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johnny walker eyes.
Demolition Lover
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 18195 | April 16th, 2009 at 05:30am
today, i woke up to horse shit, country smell and snoring parents on a blow-up bed. i had to eat gross mushrooms that i have been grown just outside the door, not completely sure if they are safe. i walk outside to no living things besides cows to travel 5 hours, away from my loved ones.
oh, and had to stay for two days, and it was so remote that i had no reception what so ever.
FUCK MY FUCKING LIFE.
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Nouf Skd
Demolition Lover
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 16334 | April 16th, 2009 at 06:23am
I got my period the day of the graduation party
and I'm in the dance.
FML
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doctor.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 23302 | April 16th, 2009 at 07:57am
Today, I saw Jimmy Carr with my best friends, two of them have been together for a little while. When he asked if there was any single people, one cheered, the other didn't... And I was sat between them both. FML.
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starktreks
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 35214 | April 16th, 2009 at 08:16am
I have less than 4 days to complete a year's worth of work. FML. |
dirty love.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 23925 | April 16th, 2009 at 09:20am heartquake.:
I have less than 2 days to complete a year's worth of work. FML. |
Gerard Way.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 53288 | April 16th, 2009 at 09:33am i accidentally sent a text message to the girl i hate and in that message i was talking about her. Karma is a bitch. FML. |
Kolorful Katja
Really Not Okay
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 723 | April 16th, 2009 at 10:05am Today my botfriend wanted me to sing on rockband so he could play the guitar. I didn't want to so I said I couldn't sing. I actually used to think I wasn't that bad, just rusty.
He just replied "I know."
FML |
Dear Tokyo...
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 2000 | April 18th, 2009 at 12:58pm I wake up to the sound of birds pecking on the walls of my house. They especially like to drill away right next to my window....FML |
Hate-Orade
Killjoy
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 5 | April 18th, 2009 at 04:25pm Today, I realised that we got a geography homework portfolio while I was away. I have 3 days to do 4 weeks worth of homework. FML |
Go fuck yourself
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 37823 | April 18th, 2009 at 08:30pm Today apparently my parents forgot to lock the door while they were having sex at 8 am. they forgot they were making me go to some college expo thing so I walked in on them. They finished up and came to me 40 minutes later demanding what the hell I wanted. FML |
Dear Tokyo...
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 2000 | April 19th, 2009 at 01:46am My ex-friend left a bunch of messages on my answering machine, and when I asked him to stop, he got his creepy friend to leave messages. And now I yell angrily whenever the phone wrings. FML |
Pencey P.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 6765 | April 19th, 2009 at 05:04am Today my cousin jumped on me while i was asleep. My nose is still bleeding. FML |
no face.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 13483 | April 19th, 2009 at 09:34am today I realized I'm now like 3 years older than most of the people at gigs I go to.
FML.
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Dear Tokyo...
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 2000 | April 19th, 2009 at 09:07pm Today, I walked upstairs to see my dad watching 'The Whale That Exploded' and nearly gagged at the amount of whale gore, blood and guts that littered the screen.
FML. |
Go fuck yourself
Devil's Got Your Number
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 37823 | April 21st, 2009 at 08:54pm Today my best friend's boyfriend decided to hug me and squeeze me as tight as he could...he did that then lift me up and shook me and then there was a huge cracking slash popping niose from my ribcage, he dropped me and I started crying in pain, everytime I heaved something would like pop in and out. I was crying for the rest of lunch and then I went to class. My back still hurts and after school we were hanging out and everytime he came near me he somehwo accidently would hurt me. Then I broke a bracket. FML |
dreamerforever
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 4287 | April 21st, 2009 at 10:40pm Today, I woke up exhausted and had to go to school. Plus, I had to take a test-first class and see people I hate. FML. |
Dr. Spencer Reid
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 1776 | April 22nd, 2009 at 01:48pm Last thursday, for chorus, we went on a field trip to a nearby elementary school to perform our Dinner Theatre set for the kids. After our performance, we went to Burger king for lunch. That morning, I had vomited from something I ate the night before. I was pretty good all day till we got on the bus to head to BK, when I started to become nauseous. Since I'm hypoglycemic, I just figured my blood sugar was really low. I ate some food, became deathly ill, and rushed to the bathroom to vomit.
Well, word got around that I had thrown up after eating. Both high schools and the Charter school in my district now think I'm Bulimic.
FML. |
dreamerforever
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 4287 | April 22nd, 2009 at 04:28pm This morning, I spilled my orange juice right before my ride got to my apartment. After school, my friend Danielle and I got dirty looks from three girls that don't like us when we were heading to the parking lot. FML. |
Dear Tokyo...
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 2000 | April 22nd, 2009 at 04:41pm I manage to annoy everyone around me, even people online. FML. |
Helmee Bluth
In The Murder Scene
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 20963 | April 22nd, 2009 at 06:19pm BeastxInxRepose:All entries must begin with "Today" and end with "FML." |
