Neighbours

my neighbour on the left was soo annoying, she used to have her tv volume up really loud at night.

the one on the right is really nice!

The neighbours to the left of me are terrible. One night they were out in the street at 3 a.m. screaming at each other. Saying to one another that they were going to beat the shit out of them. They even park their car right in front of our house. Not theirs, ours. They have plenty of room to park in front of thiers. Back when I lived in the duplex ALL our neighbours were terrible. But we had to share a house with someone and they had kids that would run up and down the stairs and they would blast their music all night long. Even after we called the cops on them they still did it.

I have neighbors that throw a party every other week or so, it'll be midnight and they'll have music turned up really loud (if I liked the music idk if I would be complaining though...). And there was this one guy who always rides his motorcycle up and down the road, without the muffler. But for the most part, my neighbors are nice, or at least tolerable :p

The guy that lives behind my house does his washing naked. Wouldn't be so bad if he was attractive but he's not so it's just really creepy.

The ones behind me are fucking insane. The guy is really fat and harry and NEVER wears a shirt. Its hard to look out my window. He is all I see. We planted a tree to cover it.

The neighbours on the left moved in a few months ago and I don't think I've actually spoken to either of them. They recently decided that hammering something into the wall at eight in the morning is acceptable.
But the neighbours on the right. Ugh. They have a kid thats a few years younger than me and he acts like he's about sixteen. Whenever I have the misfortune of seeing him I always have to stop myself glaring.

My neighbours are evil! They have EIGHT teenagers in a four bedroom house and about 3 of the girls have had kids AND the kid's dads living in the house aswell. We used to be friends with them until we saw sense and ignored them.
At Christmas, when it snowed, the retarded boys threw rocks covered in snow at me and my brothers.
They egged and chucked flour on our car at Halloween.
They have written grafitti and kicked in the windows of our shed and we had to pay £40 to replace.
They park their crappy cars in front of our drive. They also bought this really nice 'old' mini-cooper which they decided to chav up and they now think it's a good idea to start fixing the noisy engine at seven or eight in the morning.
The dad smokes LOADS at night so you can smell it in our bedrooms and he coughs all night like he is literally coughing up his lungs.
And they watch out for whenever we clean our car/windows and then throw rotten apples at them from their garden.

What I don't get, is that loads of people like them! They have this sad little chav posse(sp?) who also try to 'gang up' on us....saddos.

I used to have these neighbors with a little tiny puppy thingy, and my dug dug a hole under the fence in order to let the dog come over to our yard. Hahaha.

They've moved now, and now I'm stuck with boring neighbors.
And all my back neighbor does is play video games and talk on the phone. He's like the perfect person to spy on, though, because he's always in his house, playing games or doing random stuff like coming out on the porch and shaving his head bald.

I live in the middle of nowhere. I don't have neighbors, and I love it. When I lived in the city, every time I moved all my neighbors always sucked.

Except the ones who gave me my cat. I love my kitty

When I was little, I used to go into my neighbors yard and use their swingset without asking...

now their stupid dog comes into our yard all the time and I have to chase her out
but my cat bit that stupid mutt this afternoon when she went into our grage (sp?). I was like to my cat "Good job Parker (my cat)! You totally owned Jenna (the dog) there! I hope she stays out for good!"

Also, I live across the street from this kid that I hate with my life(he won't leave me alone!), and out of all the girls he knows, he just HAS to have a crush on me! To make matters worse, he's in my homeroom and all my classes except for English and specials and he sits at my lunch table! It would be a miracle if he got sent back to Russia (He was adopted from there). Then the kid would be far far away from me and I would be at peace. :]

Also, theres this little girl, about 5 years old who live across the street next to the kid I hate. She is spoiled rotten and gets whatever she wants. Her mom just sends her over to my house whenever she feels like it without asking and EVERYTIME were outside at the same time, the little brat will run up to me and constantly ask me to play, even when I say I can't. She also threw my cat into the street when a car was coming the other day! Now that's where I draw the line! I was so pissed at her, and I think the cat was too.

And then there's crazy Mr. Holden who thinks he owns the walkway next to his house. Kids use that way to ride their bikes to school back when everybody was in Elementry School and he shut it off to everyone so police officers would have to escort the kids just to keep them safe. The dude used to be in the Navy or something and he snapped from it. Now, he constantly patrols his driveway. He also chased the lady across the street from him with a metal shovel. Also, to make matters worse, whenever I see him outside, I go up to him and go like "WAZZUP HOLDEN CRAULFEILD!?", which really gets him pissed off (I don't think he likes The Catcher In The Rye) :].