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Pencey P.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 6765 | April 23rd, 2009 at 05:18am
Today my aunt called me a lesbian for talking to my best friend. We were talking about hamsters FML |
filthy hands.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 8403 | April 23rd, 2009 at 08:24am Today, i thought it would be funny to tell my boyfriend how i'm trying to mess with the pastor's head by being nice one minute, to mean the next, thinking that he would find it funny too, since we both can't stand him. Instead, it really upset him and he told me if i couldn't stand behind him on it then we're done. i never wanted to hurt him.. FML |
look alive sunshine.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 8012 | April 23rd, 2009 at 05:00pm i have a guitar competition saturday and i'm not ready
today, the kids in band [which i'm in but didn't go] took off for myrtle beach for 4 days and another group of kids for a future health occupations club left to go up north for the same amount of time.....
it'll be a lonely few days. and it's not like i'm miss popularity XP |
Incognito.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 1209 | April 24th, 2009 at 05:11am Today my sister moved out. leaving me alone to deal with my parents.... FML |
Flipper.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2023 | April 24th, 2009 at 09:50am Today i found out that my school's computers wont go on FMyLife.com because of the stupid block. And my ex boyfriend (who told me last night that he still loves me more than anything but doesn't want to get back together right now but if i really loved him i would stand around for a few months and wait for him) didn't come to school cause he's out with this chick he's living with... seriously, FML. |
dreamerforever
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 4287 | April 25th, 2009 at 05:33pm Yesterday, I took two hard tests and found out I have a 70% in Anesthesia; it's also finals next week and I need to pass that final or I'll have to repeat that term in July. FML. |
stannis baratheon.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 2422 | April 25th, 2009 at 08:38pm Today, I spent nearly an hour washing, conditioning and combing my hair. Then I leaned my head against my currently tile-free bathroom wall and got plaster dust and bits of chipped paint in the back of my hair. FML. |
Dear Tokyo...
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 2000 | April 30th, 2009 at 12:23am I have to walk 10 minutes through fields and 15 through the woods up a very steep rocky incline to get to school. FML. |
Marilyn Monroe
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 13140 | April 30th, 2009 at 05:48am Today, I spent both of my lunches trying to connect my laptop through the school network, because I need to for Chemistry.
I couldn't do it, and neither could our school's computer technician, even though he did everyone else's in a few minutes. FML |
samantha connolly
In The Murder Scene
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 24519 | no offense, but aren't FMLs supposed to be... humorous? |
Nouf Skd
Demolition Lover
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 16334 |
Today, I confessed to this boy who is a year younger than me that I like him a lot.
and he's my best friend's brother.
FML
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art star.
Demolition Lover
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017 | Today, I realized that I have no life. FML. |
glitter geek.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 82
Gender: Female
Posts: 7532 | Today, I was fixing my hair in Phys Ed and now half the class thinks I was flirting with the student teacher. FML. |
Dana Way
Banned
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 18432 | Today I knocked my soda bottle over with my headphones. FML. |
Music Obsessed
Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 15 | Today my school's roof got another leak in it, because there is no money to fix the problem they decide to put a garbage bin in the middle of the hallway. I tripped over it while walking backwards in the hallway arguing with my best friend and got soaked.Instead of helping me up my "BFF" stood there and laughed. FML |
yousawnothing
Jazz Hands
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 308 | The guy I like used to go out with one of my best friends...she broke up with him cause of a misunderstanding and he said he's never stopped liking her, and the two relationships he's had since ended really quickly. I don't know what she feels about him and I don't want to upset her by talking about it. And did I mention I go to school two hours away from his and I only go near his house every half term? FML |
demon dean
Always Born a Crime
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 5592 | i had hooked up with a guy i had been sleeping with, and when we were done, i sat up and looked around the room. we forgot to close the blinds. both of us were completely naked.
my grandmother was sitting on the front porch and had a clear view into my bedroom >_> |
BeastxInxRepose
S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 153610 | BeastxInxRepose:All entries must begin with "Today" and end with "FML." |
romanticXaddiction
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 145 | Today, I was putting on my eyeliner and stabbed myself in the eye. Then I went to the bathroom and hit my knee on the sink counter, with no idea of how I did it. FML. |
mostly human
Always Born a Crime
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 5295 | today i helped a friend out wit her problems. later on i needed her. she left me waiting for hours only to start taking the piss.
FML |
