Song Parodies
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| bound and gagged Bulletproof Heart  Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 28660 | And if youcan't stop eating, I'll be here getting you to Weight Watchers Your lack of health food And if you get too fat, I'll be here shakin my head, dude Oh Crap And your stomach can't hold and your mind can't take this Have you heard the news that your fat? No one ever had much nice to say. I think you need to Jenny Craig No way Will you be a stick model Wouldn't it be grand to to some liposuction by hand? And it isn't so great that you are fat. Hungry with chocolate cravings You never were that thing Please go to Jenny Craig And if you get too fat, I'll be here shakin my head, dude Oh Crap And your stomach can't hold and your mind can't take this Have you heard the news that your fat? No one ever had much nice to say. I think you need to Jenny Craig No way Will you be a stick model Wouldn't it be grand to to some liposuction by hand? And it isn't so great that you are fat. And in my honest observation During this bypass consultation Found a complication in your eating Stop it Because now you've got maybe 30 pounds to lose? Is that the least the both of you can give?! (I cut out all the 'la's') Oh Jenny Craig, if weight ain't just a joke, then why aren't you laughing? If weight ain't just a joke, then why are you fat? FAT! |
| bound and gagged Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 28660 | Our Lady of Sorrows Our Lady, Eliza Cuts She could annoy him one last time And be a drama queen when they fight And we could settle this affair If the dumbasses could get out of PLOTB And then we'll solve the mystery of Fraberard pornography This riddle of Gerliza Please understand we have to bash her because She lied her ass off Don't let Gee see her blog Take her MySpace down And never be confused again We've only got one thread to put this at an end And cross the PLOTB vets with Gerliza theory She lied her ass off Don't let Gee see her blog Take her MySpace down And never be confused again N-word, she said Who put the thoughts in her head Oh, how wrong we were to think that their engagement was seriousy true |
| bound and gagged Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 28660 | Teenagers He's gonna clean up his life With Eliza(or Bertie) his wife But the teenies want him even more Because they sleep with his pics And keep them close to their tits So they can keep him "close to their hearts" Because the Ferards never work They are still wanting his dork Cause they want him in their designer jeans They wanna rip off his clothes His leather jacket to shreds They want his cog in their murder machine! We say all teenies still want him, even though he's engaged They still want him, they don't believe in Eliza(or Frankie) They still want all of his clothes Or for him to strike a masturbatory pose Maybe they'll leave Fred Lero alone but not Gee The girls and girls on INO To discuss Gerliza and such they'll go The the Band What Are You Thinking? But if you're using chat-talk And your username is i♥gee'scock" They'll get you banned for 7 months or more! |
| bound and gagged Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 28660 | Drowning Lessons With just a post, Jenni freaked us out With talks of fingering, porn and weed Laughs about some Berard porn That picture Lik will photoshop Eliza jokes The Miss E's lies As we laugh and talk Ferard at Download Let's talk Bert's p33n for the hundreth time And then tomorrow we'll do it again Gerard went down And Bert puts out And Frankie's back door is where Gerard could go hard + dry While Bert watches This is what we talk about in Band WAYT Eliza jokes The Miss E's lies As we laugh and talk Berard at TOC Let's talk Gerard's p33n for the hundreth time And then tomorrow we'll do it again We never thought it'd be this are Gerard and Eliza are engaged? Will they stay? All we're asking for is a little Berard before marriage? It's still won't be enough It'll relief us, cuz we've been waiting And we'll keep on wanting more Just to show that we adore Every inch of Berard love All we're asking for is these pants creamed white From all the times Gerard kissed Bert's p33n And then, we can wash down this engagement thing with Berard and Ferard theories! You'll wait as I set up And we'll celebrate the end of things with Bert's lapdance With just a post, and we'll scare you away |
| bound and gagged Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 28660 | Hey There Delilah Hey there Eliza What's it like being a scene queen? We're all thousands miles away, But E, you act like such a diva, yes you do You're more a diva than Paris Hilton We swear it's true Hey there Eliza, don't you worry about the distance We're right here if you need bashing Give this parody one whole listen, Maneater Listen to our voice, it's our disguise We hate your guts Oh, it's what you did to Gee Oh, it's what you did to Gee Oh, it's what you did to Gee Oh, it's what you did to Gee What you did to Gee Hey there Eliza, we know times aren't getting hard, but just believe E, someday you'll pay the bills with your Gerard You'll have it good You'll have the things Gee thinks you should This song is good Hey there Eliza, we've got so much left the say that if every truthful song we wrote to you would make you stop lying, we'd write it all Out of your trap Gerard would fall Your shoes are cheap Oh, what did you do to Gee? Oh, what did you do to Gee? Oh, what did you do to Gee? Oh, what did you do to Gee? A thousand miles seems pretty far, but Gee's got planes, and trains and AIM He'll walk to you if he's got no other way We will all just make fun of you And you will tell us to STFU, because you know that the band thinks the same way Eliza, we can promise you that by the time that you get hitched, the band will never ever be the same And you're to blame Hey there Eliza, you be nice, and don't be racist Two more days, and you'll be on Buzznet And we'll be writing parodies like we do You know it's all because of you We can say whatever we want to Hey there Eliza, here's to you You big scene queen |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | Helena parody about Audrey Kitching. Long ago Just like the myspace you die to whore again We all really dislike you Burning on because you use too many chemicals in your hair You irritate the lives of everyone, you know. That's your worst hair style yet Please go wash it out instead and the men you laid they want their money back What's the worst that I can say? You didn't blow Gee Way Don't start a catfight Don't start a catfight Came a time When your hairs color resembled that of a lime It hurt everybody's eyes That's your worst hair style yet Please go wash it out instead and the men you laid they want their money back What's the worst that I can say? You didn't blow Gee Way Don't start a catfight Don't start a catfight If you continue dying your hair that way Your hair will fall astray Don't start a catfight Don't start a catfight Can you hear me? Please don't come near me Please buzz your hair It's becoming quite a terror It's horrendous. Just take it and cut it off What's the worst that I can say? You didn't blow Gee Way Don't start a catfight Don't start a catfight If you continue dying your hair that way Your hair will fall astray Don't start a catfight Don't start a catfight |
| bound and gagged Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 28660 | Lycia, I think you're better at this than me |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | tbh, I beg to differ. Reverse it from me to you and you have the right sentence. |
| Bobby B. Banned  Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2078 | I WROTE THIS PARODY IN A FIT OF ANGER ABOUT THE SPAM IN PLOTB. IT MAKES ME MAD, SO I GIVE YOU.... KILL ALL DAMN SPAMMERS!!!! Well you can say a lot about nothing, But honey what good’s that gonna do? And you can spew all your nonsense But the Vets just might kill you. 'Cause you are all a bunch of spammers Tell me, baby, who do you wanna be? And the mods about to lock it, Which is tragic with a capital T. PLOTB PLOTB PLOTB!!!! 'Cause we all wanna party when the thread spammage ends. (Bababa, bababa) And we all post our theories and get back on topic (Bababa, bababa) It's only eight fucking pages so just go and read them (Bababa, bababa) Cos if you ask that one more time, then I will die in this place. Sometimes the chatspeak sinks so low, I'm shocked at what you're capable of. And no this ain’t an English lesson But its against the damn rules 'Cause you are all a bunch of spamalots That never paid attention in threads, So ask me the same damn thing five times Make It 6 and I may just report you You’re all fools, you’re all fools, you’re all fools, you’re all fools! 'Cause we all wanna party when the thread spammage ends. (Bababa, bababa) And we all post our theories and get back on topic (Bababa, bababa) It's only eight fucking pages so just go and read them (Bababa, bababa) Cos if you ask that one more time, then I will die in this place. Just fucking stop the spamming, Please fucking stop the spamming, One more ‘is Gerard unengaged’ And the thread gets locked Just go to the WAYT ‘Cos there the living is free And come spam along with me Just gtfo of PLOTB Come To WAYT (WAYT) The Band WAYT (WAYT) Get out of PLOTB!!!!!! 'Cause we all wanna party when the thread spammage ends. (Bababa, bababa) And we all post our theories and get back on topic (Bababa, bababa) It's only eight fucking pages so just go and read them (Bababa, bababa) Or just walk the fuck away, and gtfo back to lurkdom. |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | I.L.Y. You're awesome, that was awesome. Best one I've read so far. |
| madame angst Salute You in Your Grave  Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 4551 |  |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | Parody by Rach (I am Bob.) and I. Spammers: Mama all spammers go to hell spammers they all go to hell We're writing this rant and not wishing you well spammers they all go to hell Oh well now mama spammers are all gonna die spammers they're all gonna die Stop asking the same questions, you make us want to die spammers make plotb vets cry and when we moan dont flame us its just cos chatspeak just kills us you dudes are oh so brainless We just want you to go And when you go don't return to this thread my loves your posts are all full of lies Spammers have the IQ of flies And right now, we're sick of your comments and posts your posts are all full of lies well spammers what your posts did to my brain and to my fun you should have read the fucking thread and not just asked the same old thing if you just read the fucking pages things will improve all at once you should have read you should have read the fucking thread We said "You ain't reading the posts of mine they said the same thing five damn times and pretty soon they're gonna find The PLOTB had to go And when you go don't return to this thread my loves" That's right spammers just go to WAYT spammers just go to WAYT it's really quite spammy you'll like it quite well spammers they all go to hell 2 - 3 - 4 SPPPPPPAAAAMMMMMMMEEERRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS SPAMMERS SPAMMERS SPAMMERS and if you would go in WAYT and post all your spam there instead cos the shit that you talk with your interwebz speak It makes me cry out my eyes all night long were spammed by you all through pages of shit we must trawl and if you must stay please get a damn brain and return to the topic once more if spam carries on then the PLOTB thread is gone so quit with the shit cos i'm damn sick of it And return to the topic once more MORE MORE MORE!!!!!! |
| Bobby B. Banned Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2078 | I am SO FUCKING PROUD of this one, tbh. |
| MATTY. Banned  Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 581 | AMAZING. |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | I have this like huge sense of pride right now. We should be come like Weird Al. |
| Bobby B. Banned Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2078 | Gerard McCracken.: Def. I wanna do HOW and IDLY now. |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | Well if you wanted to spam, we want you to go away Please go look through the thread and don't repeat the same damn thing We'll give you dirty looks, then repost what you want to know Remember when you asked us if Gerard really got unengaged to Eliza Spam's not okay Spam's not okay Spam's not okay It wears us out What will it take to make you go read through the goddamn thread We've told you time and time again to do so but don't know what it means You do it all the time, it should be a fucking crime We told you off as you asked what Eliza's myspace address was for the last time, go read the prominent info thread! Spam's not okay Spam's not okay Spam's not okay It wears us out We'll give you dirty looks Then repost what you want to know You asked what you missed as you were gone but there were only 10 pages Spam's okay IN THE WAYT It's okay there (It's okay there) But you really need to listen to me Because I'm telling you stop I mean this, go to the WAYT (Trust me) Spam's not okay Spam's not okay Well, spam's not okay Spam's not o-fucking-kay Spam's not okay Spam's not okay |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | How much is that Frankie in the window? The one with the really long hair How much is that Frankie in the window? I do hope that Frankie's for sale I must take a trip to New Jersey And leave my poor Gee-Baby alone If he has a Frankie, he won't be lonesome And Frankie will have a good home How much is that Frankie in the window? The one with the really long hair How much is that Frankie in the window? I do hope that Frankie's for sale I see that he has really nice eyebrows That don't need to be plucked at all My Gee needs a Frankie to protect him And maybe even have a nice fuck (haha I'm a perv!) I don't want Bunny or Pumpkin I don't want a Bertie that smells I don't want an Eliza that's stupid Gee can't have fun with a ditz How much is that Frankie in the window? The one with the really long hair How much is that Frankie in the window? I do hope that Frankie's for sale I do hope that Frankie's for sale Now srsly, I had no idea that this song had more than one verse. |
| Bobby B. Banned Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 2078 | OK, OK. THIS ONE'S FOR LIK. 'I Won't Fuck You' Well when you strip, Don't ever think I'm coming near to you And maybe now we're over I'll be off to find your brother, Way Well after all this time Berard's been real You're still just crap in bed, and so I feel It's time for me to get out, Gee-bear get out, Find a new man...... Now, I'm gone I turned round to you and said, I won't fuck you Like I did Yesterday Sometimes you were so bad, I pleaded With Jepha just to suck me, 'cos I needed To get some decent action, 'cos you just Weren't doing it for me And after all the orgasms you owe, Forced to pay dollars for a decent blow, Need someone who can get it up Get it uuupppp.... A real man...... Now, I'm gone I turned round to you and said, I won't fuck you Like I did Yesterday Won't fuck you.....fuck yyyoooouuuuuu Now, I'm gone I turned round to you and said, I won't fuck you Like I did Yesterday I won't fuck you Like I fucked you Yesterday....... And Lycia....WIN. |
| Mikey. Banned  Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 1330 | Spam (Blood Parody) Well we encourage them to have cooperation Post our messages when we they need to stop They can't control their spam because they're too dumb And we hate them for it honestly they'll be here for a while They post spam, spam Pages of the stuff Tell them all they need, but it will never be enough They post spam, spam, spam Grab a mod because PLOTB is going to be locked. Some really dumb teenies amongst the spammers We can e-slap slap them if they don't choose to stop The other PLOTBers, they hate them so But it's really not alarming cause they're such awful fucks They post spam, spam Pages of the stuff Tell them all they need, but it will never be enough They post spam, spam, spam They're the annoying spammers that no one loves! |
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