School Legends

my school is like, 130 years old. there are catacombs that lead under it. the founding sisters of the school are sealed in there. ick.

uh, for the last thirty years, the upperclassmen have played assassins. my english teacher won when he went to my school. head administrators are being fucking bitches and trying to expel anyone who plays, but they're been saying that for the past few years, and it's mostly just talk.

this years senior prank was taking all the desks out of the school, putting them on top of the science building, and then putting turf down and turning the school into a golf course.

a couple years ago they turned the senior commons into a sandbox.

It didn't happen at school, but the next day I woke up and everyone was texting me: why aren't you at school? By the middle of the day I was getting texts about various versions of the event.
Real story: I was dropped on my head crowdsurfing and was carried backstage.

One time, about five weeks ago, we found a small plastic sheep in the Chem lab, so we started putting it around the class, getting higher and higher, and then it stared being hidden. It started off just being between the AP Chem classes, but now every class that has a lesson in SAC moves it. We also have a plastic pig called Thebacon (its a chemical) that makes funny comments or puns, or motivational phrases every lesson.

All of that is with one teacher. Who's only 26, and looks like Dr Sweets from Bones. Everyone who takes Chem loves him, he's a legend and he's only been here three years!

kinda lame, but me and a couple friends put an entire school burrito in a half full milk carton..it was EPIC

im pretty much part of a band-type legend. every year for christmas, we get our band director a present. normally they get him something stupid like a $25 gift card to a resturaunt. when i was in 8th grade and it was our turn to get the gift, we collected money for a month and got him an 8gig ipod nano. it was epic. :]
/edit and a 50$ itunes card, a card, hair-growth stuff [lol] and a cheesecake.

My school was totally lame and the principal took break away anytime anyone did anything. Me and my friends were the only ones to even do pranks because everyone else was too worried about being able to play sports and stuff. We threw maroon and gold acrylic paint all over the girl's bathroom walls, stole the signs that said 'Do Not Walk On Grass', skipped a mandatory school assembly, played on the Elementary Only recess equipment and almost every day we used the teacher's vending machines.. It was a really boring senior year other than those 'high points' ha..

"This one time...
at band camp..."

No really though, at band camp a few years ago they had a shaving cream fight. One of the snares put shaving cream in one of the tubas and it was pretty much ruined. We're limited to the amount of shaving cream we bring now.

My friend did a paranoraml investigation on our school, and she got the ghost of this really cool janiter. HE died of colon cancer, and befoer he died he looked creepy, according ot my friend megan (she moved about 4 years ago and i still miss her). he was one ferakly ghost, and the kids in my 8th grade english class did a video about a jainer ghost, and im like "You mean Ed?"

Unfortunately, this year three people from school have passed away. The first one was a girl that was going to enter as a Freshman, she went to the orientation and everything but her and her family got in a car accident that weekend.
The second one was a Junior girl, I didn;t personally know her but I remember we went to the same elementary school, she had a lot of friends and she was a great artist. They say the day she died she called a friend saying that she was not going to school because she was not feeling well, then she got worse. they took her to the hospital and her heart stopped.
Third was a Junior guy, I didn't know him either but we went to the same middle school. He was outside his house sitting in his car and some guys cane and shot him. He also had a lot of friends.

In 7th grade math class, I was messing around with a bottle of white-out and I didn't know if you sniffed it you get high. Well the teacher was at my desk looking at my homework and I was across the room talking to a friend and messing around with the white-out. As soon as I sniffed it the teacher turned to call me then started screaming at my for trying to do drugs in his class.

A month later in the same class it was Halloween. I was wearing my costume and due to a fear my phone would get stolen put it in my bra. I was in the front row and as soon as the teacher said let's get started my phone went off. He stared at me and I reached down my bra to get my phone, not even realy thinking about it. The whole class just stared at me while I answered it........it was just my phone saying it was Halloween.......the class couldn't stop laughing for 5 minutes and the teacher was on the floor in the fetal position laughing.

My school was built in the 30's as a public works project, and under some of the original buildings there are trap doors leading to a little passageway between classrooms. And there's a rumor that there's a dead body in the belltower, but that's not true. I also heard that a custodian hanged himself in the original library building in the 70's.

And I guess some of the teachers are legendary, especially the ones who have taught at the school for decades.

there was a big ass food fight last year during 8th grade lunch on their last day of school. like, we actually had to go to lunch super late so they could clean the cafeteria