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Flipper.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2023 |
Today my boyfriend told me he was going to stop smoking. I thought he quit a month ago... FML. |
art star.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017 | Today I woke up with a hugeass spider next to my face. FML. |
Amy Farrah Fowler
In The Murder Scene
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 21121 | There was a concert I really wanted to go to, but couldn't because I had to work. That was the night I got fired. |
les sucettes.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 21132 | Today i bought leather shoes. I am a vegetarian. FML |
Frnk iero.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 11747 | Today I told my mom that she should stop eating meat because it is gross and then she made me a lunch meat sandwhich, which i ate.
FML.
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Fatatio
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 26349 | May 10th, 2009 at 10:26am today is sunday and i woke up at 7.30 as a normal school day...i really needed to sleep more, but my brother started coughing. Fml |
doctor.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 23302 | May 10th, 2009 at 12:01pm
Today, I managed to vault off of a spinning chair.
I now have what may begin to turn into a black eye.
FML
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Frnk iero.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 11747 | May 10th, 2009 at 12:14pm today, i bought my mother a nightgown for mothers day, she tried it on and she coudlnt get it on, its too small. I made her cry.
FML.
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Spirit of Jazz.
Motor Baby
Age: 103
Gender: Female
Posts: 918 | May 10th, 2009 at 03:17pm Today, we are cleaning our carpets, so that means everything is sopping wet and nothing is where it's supposed to be. Everyone is in a shittastic mood and I love the world today. FML!!!!!!!! |
for reasons unknown
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 103
Gender: Female
Posts: 11073 | May 10th, 2009 at 04:13pm i have the chicken pox and they're the worst on my stomach. my mom wanted to see how they're doing so i lifted up my shirt. then i saw my neighbor looking at me through the window. fml. |
art star.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017 | May 11th, 2009 at 10:10am Today my brother punched me, and now I have a bruise. FML. |
Spirit of Jazz.
Motor Baby
Age: 103
Gender: Female
Posts: 918 | May 11th, 2009 at 10:28am today, i spilled coffee all over a painting i was working on. FML. |
Chemical Addiction.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 12075 | May 11th, 2009 at 10:49am Today i'm sick again, FML |
calculated sacrifice
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 7807 | May 12th, 2009 at 02:09am i don't know if I should do a ryanilliam or a brenilliam, fml. |
Incognito.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 1209 | May 12th, 2009 at 04:14am Today I tripped up the stairs and dropped all my crap... FML |
James Owen. Sullivan
Banned
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 12000 | May 12th, 2009 at 04:19am today, I have 2 physics exams. FML. |
for reasons unknown
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 103
Gender: Female
Posts: 11073 | May 12th, 2009 at 07:53am i went to bed at 7 because i'm sick and i woke up at 3 thinking it was 8pm the next day. fml. |
Flipper.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2023 | May 12th, 2009 at 09:08am Today my boyfriend said he wanted me to spend the night at his house on Friday. Then he told me that Saturday he's going to the prom in Jacksonville...without me. FML. |
art star.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017 | May 12th, 2009 at 09:45am Today my so-called friend called me by a different name.
I'm not "Rosie". FML. |
satellites.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 31
Gender: -
Posts: 24698 | May 12th, 2009 at 01:47pm Today I got a cough, a day before my Psychology exam and two days before a 2 and a half hour German exam. Exams must be sat in silence. Everyone will be silent, apart from me coughing. FML. |
