School Legends
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| Rexperience Bleeding on the Floor  Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 1052 | One that is always repeated around the Theater Department is from five years ago, when a senior who had a lead roll, chugged seven Red-Bulls before curtain, and wound leaving school early the following Tuesday because he he hadn't slept in three days. My Art teacher likes to bring up how the previous art teacher cut off part of her finger - twice Last year a kid rested his hand between a lunch table, and as it started to fold up it clinched of a piece of his pinkie. With in 5 minutes the entire school new lol. Around the same time, about a third of the way into our spring production of "Once Upon A Mattress" we had a total blackout in the school. That is until the 50year old generator kicked in with bolts of electricity and sounds like several lawnmowers. We wound up rescheduling the show and had to run around in the dark while trying to get out of costume. Freshman year, I had a bio teacher who was retiring so he basically didn't care about the rules. A famous line was "what are they gonna do...fire me?" One random day he had us test our ability to focus by giving us a worksheet and then going absolutely crazy, as in chair throwing crazy. God do I miss him Same year, my hot young English teacher completely out of know where decided to explain to my homeroom that she is a virgin, and doesn't believe in pre-marital sex Again same year, my Spanish teacher couldn't actually speak English. God, this could almost be its own thread. One story: Kids would run up and turn on the TV when her back was turned and she honestly thought the TV was broke. She even called down the principle one day! After about a week, she caught on and started asking if anyone had the remote, only she couldn't say "remote" so she'd yell "Who haz da Clicker-Box!?" God the memories. |
| lorilee krizelle. In The Murder Scene  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 21370 | When I was in the 6th grade. I was at my classroom late along with some friends because of a project for Home Economics, I excused myself because I needed to use the bathroom, while in there, I saw a headless black sillhouette floating infront of me! -shudders- It made me freeze and I was like that for about a minute or 2 before I had the sense to run. |
| IceHog69 Bulletproof Heart  Age: 31 Gender: - Posts: 25232 | During our publics last year, there was this really fat examiner, and she sat on one of the tables, and it collapsed under her  We have this really tall tree in our school playground thing, and every year, they put a Santa hat on it at christmas, but one year they didn't bother, so some sixth former climbed up there, and put it on, but ehn he fell off, and either broke his legs, or his back, either way, he can't walk anymore. KingRex:we have the same, only it's a math teacher who looks one hell of a lot like a goat... My biology teacher is just a legend full stop. He has suck a thick accent, taht you have to concentrate really hard on what he's saying. One guy asked him to speak slower because he couldn't understand hm, and he went off on this huge lecture about 'this african can speak english, this black man don't change his accent for no white boy'. God, Dr Mags cracks us all up. My first biology teacher had a rather loud converstaion with the guys on the other table about how to check your balls for cancer, and then proceded to dance with the meter rule. We were always convinced that he was gay... At my elementary one girl managed to smash her head onpen on a fence, so they wrapped it in foam. the fence, not her head... My old form tutor walked through the girls locker room by accident on the way to the sports hall and gym. He was only following the teacher, and she naturally went through there. He was so red when he came out. |
| temptation. Shotgun Sinner  Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 8676 | Our Physics teacher always starts with two sentences- "Don't come in this room with food,because you may die from cancer!" and "If you slobber around and talk in class,I'll slobber around too,you know." In the beginning the last one sounded funny and we all laughed,but then he continued-"In slobber I mean you'll sit exams in every single class we have.There will be a lot of C's and D's." The whole school is afraid of him and hates him at the same time,because he's acting so mean. |
| rockpapersuzi. Always Born a Crime  Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 6503 | So basically, we have tunnels under our schools from when there was all this hullabaloo about the Cuban Missile Crisis and everybody thought we were gonna be nuked. The tunnel connects the High School to the Middle School. My friend Tommy has this key to the school that has been passed down through every high-schooler in his family and no one else ever knew about it. Last year he and our friends Caleb and Rian broke in and snuck down into the tunnels to check them out. Unfortunately, they were found out and chased through the tunnels until Tommy and Rian were caught. They were expelled and Caleb, who got away, was suspended for being a part of it. It's said that our Middle School Auditorium is haunted. ~*Legend has it that about a hundred years ago, that plot of land was the town's fairgrounds and that a girl fell from a ferris wheel and died there. I've talked to people who swear they've seen shit, but I haven't. I'm a bit skeptical. |
| Rexperience Bleeding on the Floor Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 1052 | ^ Yeah we have that to, but most of the tunnels have been walled up. Apparently there is a honey comb of tunnels all around my village, leading from the elementary school to the middle school, and from there to the village hall in one direction and the high school in another. There is also a labyrinth of tunnels that incomes the entire high school grounds with the building in the middle. I believe its all true because my Brother's 6th grade teacher was in the middle school tunnel before it was closed up, and a friend of mine who now works for the school, was lead by the janitors to the sub-boiler room to a door that leads to the network of tunnels. One day I'll never forget was the "Amazing Catacombs Romp" So out of no where my physics teacher who is usually soft spoken yells " EVERYONE FOLLOW ME" grabs a flash light and leaves the class. We all follow curiously down to a math room that was about to be renovated. He kneels down on the floor, opens a trap door and says "hop in." So there we where, running / crawling through the ventilation shafts under the school with only the lights from our cell phones. Most of the kids only stayed on the first tunnel, but this kid and I got the furthest of anyone snaking our way through and back around until we were under the science department. We actually found another trap door which wouldn't open, and eventually had to turn back as the tunnel was getting smaller. Later we heard that the other trap door was underneath a refrigerator in the AP physics room. Could you imagine if it hadn't been? We would have totally just climbed out of the floor in the middle of another class! |
| Ahead of the Curve Always Born a Crime  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 5918 | During an exam two science teachers were playing tig/tag and walking around fast everyone noticed and started laughing then on sat on an empty desk and it collapsed we're still taking the piss outta them |
| samantha connolly In The Murder Scene  Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24519 | Our theater is called 'The Betty Lou Winstead Memorial Theater' so the legend is a student hung herself in there. It took me about eight seconds on Wikipedia to realize that's not true, though. |
| blackXmascaraXtears Bleeding on the Floor  Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1359 | a few years a go my school's marching band were grand national champions yayyyyy band :] last year we had a student die- it was band and no one can drive to school cuz some years ago a student died in a crash outside of the building |
| Rexperience Bleeding on the Floor Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 1052 | In sixth grade during Human Growth and Development, to get the class looser, my science teacher would walk into class and bellow "SEX!" a few times. Same year my math teacher had an all out war in the middle of class. Mr.S called Ms.R on the phone and when she answered, he busted through the door spraying her with a bottle. He then grabbed her stuffed cat (which meant a lot to her) and the two of them started running throught the two conected classes doging and spraying each other! |
| elphie. Bulletproof Heart  Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 25747 | My art teacher was once playing Charades with us. He gave us an example of what TV show we could draw, "You could do something like 'strictly come dancing'... but it might be hard to draw the 'come'" The whole class burst into hysterics and he got so embarrassed xD |
| SavannahBanana13 Fabulous Killjoy  Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 167 | I've had some pretty kick ass times throughout Preschool to Eight grade (present). Most of my stuff happened in seventh grade.... My friend on the other team was leaning on her classroom door and she accidently broke the glass. My sped teacher (who I hated with a burning passion) got so mad that she pulled the string for the overhead thingy real hard and when she realeased it, it fell down, causing the small, whiteboard/easal thingy to fall down and nearly hurt one of the students. During startime, my friend Tanner had a superball and we were playing catch with it. After a few rounds, I shouted "Heads up Tanner!" and I threw it. He didn't catch the ball, and it went and broke the teacher's coffee cup and coffee got all. over her desk and paperwork. I was scared because I first thought I broke the little Santa thingy another teacher gave her. If if wasn't for one of the nice teachers being there, I would have been fucked. In band, the band teacher was like to the trumpet sectuon "Come on! This is a once in a lifetime chance to flip off you teacher!" and he gave the finger to the class and was like "FUCK YOU!!!". I laughed so hard that I fell out of my seat and damaged my instrument :]. After school at COPYCATS (a program in my school that does community service, helps out student council, etc...), we here setting up for the Winter Wonderland Dance (the big dance in the school. Almost like a semi formal), and Elizabeth, Sarah, Kelsey, and I were on the promotion committee and we had to change things on the signs (I think it was the prices, but we drew leaf and sand village symbols and hartagrams on them instead!) and we had our i-Pods with us and we were listening to them and I was dancing and singing along to Dead!, and the math teacher saw me, along with her whole afterschool group, and was like to me "I don't think dancing is the right career path for you!" and everybody started laughing. In MCAS Math one day, we all got into the biggest rubber band fight. Funny as hell... At the Winter Wonderland Dance, my friend was showing me how to do a front hand spring, I think. I tried......... and I fell on my face in fromt of 438471098473274102741149721743980 people. And on with the other grades... Just a few days ago, we were working on a science experiment in school that involved soaking eggs in vinager. A few days later, we had to wash the shell off because it was now really thin and could come off with water so it would look totally see through once it was off. Everybody's egg, including mine, broke in the process. Then, during that same science class, Glenn (the creepy Russian kid that I hate whose also my neighbor), was aruging with this kid named Frank (not Frank Iero, sorry....) and he was like to him "Just get out of my life!" and another kid, whose name is Jackie was like "What Life?" and everybody started laughing. In social studies around the beginning of this school year, we were taking a test and the kid sitting next to me wrote numbers on his hand to make it look like numbers on a telaphone and he went to everybody going like "hey, dial your number!". When the teachers asked what he was doing, he was like "Just dial your number!". It was funny as hell. In sixth grade, when we were getting a big panoramic picture taken, I was next to one of my friends, and the photographer kept making me move closer and closer to her untill we were just inches away from each other. I was like to the photographer "What the fuck are you trying to make us do, look like lesbian lovers or something!?". The students got a kick outta that but the teacher and photographer however, did not. |
| Easy Mac In The Murder Scene  Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 20401 | We had a bomb threat at our school. I hate that kid. I swear he's going to be a pedo when he's older. and I'll never forget the Homecoming pep rally. Our theme was Back in Black. Five of the teachers dressed up and were singing and playing guitar to the song. It was great. and a senior stripped down to his boxers and danced to Soulja Boy xD It was kind of gross actually D: and there is this kid, Murphy in the grade above me and he is bigger and he'll always do this shake at the pep rally dance contest thing. lmao it's hilarious. Mr. Doeden is awesome too. He always sings in class and makes jokes. I wish I had him as my teacher again, but I'm not good at science x] There's probably more, but I can't remember right now |
| captain fine. Demolition Lover  Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 16055 | I don't know if you'd call this a "legend" but some seniors a few years ago used to play their own version of Mario Kart - not like racing, but with the balloons. They'd tie three balloons each to their backpacks, and try and pop each other's balloons in the halls throughout the course of the day. The last one standing wins. And you couldn't pop their balloons if they could see you do it. You had to be like, super stealth and sneak up behind them to do it. Eventually, the principal outlawed it, even though I don't think it goes against any rules. Just a lot of fun, in my eyes. |
| joni. Shotgun Sinner  Age: 30 Gender: - Posts: 7747 | When I was in sixth grade, my friend and I accidentally caught the microwave on fire. In middle school, our vice principal wore a dress to school one day, one teacher shaved his head, and three other teachers dressed up and sang "Fridya I'm in Love" It was something for us because of our high test scores. Nothing that wonderful has happened yet in high school. My older brothers and all their friends are kinda...legend-ish, I guess you could say. They pulled about one prank a week for four years. All the teachers loved them, cause they were so fun. |
| dean winchester. Tragic With a Capital T  Age: - Gender: - Posts: 45639 | I don't know if it's ~legendary or anything, but my friends and I cause a lot of memorable moments for everyone. after my friends and I pranked our good friends locker for his birthday (taped and glued pictures of half naked men on the inside & outside of his locker, throughout his textbooks, binders and everything else in there) him and his step brother retaliated. they climbed to the third floor stairs, which are open and look over the main foyer where everyone is always at in the morning. they had about 3 dozen balloons that all said "Sam -last name- is a lesbian" and dumped them over top of everyone. we all almost got suspended, since our librarian is a lesbian and took it offensivly, but we didn't since it wasn't malicious intent. our vp actually thought it was hsyterical. :3 and then other than that, my school is just flatout weird. one time when I was in grade nine, I was coming out of my 5th period class before the last bell. I went into the main foyer, and there were two guys setting up a line of tiny army men from the front doors to the gym doors. it must've been over 1500 army men, we've got a huge main foyer. people were stepping over them like it was nothing new. and then some kid stepped on one by accident and everyone around screamed at him and was all, "OOOOOOOOH!" stuff like that happens every day though. and then before I was there, my friends brother put firewords in one of the vending machines and lit them off. the school had to be evacuated. that happened several other times, from copy cats. I haven''t heard anything about our school being haunted or anything, since it's still pretty new. but my elementary school was apparently haunted. by the gym and girls change room, there's the stage stairs, and right across from it there's the ladder to the roof. it's a tight squeeze between the two. the story is that a girl was climbing the ladder, fell backwards, smashed her head off the stairs & broke her neck. apparently the school didn't notify the police about it and one of the janitors dragged the girls body into the boiler room. the parents were notified, and they kept it hush hush. a teacher told my friends about this when we were in like, grade seven or something. and showed us the apparent blood stains in the boiler room, which I think were paint. and then he said that the memorial plaque for some girl in the main hallway of the school is the one who died. it doesn't say anything about her, just when she died and her name. but, I do believe the school was haunted. especially the old girls bathroom. we had a new addition 'upstairs' with another bathroom. but the lower ones were deff sketchy. several times when I was in there by myself, a stall door would slam shut, and then the toilet would flush. there'd be no one in there. there were so many similar stories to that, ahah. edit: I totally just remember the most 'legendary' thing about my high school. a few years ago some kid fucked around with our school and did this. it got onto Jay Leno and everything. it was so funny. |
| chainsaws cascading. In The Murder Scene  Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 22924 | well, i fainted in tech when i was in sixth grade. it's said that i fell to my knee's, then stood back up and said "i have to go to the nurse" in a really monotone, robotic voice with my eye's really wide. i do recall being walked to the nurse, though i couldn't see anything and "waking up" in the nurses office with a wet towel on my head. in seventh grade a girl had a ciezure on me in science. like literally on me. i sat next to me and you sort of faint right before so she like laid down on my lap and had a seizure. scary. then last year in 8th grade this extremely annoying kid who i sat next to in spanish did soemthing that gave everyone a laugh for a few days. he got amgnet stuck in his nose and refused to tell anyone so i ended up having to let the teacher know. because it was stuck and he wouldn't take his hand away from his nose. he ended up having to go to the hospital to get it removed. those are the three BIG ones that i can remember. |
| justin pierre. Awake and Unafraid  Age: 29 Gender: - Posts: 14887 | My school's gotten on the news like, five times for bomb threats, and three times for drunk kids on the bus. Lmao. My friend set her arm on fire in science. Three times. Me and my friends started this protest about make up and clothes and our rights and stuff. It was mostly because I did X's across my eyes for Halloween. Not sure why I got in trouble on Halloween, but it started this huge thing and like, everyone wore gaudy, really goth makeup for like a month, just because the asst. principal didn't like it. :'D And I heard that my science teacher from 6th grade did very ~sexual~ things on a table on the last day of school last year and got fired, but I don't know if it's true. Lmao. |
| doctor who? Salute You in Your Grave  Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 4089 | In what as 3rd grade for me, we had a 30 minuet long lock down because a goat had escaped from somewhere and somehow got into the school...too bad it wasnt even OUR school. And of course,I Had the hiccups during the whole thing.when were supposed to be quiet as a mouse every five seconds you hear a giant "HICCUP!". And a kid in my grade chugged a slimfast and puked...twice. |
| ladygelliza Bleeding on the Floor  Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1067 | on the second day of school this year, which was in july, my whole class was waiting by the door because it was the end of the day there was a minute left of school BUT litterally ten seconds before the bell rang, there was an announcement that told everyone that we all had to stay inside the classroom until furthur notice and everyone was just like what the hell? and we all wanted to go home and then we were all wondering what was going on and as we thought, we were on lockdown and then we didnt get to go home until an hour and a half later :[ but that hour and a half was fun cause we got to do whatever we want and we started playing these wierd games x] but the reason why we were on lockdown was because there was this molester that supposedly came on campus to kill his ex wife, who is a teacher at our school. but that day, she wasnt at school because she got threats from him that hes gonna kill her. but then we found out that there never was a guy that came on campus. -__- |
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