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it's all happening
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2038 | April 5th, 2009 at 11:30pm
today, i opened my window after hearing bumping sounds against it, thinking it was my boyfriend. it turns out it was just the wind, and i let in three mosquitoes. six bites, and counting... FML |
art star.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017 | April 6th, 2009 at 10:32am Today I did nothing but eat, watch tv, and make myself fat. FML. |
Nouf Skd
Demolition Lover
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 16334 | April 6th, 2009 at 11:49am
I think I have a crush on my tutor's son. FML
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look alive sunshine.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 8012 | April 6th, 2009 at 11:51am i am sick. AGAIN. and have to go to the doctor's hip hip hooray!
•_• fml |
Fatatio
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 26349 | April 6th, 2009 at 03:59pm Tonight, the earthquake. I have nothing more to say but FML. |
Just Steph...
Motor Baby
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 909 | April 6th, 2009 at 04:19pm Today, I sat for 3 hours planning something, only to find out that i can't go on that day because my Grandad's here (he's only here 1 week a year). FML |
kinney.
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 29482 | April 6th, 2009 at 04:27pm today, i realised that i don't really have a best friend,
because they all like each other more than me.
i know they'll deny it,
but then how come they never come to see me?
fml. |
doctor.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 23302 | April 7th, 2009 at 03:28am
Today, I remembered more of my drunken night... FML.
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art star.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017 | April 7th, 2009 at 10:44am Today, somebody stepped on my toe, which happened to be the victim of a falling knife some 30 minutes before that aforementioned incident. FML. |
IceHog69
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 31
Gender: -
Posts: 25232 | April 8th, 2009 at 06:57am Today my mom told me that when I fail my finals, she's pretty sure the Amry will still have me. FML |
stannis baratheon.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 2422 | April 8th, 2009 at 07:16am Today, I had what seemed like an altogether civil and pleasant conversation with my brother. What I didn't know was that he was actually talking on the Internet through a microphone, to some boy called Charles. FML. |
doctor.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 23302 | April 8th, 2009 at 05:58pm
Today my boyfriend told me that he didn't want a proper girlfriend until he was 25. I left my ex for him as I thought we 'weren't going anywhere'. FML.
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dark desire.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 2200 | April 9th, 2009 at 01:31am today, i broke up with my boyfriend. we had been dating for a long time and we were really serious but i didnt think it was going to work out. he was crushed. turns out, two days later, he had sex with another girl. his cousin. FML. |
yousawnothing
Jazz Hands
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 308 | April 11th, 2009 at 07:25am Today I'm gonna have to work all day or I'm screwed when it comes to school exams. FML. |
IceHog69
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 31
Gender: -
Posts: 25232 | April 11th, 2009 at 08:05am today my stepfather's present ddn't arrive. I have no money to buy an emergency present. It is his birthday today. we are going to some posh restaurant, and I have nothing to wear, and no gift to give him. He has a really bad temper.FML |
Cassy Chaos
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 3065 | April 11th, 2009 at 09:51pm Today I planned on having a early night as i have to get up at 8am, its now going on towards 3 and i'm wide awake. fml |
questionable content
Always Born a Crime
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 5604 | April 12th, 2009 at 06:45pm kinney.:today, i realised that i don't really have a best friend,
because they all like each other more than me.
i know they'll deny it,
but then how come they never come to see me?
fml. |
Go fuck yourself
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 37823 | April 12th, 2009 at 10:05pm Today my best friend collectively told me what a "fucking idiot, you stupir stupid fucktard" a gizzillion more times (even he's just saying variations of fucking idiot over text message) cause I still want to go out with my ex boyfriend who was overweight and choose a fake sport that included fake foam swords over me. FML |
John St. John
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 7145 | April 15th, 2009 at 07:46pm Today, all my insecurities came back, thanks to my mother hating me FML
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playground eyes.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 14066 | April 16th, 2009 at 04:33am today, my friends in australia truly forgot me completely. fml. |
