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Frank!enstein
Crash Queen
Frank!enstein
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 34945
March 24th, 2009 at 11:21pm
Today, my dad never talked to me and my mom tried to not say anything about last night. FML.
demon dean
Always Born a Crime
demon dean
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 5592
March 24th, 2009 at 11:29pm
i found out today that when i was drunken picture sending,
i sent noods to my friend in cali.
and after he said he deleted them, he proceded to show them to my friends ex-boyfriend.

FML
temptation.
Shotgun Sinner
temptation.
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 8676
March 25th, 2009 at 02:36am
My best friend doesn't talk to me anymore,because she found out that I'm smoking.FML
Gerard for S.P.E.W.!
Jazz Hands
Gerard for S.P.E.W.!
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 251
March 25th, 2009 at 07:24am
Today, I accidentally a flight of stairs. FML.
Artbreaker
Salute You in Your Grave
Artbreaker
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3255
March 25th, 2009 at 02:22pm
Today I was going to Maths study support, but I didn't know where it was. I went up the stairs where I though it was, couldn't find it so I went back down. I then banged into the guy I like so I thought he must where he's going and walked with him back up the stairs just to find out that he was going to Tech Studies and I had tell him I was lost and walk down again. FML
wednesday.
In the Cannibal Glow
wednesday.
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 53026
March 25th, 2009 at 03:29pm
today, i was meeting up with some friends for lunch. as soon as i parked my car at the restaurant, it started smoking and making weird noises. i immediately turned it off and got out of the car. after several minutes, i tried to start the car. it wouldn't start. i had to call a wrecker. and i really don't have enough money to pay for the repairs. FML.
BeastxInxRepose
S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
BeastxInxRepose
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 153610
March 25th, 2009 at 03:37pm
Today, I learned that some video game company in Japan has created a "rape simulator" called RapeLay. Is this really what society has come to? FML.
perfectly flawed.
In The Murder Scene
perfectly flawed.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 23829
March 25th, 2009 at 05:24pm
today, the guy i like came up to me, said he wanted a hug and wrapped his arms around me. he only did this because he was piss drunk. FML
Cigarettes And Suicide
Bleeding on the Floor
Cigarettes And Suicide
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 1725
March 25th, 2009 at 07:55pm
^ Ugh. I hate when that happens. Hopes up, etc. *hugs*


Today, I was so tired after being up all night with a random assortment of horrific nightmares (thanks, hormones!), cramps in my legs, and cats knocking curtain rods off windows, I completely lost my temper with Emily and smacked her in the head over something relatively small (she'd just been told eighteen times already NOT to do it).
Barely a tap (at least I have *that* much self-control), but still. I feel like the world's worst mother.

FML.
Frank!enstein
Crash Queen
Frank!enstein
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 34945
March 25th, 2009 at 09:06pm
-- IGNORE.
I decided that I hate this thread.
no face.
Awake and Unafraid
no face.
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 13483
March 26th, 2009 at 12:06pm
Today, I spent 9 hours at TAFE and 3 hours on a drawing with charcoal which I have a weird mental state I cant touch it so I had to go get gloves from the first aid room down 4 flights of stairs then to walk back up them and spend the 3 hours on the drawing, only to be told I could've done it in graphite and that the charcoal one is no good. FML.
doctor.
In The Murder Scene
doctor.
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 23302
March 26th, 2009 at 01:55pm

Today, I turned on TV and it's '8 Simple Rules'- the one where the dad dies from a heart attack. My dad went in to hospital due to heart disease the day before yesterday. FML.

Harlequinn
Salute You in Your Grave
Harlequinn
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 2704
March 26th, 2009 at 07:05pm
today, while drawing our art teacher, she told us to picture her naked. fml
dearsami
Demolition Lover
dearsami
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 17129
March 26th, 2009 at 10:05pm
Yesterday, my dad grounded at me, today, he yelled at me for no fucking reason.
I was having the best fucking break EVER than he grounded me, now hes being a fucking dickwad, and hes going to be the rest of the fucking break.
FML.
ForevrTheSickestKids
Salute You in Your Grave
ForevrTheSickestKids
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3446
March 27th, 2009 at 02:40pm
I don't have a car, but I borrow my mom's when she is home. It's spring break, and the transmission died in the car, it's $2,000 to fix. FML.
wind opaine.
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
wind opaine.
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 66328
March 27th, 2009 at 04:00pm
I screwed up all my good friendships, and I still don't have the courage to kill myself. Now I'm just covered in weird looking marks and drinking whatever alcohol I can find to make myself feel better. FML.
fabulous killjoy.
Moderator
fabulous killjoy.
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 46256
March 27th, 2009 at 04:20pm
I feel bad I couldn't have been there that day. FML...
Helmee Bluth
In The Murder Scene
Helmee Bluth
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 20963
March 27th, 2009 at 06:24pm
BeastxInxRepose:
All entries must begin with "Today" and end with "FML."
werard gay.
Crash Queen
werard gay.
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 32559
March 27th, 2009 at 08:55pm
Today, I was updating my cell phone's firmware version and I accidentally disconnected the USB cable from my phone...and now it's broken. FML
jared leto.
Awake and Unafraid
jared leto.
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 12568
March 27th, 2009 at 09:24pm
Today, the cousin that I hate the most told me that he was staying at my house for a week. Worst part of it all is: He's bringing Twilight. FML.