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james dean.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14574 | June 24th, 2006 at 12:21am
What's the difference between a dead baby and a brand new mustang?
..... I don't have a brand new mustang in my garage. 
I loves me some dead baby jokes. XD |
dearest helpless
Wild Eyed Joker
Age: 41
Gender: Female
Posts: 87047 | June 24th, 2006 at 12:27am  My mom loves the dead baby jokes. I'll have to tell her that one next time I talk with her. |
james dean.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14574 | June 24th, 2006 at 12:31am Q: What bubbles and screams?
A: A baby in a microwave
Q: What's green and bubbles in a microwave?
A: A baby that's been dead for several weeks
Dunno if I told those right, but I try. XD |
Resignation
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 1282 | June 24th, 2006 at 12:40am OH.
What do you call it when you see a dog with a dead baby in it's mouth?
Revenge.
What do you call a baby with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean?
Fucked. |
james dean.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 14574 | June 24th, 2006 at 12:42am Q: How do you get a dead baby in a plastic bag?
A: A blender
Q: How do you get the baby out?
A: Tortilla chips
Q: How do you paint a wall red?
A: Depends on how many dead babies you have and how hard you throw them. |
Echoes of Lost Hope
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 4347 | June 24th, 2006 at 12:44am I don't very much care for dead baby jokes, but I do know only ONE DB joke.
Why do you boil water when a woman goes into labor.
So that when the baby comes out, you can make baby soup.
dumb, I know. I don't think I told it right. |
Resignation
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 1282 | June 24th, 2006 at 12:49am Yeah, its right.
Why do you put a baby in the blender feet first?
So you can see the expression on it's face. |
Smade
Joining The Black Parade
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 204 | June 25th, 2006 at 08:54am it;s a bit ew but anyway!..
what's grosser than gross?
a binful of dead babies
what's grosser than that?
the one at the bottom is still alive
what's grosser than that?
It has to eat it's way to freedom
what's grosser than that?
It goes back for more! |
Nikki.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 11846 | June 25th, 2006 at 01:21pm i never found the humour in dead baby jokes.
But me & sara (resignation) made a list of racial stuff. let me see if I can remember them.
"AND THOSE MUSLIMS AND THEIR TERRORIST ATTACKS!"
"AND THOSE JEWS AND THEIR LATKES!"
"AND THOSE ITALIANS AND THEIR MEATBALLS!"
"AND THOSE CHINESE AND THEIR CHOPSTICKS!"
"AND THOSE GRECIANS AND THEIR TOGAS!"
"AND THOSE FRENCH AND THEIR BAGUETTES!"
"AND THOSE SPANIARDS AND THEIR BULLFIGHTS!"
"AND THOSE AMERICANS AND THEIR GREASY FASTFOODS!"
"AND THOSE JAPANESE AND THEIR TECHNOLOGY!"
"AND THOSE MEXICANS AND THEIR TACOS!"
"AND THOSE SWEDES AND THEIR... SWEDISH FISH!"
thats all i can remember. |
The Nightbeast.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2696 | June 25th, 2006 at 01:24pm Me and my brother made a poem about a wife beating, if that would go here...
Dr. Suess's un-published poem:
I do not want green eggs and ham
If you make it, i'll throw you into a fan
I'll beat you with a baseball bat
and then i'll kick the cat
I'll throw you down the stairs
then rip out all your hairs
I'll tear off your arms and legs
and replace them with wooden pegs
And you make green eggs and ham,
did you hear what I said women, damn! |
rawbin disappeared.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 7816 | June 26th, 2006 at 01:31am Rô Elli More </3:What's the difference between a dead baby and a brand new mustang?
..... I don't have a brand new mustang in my garage.
I loves me some dead baby jokes. XD  |
miss girl.
Banned
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3022 | June 26th, 2006 at 12:34pm Yo mama's so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone!
Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!
Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!
Yo mama's teeth are so yellow she spits butter!
Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!
Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!
Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!
Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!
Yo mama's so flat she's jealous of the wall!
Yo mama's so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers!
Yo mama's so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning!
Yo mama's so bald you can see whats on her mind!
Yo mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway!
Yo mama's so fat she stepped on the scale and it said "to be continued..."!
Yo mama's so fat she's got her own area code!
Yo mama's so fat that when whe was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks!
Yo mama's so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
Yo mama's so fat, she fell off BOTH sides of the bed!
Your mammas so fat and stupid, when it was raining she used the freeway for a slip and slide!
Yo mama's so fat, when she jumped in the ocean the whales sang "we are family! even though your fatter then me!"
Your momma's like a light switch even a 4 Year old can turn her on. |
snow at christmas.
Crash Queen
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 31690 | June 26th, 2006 at 12:36pm I don't know if this has been said, but...
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of bowling balls?
You can't lift the bowling balls with a pitchfork.
Not the greatest, but it's what I can remember at the moment. |
scandalous.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 6986 | June 26th, 2006 at 12:37pm Rô Elli More </3:Q: How do you get a dead baby in a plastic bag?
A: A blender
Q: How do you get the baby out?
A: Tortilla chips
Q: How do you paint a wall red?
A: Depends on how many dead babies you have and how hard you throw them.
Hahahaha |
Leonardo DiCaprio
Crash Queen
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 32530 | June 26th, 2006 at 12:45pm A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit..."
yep,that`s the way it is down here  |
Burlesque-Kitty
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 1144 | June 29th, 2006 at 01:39am ...my contribution... not so sick but funny
Yo mama so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller |
ohSNAP!
Joining The Black Parade
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 219 | September 9th, 2006 at 04:15am What's Red, White And Screaming?
A Skinned Baby In A Bag Of Salt.
What's Red, Slimy And Crawling Up Your Leg?
A Homesick Abortion. |
I'mNoToKaY
Jazz Hands
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 314 | September 9th, 2006 at 04:33am |
cocaine.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 8558 | September 9th, 2006 at 04:55am I'mNoToKaY:
If you don't get it, don't bother.
Anyway... :: |
Aphex Hanna
Bulletproof Heart
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 25933 | September 9th, 2006 at 09:24am just how sick can we be here?
well. if this is to much, don't read it
what's red and crawles up a womans leg?
a homesick abortion |
