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Pencey P.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 6765 | April 4th, 2009 at 04:58am |
James Owen. Sullivan
Banned
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 12000 | April 4th, 2009 at 08:31am TEEHEEE! |
deathcar.
Jazz Hands
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 299 | April 7th, 2009 at 07:10am ahaha, childish, but funny x] |
revolver.
Banned
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 31912 | April 7th, 2009 at 09:29am Why don't Austrians care whether their lovers are 4, 14 or 40 years old?
Because one size Fritz-all. |
neville longbottom.
Banned
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 43843 | April 7th, 2009 at 09:34am Whats the difference between Jade Goody and grass?
Six foot. |
The Creature
In The Murder Scene
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 23462 | April 7th, 2009 at 10:53pm What do you call the chin fat on a white person?
Mayo.
A black person?
Chocolate. Melted chocolate.
A Hispanic?
Carmel. |
Seabirds.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1448 | April 9th, 2009 at 12:55pm What did Jesus say to his twelve disciples as he was being nailed to the cross?
Don't touch my fucking easter eggs I'll be back on Monday! |
questionable content
Always Born a Crime
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 5604 | April 10th, 2009 at 02:58pm PenceyPreppyPants:Spell IHOP and say NESS
LMAO
one from my google homepage:
The most powerful politician in the world is black.
The head of the Republican National Committee is black.
The best known media mogul on earth is black.
The greatest golfer in the world is black.
The top female tennis players in the world are black.
The highest grossing actor worldwide is black.
The fastest racing driver in the world is black.
The brightest Astrophysicist under the sun is black.
The Superbowl-winning Head Coach is black.
The most successful brain surgeon in the world is black.
The fastest human on the planet is black.
... Michael Jackson must be kicking himself. |
dee dee ramone.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 5369 | April 11th, 2009 at 08:29pm ^ your username fits so well with this thread :]
A woman's just had her baby, and the nurses have taken it aside. The doctor comes over to the woman and her husband, looking sombre.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news, and some good news." says the doctor. The mother bites her lip, and replies, "Tell us the bad news first."
"Well..the bad news is...Your baby's ginger." says the doctor. She laughs, and asks him, "So what's the good news?"
"It's dead."
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The Lunacy Phringe
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 1288 | April 13th, 2009 at 10:41am dee dee ramone.:^ your username fits so well with this thread :]
A woman's just had her baby, and the nurses have taken it aside. The doctor comes over to the woman and her husband, looking sombre.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news, and some good news." says the doctor. The mother bites her lip, and replies, "Tell us the bad news first."
"Well..the bad news is...Your baby's ginger." says the doctor. She laughs, and asks him, "So what's the good news?"
"It's dead."
LMAO  |
Little Miss Mental
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 1883 | April 13th, 2009 at 03:13pm What did the egg say to the pan of hot water?
"It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid last night" XD |
deathcar.
Jazz Hands
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 299 | April 16th, 2009 at 10:25am dee dee ramone.:^ your username fits so well with this thread :]
A woman's just had her baby, and the nurses have taken it aside. The doctor comes over to the woman and her husband, looking sombre.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news, and some good news." says the doctor. The mother bites her lip, and replies, "Tell us the bad news first."
"Well..the bad news is...Your baby's ginger." says the doctor. She laughs, and asks him, "So what's the good news?"
"It's dead."
Viki, I'm sure I told you that joke... 
But I still love it [being ginger myself xD ] |
Pencey P.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 6765 | April 18th, 2009 at 07:53am If a quiz is quizzical, Whats a test?
TESTICLE! XDD |
doctor.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 23302 | April 18th, 2009 at 11:34am
Some say there's safety in numbers, tell that to 6 million Jews...
(Jimmy Carr)
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K.K.
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 1787 | April 21st, 2009 at 08:13am *lolz* |
ThisRiddleofRevenge
Motor Baby
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 928 | April 23rd, 2009 at 05:02pm [quote="Black and Blue"] dee dee ramone.:^ your username fits so well with this thread :]
A woman's just had her baby, and the nurses have taken it aside. The doctor comes over to the woman and her husband, looking sombre.
"I'm afraid I have some bad news, and some good news." says the doctor. The mother bites her lip, and replies, "Tell us the bad news first."
"Well..the bad news is...Your baby's ginger." says the doctor. She laughs, and asks him, "So what's the good news?"
"It's dead."
omg im ginger and im still ROFLOL at this 10 minutes later  lmao |
ThisRiddleofRevenge
Motor Baby
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 928 | April 23rd, 2009 at 06:58pm Gerard Way.: (Sorry if this joke offended anyone. I found it on the internet and thought it was really funny xDD )
Q : What has 200 legs and no pube hair?
A : Front row at Jonas Brothers concert.
ROFLOL  |
believing.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 2318 | April 27th, 2009 at 12:12pm A blind man walks into a bar and sits down at the counter.
He says to the bartender loudly, "Hey, wanna hear a blond joke?"
The entire bar goes quiet. The bartender says to the man, "Look, dude, the guy on your right is a six-foot-tall, blond pro-wrestler, the lady on your left is a six-foot-tall blond body builder, and the five people behind you are all blond football players. You still wanna tell that joke?"
"Not if I'm gonna tell it seven times."
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made from neon
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 2036 | April 30th, 2009 at 06:30pm AHAHAHAHA. Oh, Ryan. xD
A woman is giving birth, and she is in a lot of pain. She's bleeding pretty horribly, but eventually she has the baby. She thinks that it will be all worthwhile when she gets to hold her darling child. But, to her dismay, the doctor starts kicking it on the floor! "What are you doing to my baby?!" shrieks the woman.
"April Fools!" exclaims the doctor, "it was already dead!" |
believing.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 2318 | ^^ omg, dude, LMAO. |
