Song Parodies

Board index - The Band

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omg stfu Demolition Lover Age: - Gender: - Posts: 19648	July 3rd, 2007 at 08:04pm ILU guys. -in a fit of giggles- I started this one, but it's hard to finish: "There's No "E" In Band" Well do you regret? we won't just forget it You started something you couldn't finish And if you go down we'll cheer together scene queen means, well scene queen means And you got a hundred-dollar bill that says you're up late night burning money for fun with j star, Wearing your ring like a badge of honor You won't get sympathy from your clique who never loved you one million times more than us
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256	July 3rd, 2007 at 08:32pm HAHAHA BERARD PWNS YOU ALL. Parody of Umbrella Gee has Bert's heart And they're never be worlds apart Feuds may be in magazines But Gee's still Bert's star Gee cause in the dark You can't see shiny guitars And that's when you need Bert there With you Bert'll always share Because When the sun shines, you’ll shine together He told you he'll be there forever Said he'll always be a friend You both took an oath you should stick it out till the end Now that you're feuding more than ever Know that you still have each other You can stand under Bert's umbrella You can stand under Bert's umbrella Ella ella eh eh eh Under his umbrella Ella ella eh eh eh Under his umbrella Ella ella eh eh eh Under his umbrella Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh These fancy things, will never come in between You're part of each other's entity, here for Infinity Your war has took it's part The world has dealt it's cards If the hand is hard, you should get together again Because When the sun shines, you’ll shine together He told you he'll be there forever Said he'll always be a friend You both took an oath you should stick it out till the end Now that you're feuding more than ever Know that you still have each other You can stand under Bert's umbrella You can stand under Bert's umbrella Ella ella eh eh eh Under his umbrella Ella ella eh eh eh Under his umbrella Ella ella eh eh eh Under his umbrella Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh You can run into each other's arms It's okay don't be alarmed Come into Bert There's no distance in between your love So go on and let the rain pour Bert's all you need and more Because When the sun shines, you’ll shine together He told you he'll be there forever Said he'll always be a friend You both took an oath you should stick it out till the end Now that you're feuding more than ever Know that you still have each other You can stand under Bert's umbrella You can stand under Bert's umbrella Ella ella eh eh eh Under his umbrella Ella ella eh eh eh Under his umbrella Ella ella eh eh eh Under his umbrella Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh It's raining Ooh Gee it's raining Baby come into Bert Come into Bert It's raining Oh Gee it's raining
Bobby B. Banned Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2078	July 3rd, 2007 at 08:49pm My Fraberard parody. To the tune of 'The Boy is Mine' by Brandy and Monica. 'GERARD IS MINE' Need to give him up I've had about enough It's not hard to see Gerard is mine I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused Gee is fucking me Gerard is mine BERT Think it's 'bout time I told you straight Sit and talk face to face There is no way he'd go for you I'm packing way more inches than you FRANK But see BertI know yours is small Because Gerard has told me all Got to be blind if you can't see The bulge in his jeans belongs to me BERT See now I know you're talking shit Cos Gerard told me that it Ain't as good with you as me 'Cos you got a mini p33n FRANK Bert baby you are so wrong Cause I just don't see how you could Satisfy him better than me With your fucking 3-inch p33n Need to give him up I've had about enough It's not hard to see Gerard is mine I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused Gee is fucking me Gerard is mine BERT When I do the things I do To that man he forgets you Faster than you can say 'FRANKIE' 'Cos let's be honest, he wants me FRANK I think you should open your eyes 'Cos I'm packing awesome size I am a part of his sex life I know it's killing you inside BERT You can say what you wanna say Cos it was us that made the sex tape It's on the web you can't escape It, I'ts for real you're the fake (Frank) Give it on up (Bert) Had about enough (Frank) It's not hard to see (Bert)Gerard is mine oh ah... (Frank) I'm sorry that you (Bert) Seem to be confused (Frank) Gee belongs to me (Bert) No no. You need to give it up (Frank) About enough (Bert) It's not hard to see (Frank) Gerard is mine (Bert) Mine...oh mine (Frank) You seem to be confused (Bert) Gee belongs to me (Frank)Gerard is mine, not yours (Bert) But mine (Frank) Not yours (Bert) But mine (Frank) Not yours (Bert) But mine I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused Gee belongs to me Gerard is mine!
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256	July 3rd, 2007 at 08:57pm Bye, Bye, Bye Bye, Bye... Bye, Bye... Oh, Oh.. I'm postin' this tonight, You're probably gonna start a bitch fight. I know him marrying you can't be right. Hey Eliza come on, We hated you endlessly, When you made blogs publicly So now it's time for you to leave and make it alone You can't make your own money With a fake permit We wanna see you get out of Gee's bus Eliza, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye We were never a fool for you We weren't the stupid players in your game for two You may hate us but it ain't no lie, Eliza, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye We really wanna make it tough, We just wanna tell you that we've had enough. You're so crazy But it ain't no lie, Eliza, bye, bye, bye Just hit me us the truth, Now, girl you're nothing but a fake. So please stop making posts about Gee On myspace Then you and Miss E, bribed people for backstage passes, Life will be much better once you're gone. You can't make your own money With a fake permit We wanna see you get out of Gee's bus Eliza, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye We were never a fool for you We weren't the stupid players in your game for two You may hate us but it ain't no lie, Eliza, bye, bye, bye... Bye Bye We really wanna make it tough, We just wanna tell you that we've had enough. You're so crazy But it ain't no lie, Eliza, bye, bye, bye We're giving up I know for sure We don't want Gee be the reason for your blogs no more Bye Bye We're checkin' out You should sign out Don't want Gee to be the loser and we've had enough Don't want Gee to be your fool In your game for two So he's leavin' you behind Bye, bye, bye... We wanna make it tough And we've had enough And it ain't no lie Bye, Bye We were never a fool for you We weren't the stupid players in your game for two But it ain't no lie Baby bye, bye, bye... We really wanna make it tough We just wanna tell you that we've had enough Might sound crazy, But it ain't no lie, Bye, bye, bye
Godzilla Banned Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1629	July 3rd, 2007 at 09:14pm "Please Stop Spammin'" A Parody of Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" A parody about spammers and teenies Another post that makes me wanna hurl In this INO world Don't tell us how you feel cause we don't care Stop treating INO like a toy It makes everyone lose all joy Don't tell us how you feel cause we don't care All this spamming causes gloom Another PLOTB locked cause teenies couldn't get a clue If this doesn't stop in a short while there will be a fight These pages go on and on and on and on Spammers Writing spam all over a thread Moderators Searching for the posts in the night Fan girls And true fans Who are devoted Are about to have a fight Mods working hard to keep things clean Even if that means acting mean But teenies would do anything to bring up their MCR shrine Just one more time Fans will grin Teenies will stare at their shoes And sing the blues When they find out Frank's married These pages go on and on and on and on Spammers Writing spam all over a thread Moderators Searching for the posts in the night Fan girls And true fans Who are devoted Are about to have a fight Please stop spammin' We don't care about your feelings Think before you post Please stop spammin' We don't care about your feelings Think before you post Please stop spammin' We don't care about your feelings Think before you post Please stop spammin' We don't care about your feelings...
fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256	July 3rd, 2007 at 10:02pm In light of recent events in the PLOTB thread: We're gonna mop up the floor with your ass So if you can't back yourself up just pass We don't do what you say we do Because we call her mean names And you tell us to be ashamed Well guess what none of us are Because your comments don't work They sure do give us a smirk Because you don't know shit We're gonna rip up your threads Your accusatory words to shreads Another cog in the rumor machine They say all INO girls scare the living shit out of me they only want Jared Waydes p33n So don't shoot us down, or we'll bite your head off Now please leave us alone and go away We all are in a big clique We all call Gerard a chick And call E. Cutz a scene queen But if you don't like it well fucking tough shit We don't want to hear about it They say all INO girls scare the living shit out of me they only want Jared Waydes p33n So don't shoot us down, or we'll bite your head off Now please leave us alone and go away OOOOOH YEAH They say all INO girls scare the living shit out of me they only want Jared Waydes p33n So don't shoot us down, or we'll bite your head off Now please leave us alone and go away All together now INO girls scare the living shit out of me they only want Jared Waydes p33n So don't shoot us down, or we'll bite your head off Now please leave us alone and go away INO girls scare the living shit out of me they only want Jared Waydes p33n So don't shoot us down, or we'll bite your head off Now please leave us alone and go away
omg stfu Demolition Lover Age: - Gender: - Posts: 19648	July 3rd, 2007 at 10:05pm Gerard McCracken.: they only want Jared Waydes p33n Oh, bb.
Godzilla Banned Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1629	July 3rd, 2007 at 10:26pm xo samara.: Gerard McCracken.: they only want Jared Waydes p33n Oh, bb. Ain't that the truth? Lol.
xXDitaVonSantiXx Joining The Black Parade Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 183	July 3rd, 2007 at 10:27pm THIS IS SO FUNNY!!! YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY TALENTED!!!! LOVE YA!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Blue to help me Fall Salute You in Your Grave Age: 57 Gender: Female Posts: 2062	July 4th, 2007 at 03:10am this is my first try It's an old song from '70's Eliza We’re Through (to Baby It’s You – The Promises) You’re not here with me now so I’m saying I don’t want you anymore Not holding me hostage I’m saying You can’t have me no no more I tried a goodbye you clung tighter to me I can’t take no more Oh no ooooh aah Eliza we’re through I don’t like anything that you do You know I cannot forget you too soon Eliza we’re through Running my fingers through my hair and Saying don’t cut no more You hissed in my ear with your hairdresser breath I can’t hear no more You laid down beside me but now you can’t have me No ring no more Oh nooooh aaah Eliza we’re through You can blog everything that you do The fans can’t forget you too soon Eliza we’re through Stalking the show Away messages were so low You caused too much strife Cut you forcefully from my life Don’t leave LA Stay right there Don’t come don’t come near me no more Eliza we’re through Just go back to the world’s hated crew Take that fucking eyeliner off too Eliza we’re through Eliza we’re through All the blogs that you hid from me too Oh boy did they come to bite you Eliza we’re through Eliza we’re through All the other’s are ecstatic too “Never marry” directed at you Eliza we’re through Eliza we’re through I’m a free man and loving it too You’ll never be hearing “I Do” Eliza we’re through
AmandaAdenine Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 454	July 4th, 2007 at 01:19pm My First try This one is a christmas carol redo, its called Whorey Night, a parody of Silent Night and its about Eliza, and I dont care. Whorey Night. Unholy Night All is blogged All is fake Round yon whore Eliza and Miss E. (or Audrey Kitching you can rotate) Unholy whores so fake and hinting. Burn in hell..... Burn in hell.........................
Pixie-Gates Awake and Unafraid Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 13231	July 4th, 2007 at 01:33pm I am Bob.: My Fraberard parody. To the tune of 'The Boy is Mine' by Brandy and Monica. 'GERARD IS MINE' Need to give him up I've had about enough It's not hard to see Gerard is mine I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused Gee is fucking me Gerard is mine BERT Think it's 'bout time I told you straight Sit and talk face to face There is no way he'd go for you I'm packing way more inches than you FRANK But see BertI know yours is small Because Gerard has told me all Got to be blind if you can't see The bulge in his jeans belongs to me BERT See now I know you're talking shit Cos Gerard told me that it Ain't as good with you as me 'Cos you got a mini p33n FRANK Bert baby you are so wrong Cause I just don't see how you could Satisfy him better than me With your fucking 3-inch p33n Need to give him up I've had about enough It's not hard to see Gerard is mine I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused Gee is fucking me Gerard is mine BERT When I do the things I do To that man he forgets you Faster than you can say 'FRANKIE' 'Cos let's be honest, he wants me FRANK I think you should open your eyes 'Cos I'm packing awesome size I am a part of his sex life I know it's killing you inside BERT You can say what you wanna say Cos it was us that made the sex tape It's on the web you can't escape It, I'ts for real you're the fake (Frank) Give it on up (Bert) Had about enough (Frank) It's not hard to see (Bert)Gerard is mine oh ah... (Frank) I'm sorry that you (Bert) Seem to be confused (Frank) Gee belongs to me (Bert) No no. You need to give it up (Frank) About enough (Bert) It's not hard to see (Frank) Gerard is mine (Bert) Mine...oh mine (Frank) You seem to be confused (Bert) Gee belongs to me (Frank)Gerard is mine, not yours (Bert) But mine (Frank) Not yours (Bert) But mine (Frank) Not yours (Bert) But mine I'm sorry that you Seem to be confused Gee belongs to me Gerard is mine! Genius Saving this to my computer if you don't mind!
Blue to help me Fall Salute You in Your Grave Age: 57 Gender: Female Posts: 2062	July 4th, 2007 at 11:55pm Mrs Goodbye ( to Mr Brightside –the Killers) Go back into your cage G will be doing just fine Oh you’re gonna be damned Because you wanted all I started out with a kiss And now it ended like this It was only a kiss Was it only a kiss? He’s alone in his bed Don’t you call him a cad He was having a smoke Decided you were a drag Well you made your bed now I bet that you’re feeling sick It’s all in your Head You were blogging his Life now Want to be his wife now He’s let you go You should have stopped The blogs you see You tried to control Jealousy In the other fans you see Reading your sick lullabies Choking on your e-fame lies But this is the price you pay MCR has gone away Open up your freaky eyes You’re Mrs Goodbye Take the Crew to your cage And you’ll be doing just fine Find another poor guy Who’s becoming more Cut his hair for the show And maybe then a quick blow Or just only a kiss Is it only for this? Start some Internet fad Make the bandmates all mad Change his life so it’s sad Put on glasses to hide Take a photo of you Blog the whole damn thing too Cryptic messages oooh But you end with a Mwah again We’ll know that you’re a Slut again Let it go You just can’t stop It’s killing you You need to control Fantasy Want to have the Fame you seek Need a band to leech upon You can’t do it on your own But there is a price you pay Your respect has gone away Open up your black rimmed eyes You’re Mrs Goodbye You’ll never You’ll never You’ll never
bound and gagged Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 28660	July 10th, 2007 at 08:21pm The bold is INO girls, the itaclic is Eliza. And it's a parody of Misery Business by Paramore I'm in the busniess of maneating Will it take me to the top? I've got a body like a 10 year-old And I want a rocker c*ck It's a matter of time before you all find out Than when you thought he was Kat's, I caught him by the mouth I waited three longs years She finally set him free I told him I couldn't lie, he was the only one for me One year, then we were engaged Internet's got it out for me, but I write the biggest blog Whoa, I always meant to brag, cuz I've got him where I want him now Whoa, it was always my intention to brag To steal him away from Katmandu now But god does it feel so good Cuz I got him where I want him now And if I could, then you know I would Cuz god it just feels... It feels so good Second chances never matter Scene queens never change Once a whore, nothing more We're sorry, that'll never change And about the engagement you weren't supposed to post Sorry Gerard, she really did Now look our way! Well there's a million other girls who do it just like me Looking as innocent as possible to get to who I want and what I like It's easy if you kinda lie Well, we refuse, we refuse, we refuse! Whoa, I always meant to brag, cuz I've got him where I want him now Whoa, it was always my intention to brag To steal him away from Katmandu now But god does it feel so good Cuz I got him where I want him now I watched his wildest dreams come true Not one of them involving you Just watch our wildest dreams come true Not one of them involving you! Whoa, I always meant to brag, cuz I've got him where I want him now Whoa, it was always my intention to brag To steal him away from Katmandu now But god does it feel so good Cuz I got him where I want him now It just feels so good
Stolen Baby On Board Banned Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 1900	July 10th, 2007 at 10:33pm I....love you for writing that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kid Rock Banned Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7686	July 11th, 2007 at 07:26am There are more here too. Toro's Hair To the Tune Of Mama Toro your hair is so cool. Toro your hair is so cool. Do you gel & comb it? Cause it looks so smooth. Toro your hair is so cool. Toro you should get braids. Toro you should get braids. Don't let that fro Just go to waste. Toro you should get braids. And when those girls just pull it. Yeah! Just fan them off. They're teenies. Yeah! They love you cause you're famous. You & that famous fro. So just condition it And it will be alright. Is it true your hair's a wig? Is it true your hair's a wig? Or is that a rumor? Now what do you think. Toro is your hair a wig? Now when you headbang does your hair get into your eyes? If yes then use a scrungi. If no then I am surprised. Do you own a crimping iron? B/c that would be nice. Is it true that your hair gets into your eyes? And when those girls just pull it. Yeah! Just fan them off. They're teenies. Yeah! They love you cause you're famous. You & that famous fro. Do you use a pick for your hair? It would keep the knots out of there. So Toro buy a pick And you're hair will be very smooth. Toro you should get braids. Toro you should get braids. Don't let that fro Just go to waste. Toro you should get braids. 2-3-4! Toro! Toro! Toro! Fro! Toro! Toro! Toro! Toro! And if you cut your hair Would you donate it all? B/c your fro inspires To make mine's go higher. And then your fro will rule the world. Everyone else's hair sucks. Maybe you should give lessons. Cause I'd buy that book If it told me how to Make my hair look like yours. But I think my mom would flip. B/c that would look weird on a chick. So I'll just admire even though it inspires Many hairstyles like it.
Kid Rock Banned Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 7686	July 11th, 2007 at 07:27am Btw Brandy I love your songs!
bound and gagged Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 28660	July 13th, 2007 at 08:37pm Oops!... Bert Did It Again Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I think Bert did it again He made Gee believe they're more than just friends Oh, Gerard It might seem like a crush But that doesn't mean That he's serious Cause to lose all his make-up That is just so typically Gee! Oh baby, baby Oops! Bert did it again He played with Gee's heart, got lost in the song Oh baby, baby Oops! You think Bert's in love That's he sent from above He's not that innocent You see, Gee's problem is this He's dreaming away Wishing that scene queens, they truely don't lie He cries, watching those days Can't you see he's a fool in so many ways? But to lose all his make-up That is just so typically Gee! Baby, oh Oh baby, baby Oops! Bert did it again He played with Gee's heart, got lost in the song Oh baby, baby Oops! You think Bert's in love That's he sent from above He's not that innocent Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah "All aboard!" "Gerard, before you go, there's something I want you to have." "Oh, it's beautiful, but wait a minute, isn't this...?" "Yeah, yes it is." "But I thought the crazy teenie dropped it into the moshpit in the end!" "Well baby, I went down and got it for you." "Oh, you shouldn't have!" Oh baby, baby Oops! You think Bert's in love That's he sent from above He's not that innocent
bound and gagged Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 28660	July 13th, 2007 at 08:37pm Rehab Moms tried to make us go to rehab But we said, "No, no, no." Yes, we diss E But when we write songs You'll know, know, know We ain't got the time And if Dujo thinks we're fine Moms tried to make us go to rehab But we won't go, go, go We'd rather be at home with Ray We ain't got seventy days Cause there's nothing that you can't teach us That we can't learn from Mr. Gerard Way We didn't get on in class Cause the teacher's would have kicked our asses Moms tried to make us go to rehab But we said, "No, no, no." Yes, we diss E But when we write songs You'll know, know, know We ain't got the time And if Dujo thinks we're fine Moms tried to make us go to rehab But we won't go, go, go Our mom said, "Why are you always on there?" We said, "We got no idea. We're gonna, we're gonna miss the new thread. So we always keep posting in here." She said, "I think you're obessed. Kiss me here baby, and go rest." Moms tried to make us go to rehab But we said, "No, no, no." Yes, we diss E But when we write songs You'll know, know, know We ain't got the time And if Dujo thinks we're fine Moms tried to make us go to rehab But we won't go, go, go We don't ever wanna see E again We just, oohh, we just need her dead We're not gonna spend ten weeks Have our parents think we're on the mend It's not just our pride It's just till these rumors have died Moms tried to make us go to rehab But we said, "No, no, no." Yes, we diss E But when we write songs You'll know, know, know We ain't got the time And if Dujo thinks we're fine Moms tried to make us go to rehab But we won't go, go, go
bound and gagged Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 28660	July 13th, 2007 at 09:12pm Never Again We hope the ring he gave to you turned your finger green We that when he's in bed with you, he thinks of Bert We would never wish bad things But we don't wish you well We never read your blog post Cause we knew what you'd say Give us that stupid scene queen answer Try to make it out okay Does it hurt to know he'll never be there? Bet it sucks to see his face everywhere. It was him, who chose to end it like he did We were the first to know He knew exactly what he would say And don't say you simply lost your Way Miss E may believe you But we never will Never again If he doesn't know the truth, he'll deserve you A scene queen wife, oh how dumb Buzznet blogs are bliss But when your day comes, he'll be through with you And he'll be thorugh with you You'll die with Miss E and Jefree Star We never read your blog post Cause we knew what you'd say Give us that stupid scene queen answer Try to make it out okay Does it hurt to know he'll never be there? Bet it sucks to see his face everywhere. It was him, who chose to end it like he did We were the first to know He knew exactly what he would say And don't say you simply lost your Way Miss E may believe you But we never will Never again Never again will we hear you Never again will we diss you Never again will we fun of you Never Never again will we kill you Never again will we want to Never again will we like you Never We never read your blog post Cause we knew what you'd say Give us that stupid scene queen answer Try to make it out okay Does it hurt to know he'll never be there? Bet it sucks to see his face everywhere. It was him, who chose to end it like he did We were the first to know He knew exactly what he would say And don't say you simply lost your Way Miss E may believe you But we never will We never will We never will Never again

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