Neighbours

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dom howard. Banned Age: 46 Gender: Female Posts: 46925	June 26th, 2007 at 01:25pm Have they ever had it in for you? Ever told you to stop being so weird? Ever kicked a ball over the fence, and they didn't return? Well now is time to tell us tales of your horrid neighbours. And yeah, I checked.
John St. John Shotgun Sinner Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 7145	June 26th, 2007 at 01:34pm damn neighbors, our neighbors have pigeons , damn things shit everywere :@
Leonardo DiCaprio Crash Queen Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 32530	June 26th, 2007 at 01:37pm My neighbors have a son, about 19 or so and he stands out on their driveway and raps to himself, complete with the baggy pants, sideways hat and hand gestures. Oh, and once, he had small plastic water pistol and started waving it about and yelling that he was going to "Put a cap in yo ass"
dom howard. Banned Age: 46 Gender: Female Posts: 46925	June 26th, 2007 at 01:39pm My next door neighbour keeps calling me a goth. What makes it even worse is the fact he's about 40. He also called me a vampire. And thier daughter is really annoying. I have to "play out" with her =/
dean winchester. Tragic With a Capital T Age: - Gender: - Posts: 45639	June 26th, 2007 at 01:44pm A few of my neighbors are drunken hillbilly's. Seriously. On weekends, or during the summer all they do is sit on their front lawns and drink beer. Sometimes they'll migrate to the end of the road to sit by the water. But usually, they're getting drunk on their lawns, while smoking pot. And then if cars speed down our road [it's private, and the speed limit is 10km] they'll throw beer bottles at the cars and scream at them to slow down. it's amusing actually. My other neighbors are all really, really old and do nothing but complain.
raggedy doctor Shotgun Sinner Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 7099	June 26th, 2007 at 01:45pm Oh god ... My neighbours keep their cat on a leash. And they take it for walk ... around their garden. Which is like 3 metres wide and 3 metres long ... And my old neighbours ... oh god. They had a four year old. That I was forced to play with. She acted like a little angel around them But one time? She got me in a headlock. Literally, it was like this. Mum: Hey, Lucy, why don't you go play with Katie? Me: No. Mum, please! No! She's evil I tell you, EVIL! Please, do- Katie: Come on, Luce ... Let's play dress-up! Me: whispering whilst being dragged off Help ... me ... And as soon as we step inside my room ... Me: fake enthusiasm Yay! Dress up! What fun! Who shall I be this time? Tinky Winky or Dip- Her: And then she freaken jumps on my back and headlocks me! So, I'm there, choking, and all I can see is this overly stuffed beanie baby in front of me ... So you can guess what I do. And of course, my parents have to walk in, don't they? All they see is this ... Me: Muahahah! Take, THIS, Spawn of Satan! Her: sees parents Oh ... uh ... MOMMY! I'M HURTED! I hate that little demon! Luckily she moved out. I can tell you now, best day of my freaken life.
dom howard. Banned Age: 46 Gender: Female Posts: 46925	June 26th, 2007 at 01:47pm ^ ROFL. Can you say freak, much? Our old neighbours were strange. The neighbours right next to us would park on our drive, and block the way to our path. And the woman adjacent, well, here's a story: [Me and Joe (My friend) playing out in back garden, having water fight] Drunk neighbour: Yoush come hereee. Get me yurr mumma. Noww. I havve something of 'ers [Me and Joe, freaked out] : Erm, Me: Umm, mum, the neighbour wants you. Over there. She says she has something of yours =/ Mum: =/ Hmm, okay, I'll be a minute. Christina, look after the kids. [5 minutes later] Mum: , she was drunk, and tried to hit on me. Bleh. Me and Joe: ... ... ... A few months later, she got drunk one night, and fell down the stairs, and died =/
technicolor. Demolition Lover Age: - Gender: - Posts: 18361	June 26th, 2007 at 01:48pm My neighbors rarely come out of their houses. But the ones that do, i hate them. They have a son my age and he thinks hes gods gift to the world. He throws trash on our lawn so i pick it all up and throw it on their driveway. Plus their 12 year daughter is a whore. She fucks guys my age. No, im not lying either. I hate them, im coming close to beating in their sons face.
kings of leon. Always Born a Crime Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 6213	June 26th, 2007 at 01:51pm lmao @ the rapping dude and the pshyco four year old. And those hill billys XD. My neighbour is the most annoying fucking guy. He's always coughing, and I don't mean just coughing, I mean he sounds like he's throwing up half his organs. It's unbelievably loud and he seems to ahve it all year round. And for some reason he likes to just stand on the drive and cough, and it actually sounds like he's dying. He has no job and is always using really loud powertools at stupid o clock in the morning and banging around. And yelling. Always telling his kids to go away. And his sons are called Arthur and Albert so all we get is like "ARTHUR, ALBERT, LEAVE ME ALONE! YOUR NOT HELPING YOUR IN MY BLOODY WAYY -cough cough hack hack whrrriiiiiiiirriri-. " That last noise was that of a power tool btw.
eslizard Salute You in Your Grave Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 2476	June 26th, 2007 at 01:54pm Right now, i dont have any bad neighbors... but when we lived at my old apartments, there was this old lady that got mad at you if you did anything on the sidewalk in front of her place. whenever we rode our bikes or something, she would tell us to go play in the parking lot... and she got mad at of if we made to much noise at the swimming pool...
dom howard. Banned Age: 46 Gender: Female Posts: 46925	June 26th, 2007 at 01:55pm We seem to have a curse. We've had about 3 different neighbours who have died, in less than the space of a year =/
Karma Kills Salute You in Your Grave Age: 103 Gender: Female Posts: 3976	June 26th, 2007 at 01:57pm My neighbors. . . to the left are really nice, they have a son that just graduated and hes like my older brother, since I don't have siblings, and he has a little brother and hes just like my little brother. Their parents are really nice, too and my parents get along with them well. What makes us all so close is we've all lived in these houses for as long as we've known each other (since the day I was born). As for the neighbors to the right, they are complete hillbillies. The house that they live in is really small and they have a trailer house sitting in front of their yard along with like two junk pickups. Their dog always poops in our yard and they throw beer bottles in our yard. Someone new is always moving in and out of that house, and it never gets any better. The neighbors diagonal from us across the street are complete rich snobs. When they moved in we took a welcoming basket to their house and then they looked at it funny and said "Oh, uhmm, we don't take food from strangers." in a really snotting voice. They also cut down the neighborhood tree that all the kids would play on. It was a depressing day. Then we have the little old lady across the street. Haha shes really nice and I go over and talk to her all the time, same with the other old lady that lives down the street, and then theres a lady and shes an artist and I go watch her paint and sculpt, ect. As for all the other pepople, I don't really know them, but they're kind of drunks. Don't get me wrong, I live in a nice neighborhood, its just this town is full of people like that.
dom howard. Banned Age: 46 Gender: Female Posts: 46925	June 26th, 2007 at 01:58pm Isaac Mendez.: My neighbors rarely come out of their houses. But the ones that do, i hate them. They have a son my age and he thinks hes gods gift to the world. He throws trash on our lawn so i pick it all up and throw it on their driveway. Plus their 12 year daughter is a whore. She fucks guys my age. No, im not lying either. I hate them, im coming close to beating in their sons face. Gah, I hate sluts like that. She'll end up pregnant by 15, and on benefits
dom howard. Banned Age: 46 Gender: Female Posts: 46925	June 26th, 2007 at 02:02pm We get on well with our next door neighbours on the right, but it started off a bit rocky. Something to do with a tree, and leaving huge branches in our garden. I don't really like the dad, but the mum is really nice. Same with the son and daughter, even if she can be a bit annoying. She wants to be like me, and whenever we go to Claire's, she goes to the same section as me now. She says black suits me, and always knocks for me.
Torosaurus. Always Born a Crime Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 5349	June 26th, 2007 at 02:07pm Actually I think we are the horrible neigbours.. but psh, our neighbours are assholes. Once my dad came to pick me up cuz it was the weekend and I allways go to him in the weekend. He parked he's car where he does that all the time but THEY(assholes) think that part of the street is THEIR side. They ringed at our door and the womand said: Could you please move your fucking car mister... -with a forced smile- my dad went outside to move his car but he was pissed cuz he can't stand in when they talk to him like that. He came back inside and said: That's an annoying bitch. O.O Rofl, I laughed so hard. I never heard my dad talking like that XDD. But still, I think we are the horrible neighbours, because we set our music too loud (well my brother the most 'cause he listens to techno -blehbleh-) And or dog barks whenever she wants ^^ But we hate that part too. But I can't be mad at my doggy 'cause she's so sweet. =]
Leonardo DiCaprio Crash Queen Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 32530	June 26th, 2007 at 02:12pm My neighbors grow weed. and they don`t offer me any. They smoke and drink until 4 in the morning, cigarettes and beer bottles end up in our yard. They also like to open up the all the doors to their cars and turn the radio all the way up into about 3 in the morning. Also two of the women get into a fight every two days or so, yelling, cursing, etc.
lanee. In The Murder Scene Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 21448	June 26th, 2007 at 02:13pm One of my neighbors has creepy kids. One of them happens to be in my grade. He's really weird and says some pretty odd shit, but he's nice. He walks me home when I'm drunk sometimes.
Mitch Salute You in Your Grave Age: 35 Gender: Male Posts: 3290	June 26th, 2007 at 02:19pm My neighbours aren't too bad. I have a middle aged Spanish couple on my left, and an old couple on my right. The Spanish ones are awesome. They go fishing and clean the fish in their yard. Its cool to watch. And the old couple are okay. They're like Grandparents to me (I only have one left, and she's 1000 miles away). One thing that annoys me is that I'm not allowed to have my bedroom light on past 10pm, because they think thats too late for me to be up. So I do my homework on my floor with a dim light, or at my girlfriends. Hahaha.
not tonight Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 551	June 26th, 2007 at 02:24pm My neighbours are quiet i don't hear/see much of them so it's ok. the last neighrbours i had would rev their car at 4 in the morning, right next to my bedroom, they were annoying neighbours.
antennas to heaven. Banned Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 68648	June 26th, 2007 at 03:14pm In my old house, there was an old man called Len who lived next door to us, and he used to be friendly to us and he used to give me sweets when I was little, but he had this tree in his back garden and it was hanging over our fence and blocking the sun light so our kitchen was always really dark, and the tree's leaves would always fall into our garden and make a mess, so my parents asked the council if they could cut back the side of the tree that was hanging into our garden. But Len refused and moaned about his 'precious tree'. Then he never spoke to us again. And if my ball went over the fence he kept it. He kept my Mr. Strawberry ball which smells like strawberries. I cried when he never gave it back.

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