Song Parodies
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| machiavelli Shotgun Sinner  Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 9615 | |
| Nia_Black Always Born a Crime  Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 5258 | Anilorac (AngelFromMyNightmare) and I wrote this, it's meant to be from the guys point of view. The MCR Slash Song (to the tune of Helena). Weirdo You wrote an MCR slash again today We are freaked out by you. We're freaked out! At all the slash you write on the internet About the guys from MCR. And what's the worst you'll write? About the guys tonight As if it all is true Well we are so freaked out tonight. Well if you write about Gee Way You imply that he is gay Waycest and Frerard, Gerob and Frerard. Came a time, when all your slash was really, really crap But now, everyone is subscribed. And what's the worst you'll write, About the guys tonight? As if it all is true Well we are so freaked out tonight. Well, if you write about M. Way, You imply that he is gay Waycest and Frikey Waycest and Frikey. Well, if you write about M. Way, You imply that he is gay Waycest and Frikey Waycest and Frikey. Can you hear me, moaning deeply Can we pretend to leave and then, we'll meet again when both our lips collide! And what's the worst you'll write, About the guys tonight? As if it all is true Well we are so freaked out tonight. Well if you write about Gee Way You imply that he is gay Waycest and Frerard, Gerob and Frerard. |
| BroKeN_DeFeaTEdX Jazz Hands  Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 382 | [Chorus] Hey Gee Hey you I don’t like your girlfriend! No way, no way I think you need a new one Hey! gee hey! You! I could be your girlfriend Hey! gee! hey! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! You know it’s not a secret Hey! Gee, Hey! You! I want to be your girlfriend [Verse 1] You’re so fine I want you mine Your so talented I listen to you all the time Im MCR addicted Don’t you know what I could do to make you feel alright? Don’t pretend I think you know I’m damn precious And Hell Yeah I’m the One and only mRs. WaY! I can tell you want me and i you know im the right....one [Bridge:] She’s like using you now And you could do so much better I think shes blue eyed but ugly And that’s what everyone’s talking about! [Chorus:] Hey! Gee Hey You! I don’t like your girlfriend! No way! No way! I think you need a new one Hey! Gee HEY! You! I could be your girlfriend Hey! GEE Hey! You! I know that you like me No way! No way! You know it’s not a secret Hey! Gee Hey! You! I want to be your girlfriend [Verse 2] I can just predict the way you will look at me And even when you don't I just know you will always think of me I know you will talk about me again and again So come over here, tell me what I want to hear Better yet make Eliza disappear I don’t want to hear you say her name ever again (And again and again and again!) [Bridge] [Chorus] Hey! Gee Hey You! I know that you like me No way! No way! You know it’s not a secret Hey! Gee Hey! You! I want to be your girlfriend In a second you’ll be all around me Cause I can, cause I am so much better There’s no other Bri So when's it gonna sink in? She’s so concited What the hell were you thinking?! [repeat] [Chorus] |
| BroKeN_DeFeaTEdX Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 382 | this kinda doesn't make any sense since hes not with Eliza anymore |
| dinosore. Bleeding on the Floor  Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 1263 | these e. cuts parodies are simply marvolous. i hope she sees them--but wait! shes too busy with her other 325312 boyfriends to do that! |
| INowPronounceYouDead Thinking Happy Thoughts  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 526 | Well if people are right and she is addicted to reading blogs and other things about herself she might just make a special trip here dont yell at me im not judgeing anyone gosh[i only say this because there lots of ppl who are saying stupid stuff like "ur so obsessed with the guys why do u come here"..when its obvious they r too or they wouldnt be here but yea] |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | Parody of Cancer. It's called eCancer. Turn away If you could get her a blog to write cause her myspace is now pointless Call her friend Miss E Don't help her gather all her wits Cuz she'll just Pointlessly defend Eliza My INO sisters and my brothers, still, We will not like her, There is no hardest part of this, He's left you Now turn away, Cause she's awful just to see Cause all her hair's chopped off and shittily dyed, Oh the agony, Know that he will never marry you, Baby, you're nothing but a lame-o, And counting down the days you'd go. It was our living And we just hope you know, That now she's gone, Miss E was wrong, We are not sad and blue, There is no hardest part of this, He's left you There is no hardest part of this, He's left you |
| Amy Farrah Fowler In The Murder Scene  Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 21121 | I Don't Love You This version is 'I Love You More' well if you go just remember that I'll try to make you stay and maybe when you leave here I'll be gone to find another fan oh of that band my chemical romance and that is how we had our chance to meet and become best friends. we became friends through obsessions. you log off and even stop to say to me "I love you more" but you're wrong obviously Sometimes I dream of going to Texas because with you two it just must kick ass and baby if I stay here I'm sure to go insane And while you still think that you love me more I inquire, what do you love me for? So get it right and learn that I love you more. I love you more. whoa, whoaa you log off and even stop to say to me "I love you more" but you're wrong obviously well common, common you log off and even stop to say to me "I love you more" but you're wrong obvious-ly "I love you more" but youre wrong obviousl-y "I love you more" but you're wrong obviously |
| Amy Farrah Fowler In The Murder Scene Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 21121 | Oh and: You know what they do to guys like us in prison bakeries (Incomplete) In the middle of a bun bite In the center of a doughnut They say "come with your nose raised high" Well they're never gonna get me Like a chicken runnin from a butcher To wage This war against your pastry-yy Your cooking will never be the same in your customer's eyes Bake a cake. Bake a cake Now! But I can't and I don't know why this oven is full. We can't use it Well I can't. Well I can Too hot, too cold or just not enough cake mix .... |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | And because I was in a Berard mood: Demolition Lovers (no there's no different title, it was good enough as is): Hand in Gee's, into Bert's icy blues And then he'd say to Bert, they could take to the highway With this trunk of ammunition too He'd end his days with Bert in a hail of bullets He's trying, he's trying To let Bert know just how much he means to him And after all the things you put each other through and He would drive on to the end with Bert A liquor store or two keeps the gas tank full And he feels like there's nothing left to do But prove himself to Bert and he'll keep it running But this time, he means it He'll let you know just how much Bert means to him As snow falls on desert sky Until the end of everything Gee's trying, Gee's trying To let Bert know how much he means As days fade, and nights grow And they go cold Until the end, until this pool of blood Until this, Gee means this, Gee means this Until the end of... He's trying, He's trying To let Bert know how much he means As days fade, and nights grow And they go cold But this time, you'll show them You'll show them all how much you mean As snow falls on desert sky Until the end of every... All you are, all you are Is bullets Gee means this [x4] As lead rains, will pass on through our phantoms Forever, forever Like scarecrows that fuel this flame they're burning Forever, and ever Know how much Gee wants to show Bert he's the only one Like a bed of roses there's a dozen reasons in this gun And as they're falling down, and in this pool of blood And as they're touching hands, and as they're falling down And in this pool of blood, and as they're falling down They'll see each other's eyes, and in this pool of blood The'll meet each other's eyes, Gee means this forever |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | Parody of Dead! called Wentz! And if you post Sidekick pictures I'll be here wondering Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your career And you won't get to heaven I'll be there laughing, dude Did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your career won't wait Then my brain can't take this Have you heard the news that you have no p33n You never had much nice to say I think I never liked you anyway Oh get away from the interweb Wouldn't it be grand? It's exactly what you planned. And wouldn't it be great If you were dead? Ohh dead. Tongue-tied and oh so sluttish You never fell in love Did you get what you deserve? The ending of your career And you won't get to heaven I'll be there laughing, dude Did you get what you deserve? The end, and if your career won't wait Then my brain can't take this Have you heard the news that you have no p33n You never had much nice to say I think I never liked you anyway Oh get away from the interweb Wouldn't it be grand? It's exactly what you planned. And wouldn't it be great If you were dead? And in my honest observation Hey!Chris was right about you We found a complication with your p33n So long, 'Cause it wasn't yours I'm sure it was fake Is that the best that you can do? One, two, one two three four! LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! Well come on, LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA! LA LA LA LA LA LA LA! Oh motherfucker, Your life is just a joke And we are all laughing Your life is just a joke And we are all laughing Your life is just a joke And we are all laughing Your life is just a joke Now why aren't you dead? DEAD! |
| Godzilla Banned  Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1629 | "Gold Digger" (with Uncle Jiggy) She take hismoney when he's in need Yea she's a trifflin friend indeed Oh she's a gold digga way over town That dig's on Gee [Chorus:] (She wants his money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (she wants Gee's thing) But she ain't messin' wit no broke rocker (She wants his money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (she wants Gee's thing) But she ain't messin' wit no broke rocker That girl gave him a head way down (He gotta leave) That girl gave him a head way down (He gotta leave) That girl gave him a head way down (He gotta leave) That girl gave him a head [Verse 1:] Eliza thinks her hair is the bomb She works at a beauty salon with a fake louis vuitton Under her underarm She said I can tell you ROC I can tell by ya Perm Elza's like a fangirl except she'll suck a cock I can tell by ya perm and ya arm but IGee's lookin for the one have you seen her Mikey told Gee his best friend had an ass like serena Trina, Jennifer Lopez, but he don't want yo kids An he gotta take all they bad ass to show-biz Ok he'll have yo kids but then they got their friends Gee Pulled up in the Benz, they all got up In They all went to Denny's and then he had to pay I can't believe Gee is fuckin' this girl He should be payed You know why It take too much to touch her I don't know if anyone can trust her My best friend say she use to fuck wit Pete Wentz Then I saw the messages she sent [Chorus:] (She wants my money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (she wants my thing) But she ain't messin' wit no broke rocker (She wants my money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (she wants my thing) But she ain't messin' wit no broke rocker That girl gave him a head way down (He gotta leave) That girl gave him a head way down (He gotta leave) That girl gave him a head way down (He gotta leave) That girl gave him a head [Verse 2:] 30 years, 30 years You haven't been married for 30 years You don't need her, You can wait a little bit more She's got the most horrible hair You will see her on myspace any given day with that Audrey Kitching girl that will lay Any guy in a band then take his money She went to the doctor to get weight loss pills wit yo money She walkin around lookin like Michael with ya money She said she wanted Pete's Peter If you aint no punk holla Gee needs a Prenup GEE NEEDS A PRENUP!, Yeaah It's something that you need to have Cause when she leave yo ass she gone leave with half 30 years, 30 years You've waited 30 years, You can wait more [Chorus:] (She wants my money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (she wants my thing) But she ain't messin' wit no broke rocker (She wants my money) Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger (she wants my thing) But she ain't messin' wit no broke rocker That girl gave him a head way down (He gotta leave) That girl gave him a head way down (He gotta leave) That girl gave him a head way down (He gotta leave) That girl gave him a head Now I aint sayin she's a gold digger Eliza's got needs She dont want Her dude to smoke but she smokes weed She go out to eat and he dont pay yall cant leave There's dishes in the back, bitch ya gotta roll up ya sleeves Better watch Gee though cuz he''s ready to leave He gone make it into a Benz out of that Datson He got that ambition E.C. look in his eyes This week he got engaged, next he realizes you told him lies Eliza you lied I know you're ballin' but please just stop cryin No one cares because of all your lyin But you stay outta the limelight gir; But when tyou move on you realize he left your ass for the right girl That girl gave him a head way down That girl gave him a head way down That girl gave him a head way down That girl gave him a head (lemme hear dat bak) |
| Agent J Fabulous Killjoy  Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 114 | I've written about 25 parodies of MCR songs, but these songs are filled with innuendo. If you are allergic to high doses of innuendo, you won't want to read these. If you're still intersted, PM me, and I'll send you one of my parodies. |
| Godzilla Banned Age: - Gender: - Posts: 1629 | Inneundo? |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | DISCLAIMER! (yes there is one for this one): I do not think Eliza is fat. I did not create these lyrics. I only changed "Kyle's mom" to Eliza Cuts. I did not reword any of these lyrics besides that. The rest is from the South Park movie. The song is "Kyle's Mom Is a Bitch". With that said, onto the parody... Weeelllll, Eliza Cuts is a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls. On Monday she's a bitch On Tuesday she's a bitch On Wednesday thru Saturday she's a bitch Then on Sunday just to be different, Shes a super king kamehameha bitch Have you ever met Gerard's ex Eliza Cuts?, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair, She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch She's a stupid bitch Eliza Cuts is a bitch, And she's such a dirty bitch. Talk to kids around the world, It might go a little something like this... [Sung in three different languages by other children] Have you ever met Gerard's ex Eliza Cuts?, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She's a mean old bitch, she has stupid hair, She's a bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Bitch, bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. She's a stupid bitch, Eliza Cuts is a bitch, And she's such a dirty bitch; I really mean it, Eliza Cuts, she's a big fat, stinking bitch Big old fat fuckin' bitch, Eliza Cuttttttsssssssss Yeahhhhh, Chaaaaa |
| Agent J Fabulous Killjoy Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 114 | Godzilla: Yeah, I pretty much change every song into something related to sex. I'm only 14. It entertains me. |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | Knights of INOia: Come ride with me Through the veins of the internet I'll show you how Bob Falls asleep on the job And how can we win When fools can be scene queens Don't waste your time Or they will waste you They're not gonna take us alive The time has come to make things online right You and I must fight for our eRights You and I must fight to survive They're not gonna take us alive The time has come to make things online right You and I must fight for our eRights You and I must fight to survive They're not gonna take us alive The time has come to make things online right You and I must fight for our eRights You and I must fight to survive Simple... the song only has two damn verses though! |
| Mocker Salute You in Your Grave  Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 2862 | I did a picture caption of this ages ago. (its incomplete. Sorry, I can only take so much of this song) "Frankalicious" (feat. Gerard) Four, tres, two, uno [Gerard] Listen up ya'll, 'cause this is it The beat that I'm bangin' is delicious [Frank] Frankalicious definition make them girls go loco They want my treasure so they get their pleasures from my photo. You could see me, you can't squeeze me. I ain't easy, I ain't sleazy. I got reasons why I tease 'em. Girls just come and go like seasons. Frankalicious (so delicious) But I ain't promiscuous. And if you was suspicious, All that shit is fictitious. I blow kisses (mmmwwahhh) That puts them girls on rock, rock. And they be lining down the block just to watch what I got So delicious (it's hot, hot) So delicious (I put them girls on rock, rock) So delicious (they wanna taste of what I got) I'm Frankalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty) Frankalicious def-, Frankalicious def-, Frankalicious def- Frankalicious definition make them girls go crazy. They always claim they know me, Comin' to me callin me Mikey (Hey, Mikey!), I'm the F to the R, A, N, K the I, the E, And can't no other sexy dude put it down like me. I'm Frankalicious (so delicious) My body stay vicious I be up in the gym just working on my fitness Gee’s my witness [Gerard] (oooh, wee) [Frank] I put that boy on rock, rock And he be lining down the block just to watch what I got (four, tres, two, uno) |
| fabulous killjoy. Moderator Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 46256 | Our Lady of WAYT We could be perfect one last thread And die when the scene queens cause a fight And we can settle this affair If you would shed your yellow take my hand And then we'll solve the mystery of having a good WAYT This riddle of INO please understand it has to be this way Stand up fucking tall Don't let the scene queens see your back Take our fucking hands and never be afraid of them again We've only got one chance to put them at an end and cross the patron saint of Swedish Fish (<--- SELF PLUG!) We know we're not celebrities, Eliza sparks and fades, the rest die by threes We'll make you understand and you can trade us for an apparition Stand up fucking tall Don't let the scene queens see your back Take our fucking hands and never Trust, you said Who put the words in her head Oh how wrong we were to think That this thread locking wouldn't make us die Stand Take our fucking hands Take our fucking... Stand up fucking tall Don't let the scene queens see your back Take our fucking hands and never be afraid of them again |
| bound and gagged Bulletproof Heart  Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 28660 | LoveStoned- Brandy stylee Frank's freaky and Gee knows it Frank's freaky and Gee likes it Listen Frank grabs the FTW guitar He likes the way it hits his hips He gets to Gerard's pants It sends him on a trip so right He might be goin' home with Gee tonight Frank looks like a model Except he's got a little more ass Don't even bother Unless you've got that thing he likes I hope he's goin' home with Gee tonight [Chorus 1:] Those flashing lights come from everywhere The way they hit Frank, Gee had to stop and stare He's got Gee love stoned Man Gee swears Frank's bad and he knows We think that he knows He's freaky and he knows it He's freaky, but Gee likes it Frank shuts the room down The way he walks and causes a fuss The baddest in town He's flawless like some uncut ice I hope he's goin' home with Gee tonight And all he wants is to rock That's why you'll find him on the floor But you don't have a c*ck Unless you move the way that he likes That's why he's goin' home with Gee tonight [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2:] Those flashing lights seem to cause a glare The way they hit Frank, Gee had to stop and stare Frank's got Geee love stoned from everywhere He's bad and Gee knows I think that Gee knows Now rock Frank Iero You're freaky, but Gee likes it Hot damn! Let Gee put his funk on this one time [Instrumental break] [Chorus 1] [Chorus 2] [Chorus 1] [instrumental break] Those flashing lights come from everywhere The way they hit Frank, Gee had to stop and stare He's got Gee love stoned I think Gee's love stoned He's got Gee love stoned I think that he knows, think that he knows, oh, oh [repeat 2 more times] Those flashing lights come from everywhere The way they hit Frank, Gee had to stop and stare Gee's love stoned from everywhere and he knows I think that he knows Think that he knows, oh, oh And now Gee's walks around without a care Frank's got Gee hooked It just ain't fair, but I... Gee's love stoned and we could swear That he knows Think that he knows, oh, oh He knows, he knows, oh, oh |
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