About people who act like ...

^^ wow.. im ashamed of even reading that.. wtf.. shes such a great fan and totally deserves gerard... haha joking.

Okay this is when she first added my email....

Teenie girl: I FKEN LURVE GERARD WAY!

Me: Yeh me too, hes awesome.

Teenie Girl: God, hes HAWT!

Me:.....you could say that,yes.

Teenie Girl: He lyk, saved my life!

Me:.....yeh. How?

Teenie Girl: I was lyk really sad for a bit but he hugged me and told me that it was going to be OK!

Me: (sits up in chair and listens)........YOU MET HIM?

Teenie Girl: Yeh

Me: Where when how ?

Teenie Girl: At one of their shows

Me: They've never been to Perth before, did you fly to the east coast?

(we both live in Perth,Western Australia)

Teenie: No I waz on Holiday in NEW JERSEY and my friend took me to one of their shows over there.

Me:....you went on a HOLIDAY to New Jersey? How old were you? You''re only 13 now.

Teenie: I was ten.

Me: Thats pretty young.....

Teenie: Yeh all tese guys wre telling me to go rcy to my mummy bcoz I was so young but I yelled at them and dat sure shut them up!

Me: Riiighhhttt......so how did you meet them?

Teenie: I got backstage passes

Me: How?

Teenie: ..oh...um They let the front row go backstage ( was front ROW!!!!)

Me: But its like a mosh pit, there are no rows

Teenie: (ten minuets later)...yeh they let lyk the firs bunch o peopple, u know..

Me: They don't usualy do that. How long ago was this?

Teenie: Oh back in the day. lyk four years ago... I'm a pretti old fan. I was scareming while they were playing Welcome to the Black Parade. Gosh Gerard did this sexy gesture..

Me: What the? If this was four years ago, then the black parade wasn't even released. Not even Cheers was released then. It must of just been Bullets.

Teenie: Bullets?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha omg i think i lost IQ points reading that

people are so stupid.

i just love how it goes..."bullets?"
i laughed for like..3 minutes..i still am.

Oh my... wow.. shes.. wow.. something else.. i dont like people like that..
there is this chick Sara telling my cousin and that me and her are bad fans because we have only liked them three years and she has liked them seven..
i was like.. its not a battle but i love them with all my heart dont doubt my passion for them..
and you are pretty amazing being that they werent a band seven years ago.
and she was like yea huh gerard and bob bought me a muffin when i ran into them at a cafe.
i was like wow..bob and gerard really? you are truely amazing

everything in her story is wrong lol

no shes dumb.. i have known her for two years and she just started liking them lol.. and now out of nowhere she has like them for 7 years lol.. im like dude.. you are so wierd.
and she thinks Mikey is her DAD!! like biological father ..
i was like.. oh girl you have lost it.

The Teenie Diarys:

(last week)

Teenie: OMFMG OMFG OMFG!!!!!!

Me: What?

Teenie: I jst found out dat Gerard likes art!!!!!!!! I LOVE ART.

Me:....obviously its meant to be then. I thought we were perfect for each other because I like to draw aswell

Teenie: No of course you're not!. Me n Gees star signs are compatible!. I lyk art, he lks art. I don't drink acohol either!.

Me:....you're 13, you arn't supposed to be drinking alcohol yet anyway.

Teenie: DATS besides the poiint!.

*ten minets later*

Teenie: Guess what?

Me: What?

Teenie: GERARD IZ HALF ITALIAN!!!!!!! THAT IS SOOO HAWT!!!!!......My grandma iz Italian, me and Gee have so much in common!!!!. We have the same olive complexion!.

Me: Hes also half scottish. My MUM is Scottish. But you know what...so are a million other people.

Teenie: Hes NOT SCOTTISH! Hes ITALIAN!

Me: Hes half Italian....two halves make a whole

Teenie: Hes more Italian than he is Scottish so he would love me more than he loves you.

Me: Two halves make a whole.......and I highly doubt that he would like you more than me.

Teenie; THATS SO MEAN!. He dosn't have red hair or anyting so hes more Italian than scottish

Me: Actualy hes very pale and has greeny eyes (Scottish trait) And big hands.

Teenie: What do you ahve red hair or something?

Me: Yes, Yes I do.

Teenie: Well It needs to be black for gee to lyk you.

Me: Im pretty sure Gerard dosn't care what colour hair people have.

Teenie: IM prettii sure that when he meets me he will lyk me more becuz I am 1/4 Italian, I lyk art and I don't drink alcohol and he saved my life more than he saved yours.

Me: Im pretty sure the whole band will be scared of you.

EricaxRevenge:

no shes dumb.. i have known her for two years and she just started liking them lol.. and now out of nowhere she has like them for 7 years lol.. im like dude.. you are so wierd.
and she thinks Mikey is her DAD!! like biological father ..
i was like.. oh girl you have lost it.

Tell her that Franks you're mum, she will get the picture! XD

i know dude.. im like. so you mean to tell me your mom was like 24 and had a kid with a 15yr old? and she was like.. its complicated but its possible he might be my real dad..
i was like dude see a counsler. lol

EricaxRevenge:

no shes dumb.. i have known her for two years and she just started liking them lol.. and now out of nowhere she has like them for 7 years lol.. im like dude.. you are so wierd.
and she thinks Mikey is her DAD!! like biological father ..
i was like.. oh girl you have lost it.

LOL HAHAHAH
I doubt Mikey fathered a child when he was 12. (or however old he would be)

This girl that keeps talking to me is REALLY annoying, but its nice to diss her sometimes.

This one girl at my school, shes tries to be hell cool. And I was showing her pics from the IDLY video and she goes
"My little sister LOVES him...LYK LOVES HIM! SHes obsessed she has pics of him all voer her wall"

and I go
"I doubt she loves him more than me".
I know this girls sister, she is 12 , the last time I spoke to her , her Idol was Hilary Duff.
then I ASKED HER HOW LONG she has been fan for and she goes
"Like, three years" and I go "No she hasnt".
I HATE it when teenies think they are better fans because they have so many pictures on their walls and whatnot.

i know there was a tbp party at hot topic
and my cousin is like in love with mikey lol
and we met some teenie there who liked mikey too
and so i asked her questions about him.. and she was like.. uuuhh...
and i was like okay
and then asked my cousin and she knew all the answers lol

my cousin is 4! lol

EricaxRevenge:

i know there was a tbp party at hot topic
and my cousin is like in love with mikey lol
and we met some teenie there who liked mikey too
and so i asked her questions about him.. and she was like.. uuuhh...
and i was like okay
and then asked my cousin and she knew all the answers lol

my cousin is 4! lol

What kinda questions?

simple stuff like his birthday
his full name
what he did in the band lol..
his cats name. lol
and she didnt know not one.
shes like.. umm i know hes the guitarist
and my cousin Mally was like
nu uh!! its bass!!
it was halarious seeing a 4yr old put some 16yr old in her place lol

I find it adorable how the REALY little ones like MCR (like 4 year olds etc).
Its when the pre-pubes start to hit that they get annoying. I think EVERYONE is annoying when they are 11-12. Well, not EVERYONE is extreme as a teenie (the one I know atleast).

Everyone has atleast ONE teenie in their life. Lets give thanks to the teenies for giving us something to laugh at.

no dude.my cousin Mally is obsessed she has like them since she was two lol.. thats when she learned all their names the songs and she likes mikey a lot lol.. its so funny..shes going to the fresno show and so we are getting her ready..so i practiced the Xs on her eyes and shes like "no erica i look like frank, mikey dont think franks pretty" i was like "yea he does" hahaha and shes like "erica can bob give me a drumstick" haha
i think she has ADD lol
but nah shes a good fan compared to some older teenies lol

toothy:

I find it adorable how the REALY little ones like MCR (like 4 year olds etc).
Its when the pre-pubes start to hit that they get annoying. I think EVERYONE is annoying when they are 11-12. Well, not EVERYONE is extreme as a teenie (the one I know atleast).

Everyone has atleast ONE teenie in their life. Lets give thanks to the teenies for giving us something to laugh at.

amen
hahaah. lol