Song Parodies

Board index - The Band

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Godzilla Banned Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1629	July 2nd, 2007 at 10:57pm Blood Parody as if Eliza was singing it God forbid she ever sings Well I encourage you all to read this I Put up away messages because they make me smile I can't defend myself because I don't know how And I'm hated for it But honestly, I'll be here for a while I gave you hints, hints Tons of blogs and stuff! I posted all that you can read and it will never be enough I gave you hints, hints, hints I wrote you cryptic messages ending with a mwah! A hated woman amongst the internet My hair can't be fixed proper even with a bit of luck The worlds most hated crew fans adore me so But its really quite alarming Cause I'm such an awful fuck! I gave you hints, hints tons of blogs and stuff! I posted all that you can read and it has never been enough I gave you hints, hints, hints I'm the type of human wreckage you don't love!
Godzilla Banned Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1629	July 2nd, 2007 at 10:59pm I think I have the most so far. Yayy! These are all soooo good. You all are some talented people!
omg stfu Demolition Lover Age: - Gender: - Posts: 19648	July 2nd, 2007 at 11:35pm All these are srsly amazing. I've only got one. Cute Without The 'E' (Cut From The Band) Your ring, his ring.. don't bother whore We know exactly what went on When everything you'll get is everything that you deserve, attention seeker (well which would you prefer) Myspace blogs, or (gerard's love written on your arms) Gerard's love written on your arms (gerard's love written on your arms) Well just so long as this thread's loaded And will you tell all your friends You won the guy in the end It all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin And will you tell all your friends You won the guy in the end It all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin let go... Don't bother trying to explain, Miss E We know exactly what goes on in this fandom How about I'm exiting your broswer (how about I'm exiting your browser) Watchin him keep his hands covered You're such a sucker (you're such a sucker) for a scene queen, yeah And will you tell all your friends you won the guy in the end It all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin (the only thing that I regret is that I, I never spammed your page) And will you tell all your friends you won the guy in the end It all was only wishful thinkin, this all was only wishful thinkin We're hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens A thousand stupid mwah's unread on your bulletins We never will ask, you never had to tell me I know you well enough to know you never loved him We're hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens A thousand stupid mwah's unread on your bulletins We will never ask, you never had to tell me I know you well enough to know you never loved him We're hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens A thousand stupid mwah's unread on your bulletins There's no need to ask, we already know anyway I know you well enough to know... Why can't you post anything that won't be dropping hints? Why can't you post anything that won' be dropping hints? And all of this was all your fault And all of this (I stay amused) I stay laughing and amused for this, for this simple reason I just need to keep you in mind as something that will ruin (she'll destroy us all before she's through and find a way to blame somebody else) I stay laughing and amused for this, for this simple reason I just need to keep you in mind as something that will ruin (she'll destroy us all before she's through and find a way to blame somebody else) I stay laughing and amused for this, for this simple reason I just need to keep you in mind as something that ruined this band.
Bobby B. Banned Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2078	July 2nd, 2007 at 11:38pm OK I WENT THERE.....I PARODIED GOLDDIGGER. ITS CALLED HAIRCUTTER. [Jamie Foxx] She took his money, now he’s in need Yeah she’s got bitchy friends indeed Oh she's a gold digger, WAY all the time That wants some G [Chorus:] (she steal his money) Yes sir I’m sayin she a gold digger (now he’s in need) ‘Cos she ain’t bloggin bout no broke singers (She steal his money) Yes sir I’m sayin she a gold digger (now he’s in need) ‘Cos she aint bloggin bout no broke singers (wish she‘d just leave) shutup girl go get a job (wish she’d just leave) shutup girl go get a job(wish she’d just leave) shutup girl, go get a job ( he gotta leave) go head girl, fuck off [Verse 1:] [Jamie Foxx's Lyrics Repeated across verse] Think’s she’s the bomb Wants her own beauty salon With a fake -ass Louis Vuitton Under her underarm She said I can tell you rock I can tell by ya wallet Far as girls you got a flock I can tell by ya profession and your big ass car but he’s lookin for the one And you’re not her His bandmates told him told him that you turned him into a cheater You’re no Jennifer Lopez, so you got to blog it And stick your head up the ass of those dudes in show-biz Ok get ya crew together with your ‘friends’ Fuck up nice dudes bands, so you can get up in The ‘scene’, don’t work and then just let him pay If you fuckin' with this dude then prepare to get flamed You know why Costs too much to fuck her From what I heard she originally wanted his brother She plots it and gets it no matter who hates her I don’t care what Miss E says he don’t love her [Chorus:] (she steal his money) Yes sir I’m sayin she a gold digger (now he’s in need) ‘Cos she ain’t bloggin bout no broke singers (She steal his money) Yes sir I’m sayin she a gold digger (now he’s in need) ‘Cos she aint bloggin bout no broke singers (wish she‘d just leave) shutup girl go get a job (wish she’d just leave) shutup girl go get a job(wish she’d just leave) shutup girl, go get a job ( he gotta leave) go head girl, fuck off [Verse 2:] [Jamie Foxx Lyrics Repeated across verse] 2 whole years, 2 years she been blogging his fandom for the last 2 years I know somebody withdrawin their support for his band ‘Cos some fugly chick thinks shes so much better than she is Bring back the days of touring with Taking Back Sunday ‘Cos back then she was even less than what she is today She got no problem blogging for fans’ money yeah. She went to MySpace posted hints to get fans’ money yeah She walkin around lookin like Michael with his money Shoulda done something bout that nose with that money ‘Cos that dudes a punk holla We Want Prenup WE WANT PRENUP!, Yeaah It's something that he needs to have So when you leave her ass she can’t leave with half 2 whole years, 2 whole years And now he’s left her she just can’t admit she isn’t his CHORUS (she steal his money) Yes sir I’m sayin she a gold digger (now he’s in need) ‘Cos she ain’t bloggin bout no broke singers (She steal his money) Yes sir I’m sayin she a gold digger (now he’s in need) ‘Cos she aint bloggin bout no broke singers (wish she‘d just leave) shutup girl go get a job (wish she’d just leave) shutup girl go get a job(wish she’d just leave) shutup girl, go get a job ( he gotta leave) go head girl, fuck off Now look here gold digger I know you got needs We can see your dude don’t love you we can see hes in need You go out to eat, can't pay y'all can't leave There’s a Gerard on the scene so he’s got to dig out that dough But while y'all blogging, watch him He gone make it to the end, you’ll never keep him He got that ambition baby look in his eyes (Jamie Foxx comes in) This week he on the stage next week it's the sky So stuck by his side I know his fans’ bailin and that aint nice And they gone keep callin and tryin’ To get him out your grasp girl Cos when you log on, he leave yo ass for a nice girl shutup girl go get a job (wish she’d just leave) shutup girl go get a job(wish she’d just leave) shutup girl, go get a job (I gotta leave) go head girl, fuck off Let us have Gee back. Opinions?
Angie Pansy Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 408	July 2nd, 2007 at 11:41pm GODZILLA AND GEEGASM YOU GUYS ROCK MY SOCKS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BOW DOWN TO YOU FOR YOUR AMAZING PARODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD FUCK YOU ELIZA!!!!!!!!!! I hope she reads that too!!!!! =D
sookeh. Crash Queen Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 32114	July 3rd, 2007 at 02:14am i LOVE the WMHA theme song!!! woot
Mikey. Banned Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 1330	July 3rd, 2007 at 03:46am Angie Pansy: GODZILLA AND GEEGASM YOU GUYS ROCK MY SOCKS OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I BOW DOWN TO YOU FOR YOUR AMAZING PARODIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! XD FUCK YOU ELIZA!!!!!!!!!! I hope she reads that too!!!!! =D Thanks.
Bess is Yoda In The Murder Scene Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 20910	July 3rd, 2007 at 05:46am PURE GOLD!
Toronado Bleeding on the Floor Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1464	July 3rd, 2007 at 06:18am GIRLFRIEND (originally titled 'girlfiend') Hey, Hey, Gee Way I don’t like your girlfriend No way, No way, I think you need a new one Hey, Hey, Gee Way I could be your girlfriend Hey, Hey, Gee Way You don’t even know me No way, No way, I’m just another fangirl Hey, Hey, Gee Way I want to be your girlfriend You’re so fine I want you mine You’re emolicious And even though You’re kinda girly You’re addictive Don’t you know That I like you Almost as much as Tré Don’t pretend That you don’t know You’re damn precious In your bracelet and tiara You’re a princess I can tell you like Frank more And you know I’m right She’s like so whatever Even Frank would be so much better I think we should get together now That’s what everyone’s talking about Hey, Hey, Gee Way I don’t like your girlfriend No way, No way, I think you need a new one Hey, Hey, Gee Way I could be your girlfriend Hey, Hey, Gee Way You don’t even know me No way, No way, I’m just another fangirl Hey, Hey, Gee Way I want to be your girlfriend I can see the way See the way You look at her And even when you look away I know you think of her I wish you'd think about me that way Oh Gerard Way So come over here Do a concert, I’ll be there Better yet, make your girlfriend dissapear I don’t wanna hear you say her name ever again Cuz, She’s like so whatever Even Frank would be so much better I think we should get together now And that’s what everyone’s talking about Hey, Hey, Gee Way I don’t like your girlfiend No way, No way, I think you need a new one Hey, Hey, Gee Way I could be your girlfriend Hey, Hey, Gee Way You don’t even know me No way, No way, I’m just another fangirl Hey, Hey, Gee Way I want to be your girlfriend Even though you’re almost as old as my mother Oh well, maybe I could have your little brother It’s not fair, now only Bob and Ray are left I’m gonna come up to NJ and get done for boyfriend theft! Even though you’re almost as old as my mother Oh well, maybe I could have your little brother It’s not fair, now only Bob and Ray are left I’m gonna come up to NJ and get done for boyfriend theft! Hey, Hey, Gee Way I don’t like your girlfiend No way, No way, I think you need a new one Hey, Hey, Gee Way I could be your girlfriend Hey, Hey, Gee Way You don’t even know me No way, No way, I’m just another fangirl Hey, Hey, Gee Way I want to be your girlfriend Hey, Hey, Gee Way I don’t like your girlfiend No way, No way, I think you need a new one Hey, Hey, Gee Way I could be your girlfriend Hey, Hey, Gee Way You don’t even know me No way, No way, I’m just another fangirl Hey, Hey, Gee Way I want to be your girlfriend Gerard Wayyy.... No way!
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256	July 3rd, 2007 at 12:30pm Parody of TBS's Liar (It Takes One To Know One) About Eliza. All her secrets they are tailored trouble Draped loose now around her hips Her pointless blogs are invalid We coexist Got 26 days to work with (got 26 days) We got 26 days to work with (it moves, it moves, it moves) We'll see that she gets gone We're addicts for dramatics We confuse the two for love "You can't tell me that she don't beg for attention..." Liar (liar) If we're keeping score We're all choir boys at best (She's intrusive and arrogant) Liar (liar) If we're keeping score We're all choir boys at best (She's intrusive and arrogant) Got 26 days to work with (got 26 days) Then back on that blog That she swears by Still she barely can't afford to open her own salon How long will their hair hold? Is their hair any different now that we are Don't you go there to that salon, not now (it moves, it moves, it moves) Not there, not now We're addicts for dramatics We confuse the two for love "You can't tell me that she don't beg for attention..." Liar (liar) If we're keeping score We're all choir boys at best (She's intrusive and arrogant) Liar (liar) If we're keeping score We're all choir boys at best (She's intrusive and arrogant) We're all choir boys at best Liar (liar) If we're keeping score We're all choir boys at best (She's intrusive and arrogant) Liar (liar) If we're keeping score We're all choir boys at best (She's intrusive and arrogant) Liar (liar) Liar (liar) It takes one to know one
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256	July 3rd, 2007 at 12:31pm MCR's INO parody about Eliza. Well if you wanted bad haircuts, that's all you had to say. You should never have let your hair down so she could cut it off, it's terrible that way. Of all the flirty looks, a better hairdresser could've made from the books, Remember when she split your ends from heating up you hair too much? Your hair's not okay It's not okay It's not okay Please take it out What will it take to show you that she's not the best you see? (It's not okay) I've told you time and time again 75 bucks is too much but you don't know what it means (It's not okay) You look like a big joke, with your hair multi-colored She held your hair close as you shook for the last time she cut you hair! Your hair's not okay It's not okay It's not okay Please take it out Of all the flirty looks a better hairdresser could've made from the books She said she read good hair books, but her non-existent permits are all are torn and frayed Your hair was okay It was okay It's not okay now (It's not okay, now) But you really need to listen to me Because I'm telling you the truth I mean this, get a better stylist! (Trust Me) Your hair's not okay It's not okay Well, it's not okay It's not o-fucking-kay It's not okay It's not okay
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256	July 3rd, 2007 at 12:32pm Parody of The Used's Liar, Liar (Burn In Hell) Liar, liar, hair on fire And the hairdryer goes on and she dries your hair Your ends are burning, stupid fucker And your friend hates your new hair Only scissors and her hand is gripping tighter Saying I'm gonna burn your hair, she says She will burn your hair Liar, liar, hair on fire Liar, liar, your whole heads catching Fire, fire, scissors and hand Liar, liar, hair on fire Liar, liar, head of fire And the hair on the floor messy, she's chewing her gum louder bet your head hurts you, you stupid fucker she never went to school she touched your hair with the hand of terror She's gripping tighter Saying I'm gonna burn your hair, she says She will burn your hair Liar, liar, hair on fire Liar, liar, your whole heads catching Fire, fire, scissors and hand Liar, liar, hair on fire Your hair's gonna burn in hell Your hair's gonna burn in hell Hell, hell, hell Saying I'm gonna burn your hair, she says She will burn your hair Stupid fucker Liar, liar, hair on fire Liar, liar, your whole heads catching Fire, fire, scissors and hand Liar, liar, hair on fire Liar, liar, hair on fire Liar, liar, your whole heads catching Fire, fire, scissors and hand Liar, liar, hair on fire You stupid fucker Liar, liar, hair on fire Burning from a hairdryer
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256	July 3rd, 2007 at 12:33pm Parody of Queen's We Are the Champions I've paid my e-dues Time after time I've done my spamming But committed no crime And bad mistakes I've made a few I've had my share of nasty comments kicked in my face But I've come through We are the champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting, till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for scene queens 'Cause we are the champions, of the internetzzz I've taken my bows And my curtain calls They brought her e-fame and Gerard's fortune and everything that goes with it She thanks you all But now that you all know-ses She's all old news We consider it a challenge before the whole fandom And we ain't gonna lose We are the champions, my friends And we'll keep on fighting, till the end We are the champions We are the champions No time for scene queens 'Cause we are the champions, of the internetzzz
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256	July 3rd, 2007 at 12:34pm Parody of part of Iron Maiden's Run To the Hills White girl came across the internetry She brought us pain and misery Se killed our threads, she killed our lead (I needed something to rhyme with need, stfu) She took our internet for her own need We fought her hard we fought her well Out on the blogs we gave her hell But many came too be mean Oh but now we will be set free
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256	July 3rd, 2007 at 12:34pm Parody of part of The Misfit's Astro Zombies With just a touch of her burning hand she sends her scissor zombies to rape the land...
Angie Pansy Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 408	July 3rd, 2007 at 12:49pm BAHAHAHAHA!!! I LOVE THIS!!!!!!!!!!! You guys are fucking hilarious!!!!!! XD
yelyahwilliams Tragic With a Capital T Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 45633	July 3rd, 2007 at 01:22pm hahahaha this thread is hilarious
Brand New. Demolition Lover Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 19919	July 3rd, 2007 at 02:41pm This is hilarious. I need to make one of these things up. XD You guys are all so creative and funny!
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256	July 3rd, 2007 at 03:17pm They're gonna talk about his looks And talk about him in their books To make a teenie out of you Because they sleep with his pic When they see him they get dragged away as they kick And complain about your bleached blonde hair Because the flames never work We're gonna give you a smirk 'Cause we can't believe how stupid you are We're gonna rip up your heads, Your teenie dreams to shreds Another cog in the idiot machine They said all teenies scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as G. Way looks hott So please make them stop, their screaming makes my ears pop Maybe they'll leave Ray alone, but not Gee The fangirls in the crowd The gross things that they say They're never gonna stop, kid But if you're sick of them all There's nothing you can really do Because they'll be here forever They said all teenies scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as G. Way looks hott So please make them stop, their screaming makes my ears pop Maybe they'll leave Ray alone, but not Gee Ohhh yeah! They said all teenies scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as G. Way looks hott So please make them stop, their screaming makes my ears pop Maybe they'll leave Ray alone, but not Gee All together now! They said all teenies scare the living shit out of me They could care less as long as G. Way looks hott So please make them stop, their screaming makes my ears pop Maybe they'll leave Ray alone, but not Gee
bound and gagged Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 28660	July 3rd, 2007 at 03:26pm Cemetary Drive In class, takin' notes When the uteren lining decides to crash your underwear And the new light jeans you just bought Wal-Mat, buying pads When the cute boy from math sees you by the Stay-Free and the Kotex And he found Always in your shopping cart I hate periods I hate periods so bad And the collison of hormones that made school so hard Made school so had In math, drawing the slopes that make you curse out loud and isn't that much fun Sittin' for an hour-and-a-half in your own blood? So I won't stop whinin, won't stop cryin If you can, please get some Hershey's Did you get my Advil and Midol? Is this what being female is like?

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