Wandering_Soul
Jazz Hands
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 303 | November 13th, 2009 at 04:25pm
Jesus and Moses are sitting at a lake thinking back to the glory days.
Moses says, "You know what? For old times sake Im going to part the water."
He gets up and does it then sits back down.
Jesus says, "Well now I have to one up you, Im going to go walk on the water." So he gets up takes a few steps out, but starts sinking.
When he gets back to shore Moses says, "Hey don't feel bad it has been a long time."
Jesus says, "I know man, let me try again." So he walks out, and after a few steps starts sinking again. Jesus swims back to shore but with a smile on his face.
Moses notices and says, "Whats up with the face?"
Jesus replys, "I know why I keep sinking. The last time I did this I didn' t have holes in my feet." |
