Song Parodies
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| rollertoaster Fabulous Killjoy  Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 143 | Four, tres, two, uno [Intro- Travis Mccoy] Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it These boys that are bangin are delicious [Verse 1 - Frank] Frerardlicious definition make them girls go loco They want our treasure so their get their pleasures from the photos. You could see Gee, but I can squeeze Gee. It's pretty easy, cuz he's sleazy. We got reasons why we tease 'em. Slash just come and go like seasons [Hook 1] Frerardlicious (so delicious) Gerard is so promiscious And if you was suspicious, All that shit isn't fictitious. We be kissin it puts even boys on rock, rock. And they be lining down the block just to watch what we got (four, tres, two, uno) [Chorus- both] So delicious (it's hot, hot) So delicious (we put them boys on rock, rock) So delicious (they wanna taste of what we got) We're (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty) [Verse2 - Gerard] Frerardlicious def-, Frerardlicious def-, Frerardlicious def- ["def" is echoing] Frerardlicious definition make them girls go crazy. They always claim they know me, Comin' to me call me Gee (Hey, Gee), Sometimes F to the e, r, a, the r, the d Aint no other boys put it down like Frank and me. [Hook 2] We're Frerardlicious (so delicious) I can't help it, his body is so vicious He be up in the gym just working on his fitness I'm his witness (Ohhh, Gee) We'll put yo' boy on rock, rock And he be lining down the block just to watch what we got (four, tres, two, uno) [Chorus- both] So delicious (it's hot, hot) So delicious (We put them boys on rock, rock) So delicious (they wanna taste of what we got) Frerardlicious (hold, hold, hold, hold, hold up, check it out) [Vamp- Frank] Baby, baby, baby, If you really want Gee, Honey get some patience. You won't get a taste. We be tasty, tasty, We be laced with lacey. It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy. [Travis Mccoy] T to the A, to the S T E Y - Boys, you're tasty, T to the A to the S T E Y - boys, you're tasty D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, hit it Gee [Rap - Gerard] All the time We turn around sista's gather round always looking at us up and down watchin us (uuhh) I just wanna say it now - We ain't trying to round up drama, little mama we don't wanna take your man. And I know we coming off just a little bit conceited and we keep on repeating how the girls wanna see it. But I'm tryin' to tell, that we can't be treated like clientele 'Cause they say we... [Hook 3 - Frank] Delicious (so delicious) Because Gerard is promiscious And if you was suspicious All that shit aint fictitious We be kissin (mmmwwahhh) It puts them boys on rock, rock And they be lining down the block just to watch what we got (got, got, got) Four, tres, two, uno. My body stay vicious, I be up in the gym just working on my fitness, He's my witness (oooh, Frankie). We put yo' boy on rock, rock, And he be lining down the block just to watch what we got (four, tres, two, uno) [Chorus] So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) we're Frerardlicious, t-t-t-t-t tasty, tasty It's so delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (aye, aye, aye, aye) We're Frerardlicious, t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t (aye, aye, aye, aye) [Extro- Travis Mccoy] T to the A, to the S T E Y - boysl, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - boys, you're tasty T to the A, to the S T E Y - boys, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno) D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the, E to the, L I C I O U S, to the D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the (four, tres, two, uno) T to the A, to the S T E Y - boys, you're tasty. T to the A, to the S T E Y - boys, you're tasty T to the A, to the S T E Y - boys, you're tasty. T to the A, to the, four, tres, two, uno D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D to the E, to the L I C I O U S, to the D, to the E, to the, to the, to the, to the, to the..... |
| tabitha Bleeding on the Floor  Age: 45 Gender: Female Posts: 1831 | Bloody Hell. That was FANTASTIC. Good Times.  |
| Toronado Bleeding on the Floor  Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1464 | ^^ O.O Oh dear God, that was good. Now mine: Tis a parody of a spoof. Frankie, the Best Guitarist In The West You could hear guitar riffs sound as he played em on the ground, And the pinging of guitar strings when he strummed em way too loud. And he played all across New Jersey, his guitar apon his chest His name was FRANKIE, and he was the best guitarist in the west. Now Frankie loved a singer, a man known as Gerard And he was rather skinny, though he used to look like lard. They said Gee was too good for him, he was sexy dressed in drag And though he was 'perfectly straight', people still called him 'fag'. They called him Frankie. And he was the best guitarist in the west. Gee said he’d like to learn guitar, Frank said "all right, m'dear" And after they played their show that night he unpacked all his gear. He took it down to Gerard's room, and plugged it into the wall, So no one could hear their goings on if they listened from the hall. Now Frankie had a rival. A mean and sneaky hag, Her name was Eliza and she carried a makeup back. She tempted him with her eyeliner sticks and her platinum blonde hair dye And when she got out her hair straitener it damn near made him cry. He nearly swooned at her scissors and clips, and she said "now if you treat me right You'll have a manicure every morning, and a pedicure every night." She knew when he saw her French tipped nails she'd have her wicked way And all Frankie had to offer was the same love song every day. His name was Frankie! And he was the best guitarist in the west! One lunch time Eliza saw Frankie's car outside his door. It drove her mad to find it was still there at half past four. And hot blood through her veins did course as she leapt from her car And she went across to Frankie's and didn't half kick his guitar. Whose name was Pansy! And she WAS the best guitar in the west! Frankie ran out into the street, guitar pick in his hand. He said "if you want to marry Gerard, you'll fight for him like a woman!" "Oh why don't we play cards for him?" she sneeringly replied, "And just to make it interesting, we'll have a dollar on the side." Now Frankie dragged her from her van into a fight in a rush. The stood there face to face, and Eliza went for her brush. But Frankie was too quick, things didn't go the way she planned And a pretty pink guitar pick sent it spinning from her hand. And soon Gee ran between them and tried to keep them apart. And Frankie pushed him aside and a hair tie caught him underneath his heart! And he looked up in pained surprise and the cardboard corner of A box of blonde hair die hit him in the eye, and Frankie bit the dust. Poor Frankie! And he was the best guitarist in the west. Frankie was only twenty six. He didn't wanna die. And now he's gone to play concerts in the arena in the sky. He gets guitar tips from John Lennon, and teenyboppers are banned And a musician's life is full of fun in that pretty, melodic land. But a singer's needs are many fold, and soon he married Eliza. But strange things happen on their wedding night as he lay down beside 'er. Was that the neighbour's party, or the radio next door?... OR FRANKIE'S GHOSTLY GUITAR TUNES FLOATING THROUGH THE FLOOR? They won't forget Frankie! And he was the best guitarist in the west! ___ (and yes, I am aware of the fact that E&G are no longer together, but I like Lyn-Z, ok?) |
| The Original Bob. Demolition Lover  Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 16672 | WOW. THATS SO FUNNY!!! FRANKIE IERO PWNS YOU |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | I swore I would never parody this song again, but it was Brandy's birthday and I just had to. Brandylicious Parody of Fergalicious Four, tres, two, uno Listen up ya'll, cause this is it The beat that I'm banging is delicious Brandylicious definition make the WAYT go loco They want her treasure so they get their pleasures from her photo (you fucking little pervs XD) You can see her, you can't squeeze her She ain't easy, she ain't sleazy She's got reasons why she tease 'em WAYTs just come and go like seasons Brandylicious (Brandylicious) But she ain't promiscuous And if you were suspicious All that shit is fictitious She blow kisses (muahhh) That puts them WAYTers on rock rock And we be lining down the block just to watch what she got (Four, tres, two, uno) So delicious (It's hot hot) So delicious (I put them boys on rock rock) So delicious (They want a slice of what I got) She's Brandylicious (t-t-t-t-t tastey, tastey) Brandylicious def-, Brandylicious def-, Brandylicious def- Brandylicious definition make them WAYTers go crazy They always claim they know her Coming to her call her Brandy (Hey Brandy) She's the B to the R, A, N the D the Y And can't no other lady put it down like her She's Brandylicious (So delicious) Her body stay vicious (lol, so sorry Brandy) She'll be up in the gym just working on her fitness I'm her witness (Oooh whee) She puts yo' boy on rock rock And we be lining down the block just to watch what she got (Four, tres, two, uno) So delicious (It's hot hot) So delicious (I put them boys on rock rock) So delicious (They want a slice of what I got) I'm Brandylicious (Hold hold hold hold hold up, check it out) Baby, baby, baby If you really want her Honey get some patience Maybe then you'll get a taste I'll be tasty, tasty, I'll be laced with lacey It's so tasty, tasty, It'll make you crazy I'll leave that line out. XD T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tastey T to the A to the S T E Y girl you tastey D to the E to the L I C I O U S To the D to the E to- to- to- hit it Brandy [Rap] All the time she turn around always brothers gather round Always looking at her up and down looking at her (Uh) I just wanna say it now she ain't trying to round up drama Little mama she don't wanna take your man And she knows I'm coming off just a little bit conceited And she keep on repeating how the Madina Lake boys wanna eat it But I'm trying to tell, that she can't be treated like clientele Cause they say she's delicious (So delicious) But she ain't promiscuous And if you was suspicious All that shit is fictitious She blow kisses (muahhh) That puts them WAYTers on rock rock And we be lining down the block just to watch what she got (Got, got, got) Four, tres, two, uno Her body stay vicious She be up in the gym just working on my fitness I'm her witness (Oooh whee) She put yo' boy on rock rock And we be lining down the block just to watch what she got (Four, tres, two, uno) So delicious (Aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (Aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (Aye, aye, aye, aye) I'm Brandylicious (t-t-t-t-t tastey, tastey) So delicious (Aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (Aye, aye, aye, aye) So delicious (Aye, aye, aye, aye) I'm Brandylicious (t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t Aye, aye, aye, aye) T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tastey T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tastey T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tastey T to the A, to- to- to- to- to- (Four, tres, two, uno) D to the E to the L I C I O U S To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S To the D to the E to- to- to- to- (Four, tres, two, uno) T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tastey T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tastey T to the A, to the S T E Y girl you tastey T to the A, to- to- to- to-(Four, tres, two, uno) D to the E to the L I C I O U S To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S To the D to the E to the L I C I O U S To the D to the E to- to- to- to- to- to... I do it because I love you. |
| fault lines. Awake and Unafraid  Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 10075 | i don't have a hole song but i have a name, go to hell kid(feel free 2 do the lyrics) |
| lessthanthree. Always Born a Crime  Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 5253 | Welcome To The Rainbow Parade When I was A young girl, My mommy Took me into the city To see a marching band. She said, "When You grow up, Would you be The saviour of the random, The crazy and the strange?" She said "Will you Defeat them, Your demons, And all the non smiley dudes, The plans that they have made? Because one day I'll leave you, An angel To lead you in the summer, To join the rainbow parade." When I was, A young girl My mommy, took me into the city To see a marching band She said, "When you grow up, will you be the saviour of the random, the crazy and the strange?" Sometimes I get the feeling, she's watching over me And other times I feel like I should smile Went through it all, the happy days The smiles in the streets And when you're here we want you all to know We'll smile on, We'll smile on And though you're smiling strong believe me Your memory will smile on We'll smile on And in my heart I can contain it The anthem will explain it A world that sends you smiling from happy girly dreams Your happiness and love will save us all So paint it pink, don't take it back Let's shout it loud and clear Happy to the end we hear the call To smile on We'll smile on, And though you're smiling strong believe me Your memory will smile on We'll smile on And though you're preppy and conceited Your happy friends will smile on On and on we smile through the mall Oh oh oh super smily faces of your peers Oh oh oh Take a look at me 'cause I could smile forever Do or smile You’ll always make me Because the world will always take your heart Come and smile; you’ll always break me We want it all, we want to play this part I will explain, and say I’m sorry I’m unashamed, I’m gonna show my smile Give a cheer, for all the smiley Listen here, because it’s who we are I'm just a girl; I am a hero Just a girl, whose meant to sing this song I'm just a girl; I am a hero I Really Care! We'll smile on We'll smile on And though you're smiling strong believe me Your memory will smile on We'll smile on And though you're preppy and conceited Your happy friends will smile on Do or smile You’ll always make me Because the world will always take your heart Come and try; you’ll always break me We want it all, we want to play this part Do or smile You'll always make me Because the world will always take your heart Go and try; you'll always break me We want it all, we want to play this part We'll smile on Me and my best friend wrote this about a month ago. |
| lessthanthree. Always Born a Crime Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 5253 | I made this last night...really late, when I should have been sleeping. Parody of Teenagers. Populars They will obsess over looks They don't care about schoolbooks They're just gonna make fun of you Always having lots of fun They think that they're number one They'll criticize all the things you do Because their makeup won't work You'll probably give them a smirk But they've got methods of being real mean They want to rip up your heads Tear up your papers to shreds They're like a preppy murder machine They said all populars seriously annoy me They could care less As long as makeup doesn't bleed They've got girly clothes And a flirty pose Hopefully they'll leave you alone, we'll see The girly-girls in the clique The hurtful names that they stick They'll make sure you don't fit in, kid They make you troubled and hurt Stuff tissues under their shirts You should make them pay for the things that they did They said all populars seriously annoy me They could care less As long as makeup doesn't bleed They've got girly clothes And a flirty pose Hopefully they'll leave you alone, we'll see Oh, yeah! *guitar solo* They said all populars seriously annoy me They could care less As long as makeup doesn't bleed They've got girly clothes And a flirty pose Hopefully they'll leave you alone, we'll see All together now! populars seriously annoy me They could care less As long as makeup doesn't bleed They've got girly clothes And a flirty pose Hopefully they'll leave you alone, we'll see Oh, populars seriously annoy me They could care less As long as makeup doesn't bleed They've got girly clothes And a flirty pose Hopefully they'll leave you alone, we'll see |
| Bleeding; Juliet Motor Baby  Age: 30 Gender: - Posts: 805 | WIFEY BY PAIGE.! SONG ABOUT GERARD AND LYN-Z SUNG FROM GIRLFRIEND. [Chorus] Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your wifey No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your wifey Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! You know it’s not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your wifey [Verse 1] You’re so fine I want you mine You’re so delicious I think about ya all the time You’re bands so addictive Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright? Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious And Hell Yeah I’m gerard ways gothic princess I can tell you like me too and you know I’m right She’s like so whatever And you could do so much better I think we should get together now And that’s what everyone’s ton INOS talking bout [Chorus:] Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your wifey No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your wifey Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! You know it’s not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your way [Verse 2] I can see the way, I see the way you look at me And even when you look away I know you think of me I know you talk about me all the time again and again So come over here, tell me what I want to hear better yet sing me this is how i disappear I don’t want to hear you say lyn-z name ever again (And again and again and again!) [Bridge] [Chorus] Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! You know it’s not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your girlfriend In a second you’ll be wrapped around my drum stick Cause I can, cause I can do it better There’s no other So when's it gonna sink in? She’s so stupid What the hell were you thinking?! In a second you’ll be wrapped around my drum stick Cause I can, cause I can do it better There’s no other So when's it gonna sink in? She’s so stupid What the hell were you thinking?! Hey! Hey! You! You! I don’t like your wifey No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Hey! You! You! I could be your wifey Hey! Hey! You! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! You know it’s not a secret Hey! Hey! You! You! I want to be your wifey |
| made from neon Salute You in Your Grave  Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 2036 | Chem In Herre. =] Ahaha, I sound like a teenie, and it's mostly about Gerard but I personally think it's catchy. [Intro] They so hot... So hot in here, So hot in... [Rap] I was like, Good gracious, Gee's babealicious, Flirtatious, and he makes cute faces. Looking for the right time to walk up to Gee, lookin' for the right time to flash my teeth =D I'm not leavin', please believin, if I do I will be seethin' =@ Check it, wanna be with Gee in the Four Seasons, Penthouse rooftop, my addiction he's feedin'. No decievin', nothin' up my sleeve, no teasin'. I need to get him up up on my bedroom floor, Give this girl what she's askin' for. 'Cuz I feel like busting loose, and I feel like touchin' you, and can't nobody stop the Gee so tell me what's the need? [Hook x 2] (I said) Gee makes it hot in here, so take off all your clothes. =] (Gee is so freakin' hot, I wanna rip his clothes off) [Rap] Why you listen to MCR if all you know is I Don't Love You? What good are they if you ain't listenin' to 'em till they grew? G, I see you singin', all the way til' the song is through, And I be screamin', I be screamin' because I freakin' love you! Then, I see Ray, and my jaw? I dropped it. Riffs, licks, solos, whatever, I love it. Mikey got Lasik for the dollar, but I don't really like it, He was cuter with glasses, I ain't gonna fight it. When they perform, it's warm, sweatin' up in this joint, but nobody really cares by this point, because Frank is a winner baby, he can't lose, he got secrets that can't leave Cancun, and he jumps around like he's home alone, you know, dancin' in front of the mirror when he's on the phone with Bob, checkin' his reflection, and tellin' his best friend, "Bob, I think my butt's gettin' big!" [Lmao] [Hook x 2] (MCR hang all out) Mix a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (MCR will never sell out) Give a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (MCR hang all out) With a little bit a ah, ah And a sprinkle a that ah, ah (MCR will never sell out) I like it when ya ah, ah Boys, baby make it ah, ah [Rap] Stop placin', time wastin', I gotta friend with Bob in the basement. (WHAT?) Just kiddin' like Jason. (OH!) Unless she actually did it, Extra extra eh spread the news, Mikey rocks our socks to the moon! Came back with something different than what we used to, he has no glasses and black short hair, I wonder if he uses Vidal Sasson? [Hook x 4] (MCR hang all out) Mix a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (MCR will never sell out) Give a little bit a ah, ah With a little bit a ah, ah (MCR hang all out) With a little bit a ah, ah And a sprinkle a that ah, ah (MCR will never sell out) I like it when ya ah, ah Boys, baby make it ah, ah. Ahaha, I had fun making it. Sorry about the Gerard first part, his name just fit better =] |
| ain't got no soul. Salute You in Your Grave  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 3449 | Parody of Hey There Delilah. Sung by Gerard. Guitar played by Gerard. For Frank. Hey there Frankie Whats it like in New Jersey. I don't really care, I can't sing and play so lets not make this wordy. Cause I suck.. At guitarrr... Shit.. Finger slipped. Arrrr. Ehm. Hey there Frankie I know times are getting hard. It must be tough being short but I'll beat bullies with this guitar. And I'll laugh... Cause I can't play it anway.. I got through that verse without my fingers slipping.. Hooray. Oh yeah Hoooray. OH. It's what you do to me-ee-ee. Oh. It's what you do to me-ee-ee. Oh.. It's what you do to mee-eee. I want your p33n... I have to pee. ButICan'tRightNowSoI'llKeepSinging. Hey there Frankie I think I'm really getting hard.. Cause lately I've been reading shit That our fans call 'Frerard'. I wish it was real... But it isn't. But it can be. Oh. The way I feel... Hey there Frankie. I've got so much left to say. I wish I was your guitar. You could strum on me all day.. That would feel good. Yes it would.... Ohhh. It's what you do to me-ee-ee. Ohhh. It's what you do to me-ee-ee. Ohhh. It's what you do to me-ee-ee. Ohhh. It's what you do to me. From my bunk to yours it's pretty far. But I've got feet. And I don't need a car. I'd walk to you if I had no other way... Which is probably going to haapppennn.. Blarhha! Mikey, Ray and Buh-Bob. Would all hit me on the head, Cause they think Frerard's wrong. But there's nothing wrong with being gaa-aay. I love buttsex and you do too! And after we're done you won't be able to poo. For at least 45 daa-aays. Frankie I can promise you that by the time we get through. Our worlds will never ever be the same. And we're to blaa-aa-aa-aame. Hey there Frankie. You be good on stage, don't miss me. Don't worry cause in 10 minutes. We'll be on the bus and you can kiss me. Then we can do whatever we want to.. Frank.. This is for you.. Sex in twominutes. Oooh. It's what you do to meee. Oooh. Possibly it's whatI'llDoToYouInBed. Oooh. It's what you to to meeee. Oooh. It's what you do to meee. What you do to mee.. --- My first one. I know. It sucked.  |
| made from neon Salute You in Your Grave Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 2036 | Ahaha, I love it =]] |
| Way1203 Fabulous Killjoy  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 125 | seeing as how there's a lack of songs about bob....I came up with this. To The Takeover, The Breaks Over by Fall Out Boy Bobby, drumsticks change but drummers don't And you'll always be drumming in the band, yeah You're a heartthrob and it compensates with You're skills and hot, hot, hot cat loving But don't pretend you'll never sing about Gee Don't pretend you'll never sing about Gee Wouldn't you rather be a drummer singing about Gee? Solo projects and drumming on murder scenes Drummer singing about Gee? Don't pretend, d-d-d-don't pretend You love cats yeah You love cats yeah They say Frank called you superficial Because you lost a few in the middle I don't care how much you weigh cause I'll love you broad or skeletal Don't pretend you'll never sing about Gee Don't pretend you'll never sing about Gee Wouldn't you rather be a drummer singing about Gee? Solo projects and drumming on murder scenes Drummer singing about Gee? Don't pretend, d-d-d-don't pretend You have a fuzzy beard with a piercing on your lip, yeah A lonely broken heart and staph infection woah You have a fuzzy beard with a piercing on your lip, yeah A lonely broken heart and staph infection woah You love cats yeah You love cats yeah You love cats yeah You love cats yeah You love cats yeah You have a fuzzy beard with a piercing on your lip, yeah A lonely broken heart and staph infection woah You have a fuzzy beard with a piercing on your lip, yeah A lonely broken heart and staph infection woah You love cats yeah With a piercing on your lip, yeah A lonely broken heart and staph infection woah You love cats yeah (Don't pretend you'll never sing about Gee) You love cats yeah (Don't pretend you'll never sing about Gee) You love cats yeah lol  |
| mona disappeared. In The Murder Scene  Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 22738 | its my first, so I dont know if its good. btw, I wrote that like shit in the morning. He'd do anything. (Simple Plan - I'd do anything) Another day is going by She thinking about his cock all the time But you're out there, Eliza But Gee's here fucking his wife. And the anonymous wrote this letter in INO. Cuz so many things were said But now you're gone forever And you can't think straight This could be the one last chance To shoot your head He'd do anything Just to kill you from his hand To try to hold back But somehow he can't have you then He'd do anything Just to kill you Will you remember this Cuz I know He will forget you Together they broke the relationsship Dreaming of killing you And leave this place To never come back So now maybe after all these days If he'd kill you have no fear I'll be here I'll be killing you first This could be the last chance to make you suffer And I just can't let you fuck Gee once or another He'd do anything Just to kill you from his hand To try to hold back But somehow he can't have you then He'd do anything Just to kill you Will you remember this Cuz I know He will forget you I close my eyes And all I see is killing you I close my eyes I try to sleep He can't fuck you Nanana (....) And he’d do anything to kill you Nanana (....) He'd do anything Just to kill you from his hand To try to hold back But somehow he can't have you then He'd do anything Just to kill you Will you remember this Cuz I know He will forget you He’d do anything To sleepwalk and stalk you He'd do anything There's everything I will do He'd do anything To sleepwalk and stalk you He'd do anything Cuz I know He will forget you |
| LOVE MACHINE Really Not Okay  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 682 | its a paroady of "Scotty Doesn't Know" by Lustra, its from Eurotrip "Hey!!!!!! Mikey doesn't know, That Frank and me, rock out in my Sedan every Sunday. He tells him he's in Barns and Noble, But he doesn't go, Still he's on his knees, and... Mikey doens't know, oh. Mikey doesn't know-oh. So don't tell Mikey! Mikey doesn't know, Mikey doesn't know. SO DON'T TELL MIKEY!! Frank says he's out rocking, But he's with me and I'm not stopping. Cuz Mikey doesn't know, Mikey doesn't know, iIkey doesn't know, Mikey doesn't know. So don't tell Mikey. Mikey doesn't knoooooow.... DON'T TELL MIKEY! I can't believe he's so trusting, While I'm right behind you whispering love. Frank's got him on the phone, and he's trying not to moan. It's a three way call, and he knows nothing. NOTHING!!! Mikey doesn't know, Mikey doesn't know, MIkey doesn't know, Don't tell Mikey. Cuz Mikey doesn't know, Mikey doesn't knoooooow.... SO DON'T TELL MIKEY! We'll put on a show, everyone will go. MIkey doesn't know, Mikey doesn't know, Mikey doesn't knoooooow.... The, parking lot, why not? It's so cool when you're with me. His front lawn, in the snow. Laughing so hard, cuz... Mikey doesn't know, Mikey doesn't know. I rocked him on Mikey's birthday. Mikey doesn't know, Mikey doesn't know, Mikey doesn't know, Mikey doesn't know, Don't tell Mikey. Mikey doesn't knoooooow.... Mikey will know, Mikey has to know, Mikey's gotta know, Gonna tell Mikey, Gonna tell him myself. Mikey has to know, Mikey has to know, Mikey has to, Mikey has to, Mikey has to go! Mikey doesn't know, (Don't tell Mikey) Mikey doesn't know, (Don't tell Mikey) Mikey doesn't know... Mikey's gotta go!" Don't kill me...it was my first try..>_< |
| bullets are hailing. Thinking Happy Thoughts  Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 438 | Trapped In The Pantry (Parody of Trapped In The Closet by R. Kelly) A Teenie's POV [not mine] Ten o' clock in the morning And I feel like someone raped me I'm stretching and yawning In the bed that was stolen from me And a voice says, "Good morning baby" from the bathroom Then Frank comes out and kisses me And to my surprise, he ain't Gee Then I got this smile on my face Like, This was actually fun How could I be stupid to think that we weren't done? Lost his favorite dime Oh, what was on my mind? From the concert, went to his home And I decided to stay that long Here I am, quickly trying to take away his clothes Packed 'em up and I started to head up out the door Then he stretched his hands in front of it Said, "No, don't go this way" Look at him, like he was mental Said, "Frankie move out my way" Said, "I gotta head home" He said, "Please don't go out there" Said, "Seriously, I've got to get home" He said the band was coming up the stairs "Shut up, quiet Hurry up and hide in the pantry" He said, "Not another sound Or some crap is going down" Said, "I'll just go out the window" "Sure, except for one thing, we're on the 10th floor" "Oh shit, oh shit, shit quick, put me in the pantry" And now I'm in this stupid pantry trying figure out How the hell will I get my ass up out this house? They walk in and yell, "Are you home?" Frank says, "Yeah, I'm in the room" They walk in to see Frank on Myspace Sayin, "We got skittles for you" He runs to them And says "I made cajun with glasses of water" I'm tellin you all, he's so good he deserves another Oscar They tickle him And he just laughs his head off I'm like Geez, what the hell is going on? You're not gonna believe it Things get worse as the story goes on Before I knew it, a call comes on my cell phone I thought "Shit, it's not on vibrate" But by the way they act, I could tell I'll lose all of my faith Mikey looked around and said, "Somethins going on And we will see And I'm like, "Oh crap, please don't open the pantry" Gerard walks in the bathroom Ray looks behind the door Frank says, "Guys get back here" Bob says, "Bitch say no more" Mikey pulls the shower curtain While Frank's biting his nails They walk back to the room And I'm probably going to hell Checks under the bed Then under the dresser Gee looks at the pantry I hide behind my sweater Mikey walks up to the pantry He kicks the pantry Now they're all near the pantry Damn they're opening the pantry, pantry, pantry....... I know it sucked, but it was my first time doing a parody. |
| Toronado Bleeding on the Floor Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1464 | Everyone's a little bit racist Likes A Little Bit Of Waycest Ray: You like a little bit of waycest. Bob: Well, you like a little bit too. Ray: I guess we both like a little bit of waycest. Bob: Admitting it is not an easy thing to do... Ray: But I guess it's true. Bob: Between me and you, I think... Both: Everyone likes a little bit of waycest Sometimes. Doesn't mean we go around committing Rape crimes. Look around and you will find Waycest is hot in your mind Maybe it's a fact we all should face Everyone likes a bit of horny Ways! Ray: Now, not too much, because I wouldn't want the Way brothers to find out about it- Bob: No! Ray: No, just a little bit, like reading 2_way_street in your bunk after a show. Bob: Right! Both: Everyone likes a little bit of waycest Today. So, everyone likes a little bit of waycest Okay! Gerard and Mikey might be mad, Who cares? Without it you'd be sad It's not like they'd come with you with an axe! Everyone enjoys it- So relax! |
| dreamerforever Salute You in Your Grave  Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 4287 | I like the other ones, but the last one, uh-uh. |
| bullets are hailing. Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 438 | writerGrrl: This parody is sensational! I love it. =] |
| bullets are hailing. Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 438 | Sung by Gerard, Frank, Jamia, Lyn-Z, and the rest of MCR and MSI. Parody of Without Love from Hairspray Without Rock [Gerard] Once I was a stupid singer Who just tied the knot Girls followed me everywhere They said, "OMG, you look hot!" Then we played and you sang me The song we sung today Lyn-Z, I'm in love with you Rappers don't know what to say 'Cause... [Gerard & Ensemble] Without Rock Life is like fanfic with no Frerard Without Rock Life is Mikey without me, Gerard Lyn-Z, they'll be tours forever 'Cause I never wanna live Without Rock Lyn-Z, this is the best you'll give No I ain't cryin' This is the best you'll give No, no, no!! [Frank] Living in New Jersey Crime is everywhere you walk Who'd have thought I'd love a girl Who's not on the catwalk [Jamia] In my lonely room Life was just a Hershey bar But now I've tasted Skittles And I'm never going far [Everyone] Without Rock [Frank] Life is glass shoes and no Cinderella [Everyone] Without Rock [Jamia] Life's like Gerard not singing "Umbrella" [Everyone] Darling, they'll be tours forever 'Cause I never wanna live Without Rock [Frank] Darling, this is the best you'll give [Jamia and Frank] Start tours forever This is the best you'll give [Everyone] No, no, no! [Gerard] If I'm left without my makeup I don't know what I'll do [Lyn-Z] Gee, I'll get my bass out So that I can be on stage with you [Frank] And if I can't play for you- Shit that's a must [Jamia] Frank, I don't give a damn That you just cussed [Frank and MCR] Rock music is our lust [Gerard] Lyn-Z, I wanna kiss ya! [Lyn-Z] Let me onto the next bus! [All] Without Rock [Frank] Life is like your fans That won't cheer for you [All] Without Rock [Gerard] Life is like me actually getting a tattoo [All] Without Rock [Jamia] Life's like school And you can't go [All] Without Rock [Lyn-Z] Life is like Ray Not having the 'fro! [All] Like all amps without the plugs Like backstage clear of the thugs Like a jerk saying "sweetie" Like bathrooms with no graffiti Darling, they'll be tours forever 'Cause I never wanna live... Without Rock [Jamia and Gerard] Yes, now rap has annoyed me [All] Without Rock [Frank and Lyn-Z] I surrender happily [All] Without Rock [Jamia] Oh Frankie This is the best you'll give [Jamia and Frank] No, no, no! [Lyn-Z and Gerard] No, I ain't cryin' [Jamia and Frank] This is the best you'll give [All] No, no, no No, I don't wanna live without [Jamia] Rock, rock, rock [Gerard] Yeah, yeah, yeah [All] Seriously, you'd best believe Gee Never leave me Without Rock! This was really fun to do. =] |
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