "come on, come on, kiss my butter"

and i heard "sing it for your nuts" and "sing it for the dead, sing it for the blood"