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Roxx my Soxx
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 1390 | June 21st, 2006 at 02:45pm |
Bloodraine
Jazz Hands
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 320 | June 21st, 2006 at 02:53pm We had a thread exactly the same as this on GSB. Ditto title, everything. I should know, my friend made it. It got locked at page 106 for being offensive or something.
Sorry, I don't know any good jokes. XD |
dee dee ramone.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 5369 | June 21st, 2006 at 03:29pm Rooke:QuoteFrank~Iero~Whore wrote:
Yara wrote:
3. Did you hear about the Chinese couple that had a retarded baby?
They named him "Sum Ting Wong"
technically no parent would name their kid that, because in chinese "sum ting "could translate to heart stop or difficult listen. which are like bad. but then agaon it IS a retarded baby. so merh.
Uhh...It's called a joke...
-cough-
yeah. i know it's a joke. hence i said, but it is a retarded baby. so merh.
if i was offended, i wouldn't have posted anything, or i would have just not come onto this thread. |
antennas to heaven.
Banned
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 68648 | June 21st, 2006 at 03:42pm --Yara--:
2. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
ROFL.
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Resignation
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 1282 | June 21st, 2006 at 06:09pm Yara:
8. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
LMAO. -yeaholdpoststfu.- |
secret_goldfish
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 60
Gender: Female
Posts: 7804 | June 21st, 2006 at 07:57pm just because i want to contribute:
Hitler walks into a bar. He says, "Bartender. give me a beer." The bartender gave him a beer looking at him funny and asks, "Hey are you Adolf Hitler?"
Hitler: Yeah.
Bartender: I thought you were dead.
Hitler: No I just did that so people would think I am dead and so I could be alive to start World War 3.
Bartender: What are you going to do to start that.
Hitler: I'M going to kill a million jews and two clowns.
Bartender: Why two clowns?
Hitler: SEE NOBODY CARES ABOUT THE JEWS!!!
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A brunette, a red head, and a blonde were having a very interesting conversation and it got around to their daughters.
The brunette said, "I went in my daughter's room the other day and found a pack of ciggarettes, I didn't even know she smoked!"
The red head said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a half-empty bottle of vodka! I didn't even know she drank!"
Then the blonde burst out and said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a pack of condoms, half-empty, I didn't even know she had a penis!" |
Thnks fr th vnm
Demolition Lover
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 15766 | June 21st, 2006 at 08:08pm OMFG!!^^^ I CAN'T BREATHE. |
madame angst
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 4551 | June 21st, 2006 at 08:15pm 
Ha.
This thread makes me laugh so hard.
I hope that's not bad..... |
Bite-me-not.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 32
Gender: -
Posts: 6561 | June 21st, 2006 at 09:10pm .Melodramatic.:
Ha. |
Stuck On Maggie
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 2197 | June 21st, 2006 at 09:12pm secret_goldfish:
Then the blonde burst out and said, "I went in my daughter's room and found a pack of condoms, half-empty, I didn't even know she had a penis!"
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miss girl.
Banned
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3022 | June 21st, 2006 at 09:37pm Q. Why does Micheal Jackson like twenty four year olds?
A. because ther's twenty of them.
your momma's so stupid, she climbed over a glass wall to see the other side.
you know your a redneck when your mother is your sister.
your momma's so poor, when a homeless person dropped a cigar on the ground she jumped up and yelled "clap your hands, stomp your feet! praise the lord, we've got heat!!" |
SuperBecky2410
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 3180 | June 22nd, 2006 at 12:46am |
Resignation
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 1282 | June 22nd, 2006 at 12:47am What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree?
One baby stapled to ten trees. |
Sammy Ammy
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 13810 | June 22nd, 2006 at 02:19am |
Evil_Edie
Thinking Happy Thoughts
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 446 | June 22nd, 2006 at 03:10am Priest in in confessional and really has to go pee so he goes and gets the janator
priest: would you mind taking over for me for just 1 min
janator: no way
priest: c'mon theres a nun in there how bad can her sins be
janantor: fine
janator goes into the confession booth
nun: forgive me father for i have sined i have molested an alter boy
jantor freaks out and goes to find priest
janator: hey man what do you give for molesting an alter boy
priest: usually a coke and a cookie |
Burlesque-Kitty
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 1144 | June 23rd, 2006 at 12:10am OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
this is brilliant!!!
ROFL!!! |
Resignation
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 1282 | June 23rd, 2006 at 10:34pm Why'd the toddler drop his lollypop?
He got hit by a truck.
What's pink and chunky?
A baby with leprosy. |
Echoes of Lost Hope
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 4347 | June 23rd, 2006 at 10:46pm what's michael jackson's idea of a perfect ten?
two five year old boys. |
Echoes of Lost Hope
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 4347 | June 23rd, 2006 at 11:02pm why do blondes have Y shaped coffins?
because as soon as you lay them on their backs, their legs spread. |
rawbin disappeared.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 7816 | June 24th, 2006 at 12:17am xxxEchoes_of_Lost_Hopexxx:why do blondes have Y shaped coffins?
because as soon as you lay them on their backs, their legs spread. |
