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not so pretty.
In The Murder Scene
not so pretty.
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 22895
March 28th, 2009 at 01:50am
today, i smelled rotting fruit in my room.
i can't find the source of the smell.
fml.
art star.
Demolition Lover
art star.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017
March 28th, 2009 at 11:26am
Today, the school registrar closed out on me, so I wasn't able to get my report card. FML.
loki.
Bulletproof Heart
loki.
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 27342
March 28th, 2009 at 03:01pm
Today, I realized that I left my binder at school,
which means I can't do the 100+ essay questions I have,
I can't finish my comic strip, I can't do my character log,
I can't memorize my script, I can't do my dream house,
and almost all of it is due Monday-Tuesday.
And I didn't turn in my scholarship sheet by the deadline.
FML.
doctor.
In The Murder Scene
doctor.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 23302
March 28th, 2009 at 07:32pm

Today, I was in London and needed to take a train back home, however, I'd dropped my ticket so had to buy another. I then fell asleep on the train home and ended up two stops from my station and had to buy another ticket. In my hurry to get off the train in time, I left my purse containing £50 in it... I have spent £75 in travel today... and I don't have a job. FML.

doctor.
In The Murder Scene
doctor.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 23302
March 29th, 2009 at 06:04am

Today, I went out with my boyfriend and turned my phone off to save battery. A few hours later, I got a call from my mum on my boyfriend's phone. Confused, I asked her how she got his number. She'd called my ex and asked for it. He didn't know about us. FML

John St. John
Shotgun Sinner
John St. John
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 7145
April 2nd, 2009 at 11:55am
Today, the situation between me and my parents blew up again, im on the verge of being kicked out because they found out FML
Gerard Way.
In the Cannibal Glow
Gerard Way.
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 53288
April 2nd, 2009 at 01:03pm
Today, I had a fight with my mom, and when my dad overheard us fighting, he came down, said all those bad words like me being such a disgrace to the family and threw me out of the house. This sucks, because I have no money and nowhere to go. FML.
Gerard Way.
In the Cannibal Glow
Gerard Way.
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 53288
April 2nd, 2009 at 01:05pm
John St. John:
Today, the situation between me and my parents blew up again, im on the verge of being kicked out because they found out FML


oh whoa, we have the same FML today.
t'lema
Salute You in Your Grave
t'lema
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 2109
April 2nd, 2009 at 03:57pm
Today, I got patronised by a computer, and I while have to do this once a week for two months. FML.
art star.
Demolition Lover
art star.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 19017
April 3rd, 2009 at 02:14am
Today, my favorite pillow was split in half. FML.
Incognito.
Bleeding on the Floor
Incognito.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 1209
April 3rd, 2009 at 05:42am
Today I relised, I'm screwed. FML
Tilly and the Wall
Bleeding on the Floor
Tilly and the Wall
Age: 31
Gender: -
Posts: 1850
April 3rd, 2009 at 06:34am
Today, I realised I don't really have a clue. FML.
t'lema
Salute You in Your Grave
t'lema
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 2109
April 4th, 2009 at 03:36pm
Today my sister yelled at me because I said I liked the brownie recipe I used better than the one she used. WTF and FML.
John St. John
Shotgun Sinner
John St. John
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 7145
April 4th, 2009 at 08:47pm
Today It's only the first day into the 2 weeks off, And im bored fucking stiff >_<

The Original Bob.
Demolition Lover
The Original Bob.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 16672
April 4th, 2009 at 09:29pm
Today, I should be happy. but i'm miserable, FML.
The Original Bob.
Demolition Lover
The Original Bob.
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 16672
April 4th, 2009 at 09:33pm
Today, just when I feel like talking the most, I've scared off one of the people who can distract me, and the other isn't responding to my IMs. FML.
Freddy
Always Born a Crime
Freddy
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 5079
April 5th, 2009 at 08:38am
Today I woke up hungover, and remembered the discussion from the previous night which involved the guy I've been crazy about for 6 months now telling me he's moving to another country, after we decided to get back together last week.

FML.
no face.
Awake and Unafraid
no face.
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 13483
April 5th, 2009 at 09:16am
Today, I woke up at 11am and got yelled at, fell back to sleep and was only woken up at 5pm to be told I get no internet or my macbook back. FML.
Doug
Bleeding on the Floor
Doug
Age: 32
Gender: Male
Posts: 1231
April 5th, 2009 at 10:22am
Today, I realized that my mum isn't going to take me to France during my spring holiday. For the past few weeks, I've been bugging her about it constantly. She finally told me why. She has a cyst in her ovaries and has to go through surgery in a few days. There's a slight chance it may be cancer. FML.
look alive sunshine.
Shotgun Sinner
look alive sunshine.
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 8012
April 5th, 2009 at 07:06pm
today there was an art show and i didn't come close to winning, which isn't so bad, but now my throat [on the inside] is swollen and i can't even swallow water. my math teacher is...well there are no words. and i'm starving FML