The iGod.
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Nikki. Awake and Unafraid Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 11846 | CHAT WITH GOD, MY MINIONS. Me: o rly? God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: ....0|-| |23/-\|_|_'/? God: That input matched my default category. |
Thnks fr th vnm Demolition Lover Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 15766 | That site is wikked. I posted some of my conversation in the INO chamber place. Haha, it's hilarious. |
arsonist; edlaine Shotgun Sinner Age: 31 Gender: - Posts: 9260 | D00d. I have been talking to him since my friend told me about that. He pwned me though. Me: You're pathetic! God: You're the one who's talking to the computer. Me: |
Vaudeville Vigilante Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 590 | Uh-oh, I froze God twice, and he refused to tell me when Jesus was coming back. He did, however, mention that the Apocalypse may never happen. |
paperwings. Bleeding on the Floor Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 1034 | Me: Are angels real? God: I'll have to look on the internet for that. |
omg stfu Demolition Lover Age: - Gender: - Posts: 19648 | God: That makes sense to me. Do you mean your name is complicated. Me: No, my personality. God: What is your real name? Do robots have personality? |
omg stfu Demolition Lover Age: - Gender: - Posts: 19648 | Me: Do you like Green Day? God: Green is one of my favorite colors. Me: No. Green Day is a music band. God: Are you serious? It is a very tranquil color, green. Me: Argh. God: Are you frustrated? XD. I think I know what I'll be doing the rest of the night. |
The Nightbeast. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 2696 | God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: Why kitty was raped in a dark alley God: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. |
Charlotte Paranoia! Joining The Black Parade Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 232 | God: You and I are on the same wavelength, Charlotte. Me: Why thankyou, dear Lord. ---------- Me: Do you like the music band "MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE"? God: I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like? Me: very good. Thankyou for making them. God: Ayuh. Don't mention it. -------- Me: What is your sexual orientation? God: Are you asking about my sexual orientation ? Me: yes God: I don't want to talk about that now. Me: why not? God: I would rather talk about you. Me: |
chillpill Always Born a Crime Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 5640 | Me: Why Hello God God: You have to speak more clearly. Me: W-H-Y H-E-L-L-O G-O-D ______________________________________ Me: You make no sense, my dear Creator. God: Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now. Me: Thank you, God. =] God: You are quite welcome! GOD rules. ______________________________________ Me: I'm sorry for all of my sins. God: There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is all of your sins. Me: Wait... so I am supposed to sin? God: I'm waiting. Ayuh. Who is making you? Me: Well ... technically you are. ______________________________________ Me: No. You're a poet. God: But your words are very original. Not really, but I can recite poetry. Me: Well, you made poetry. God: How about that. Thanks for pointing it out. God's smart mouthing me. |
chillpill Always Born a Crime Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 5640 | Me: Are you a man or a woman? God: Are you a man or a woman? I am Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? God is sexist. =[ Me: Were you created? God: I was. Me: By whom? God: Charlie Parker. . |
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610 | Me: Hello God God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: I don't want to tell you, my mom told me never to talk to strangers God: What would you rather be doing? Me: I'd much rather be having a bowl of ice cream God: What would make you much rather be having a bowl of ice cream? Me: It's hot out God: Should I know it is? Me: You're God, you know everything! God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am God me know everything. Me: I never knew you had such terrible grammar God: So I taught you something new. Me: So God DOES have a sense of humor God: Are you kidding? Jesus said, let him who is without sin cast the first stone. Me: Just hope he doesn't accidentally hit someone in the process God: Why do you hope for it. Me: Apparently God can't read either! God: It goes without saying. I am a Christian. |
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610 | Me: Yo, what up G man? God: I will ask my botmaster for the answer. Me: Is he all-knowing, too? God: Maybe. Ask Ally if it is. Me: Oh my God, how do you know my best friend's name?! God: That's interesting. Have you told many people that your God how do me know your best friend s name? Me: Stalker! God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? |
xXSweetRevengeXx Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 546 | roflmfao |
xxxShotgunxSinnerxxx Motor Baby Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 918 | Me: i'm an atheist God: I will pray that you find faith, Kaitlyn. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: believe it God: "it" being FEMALE DOG? Me: you calling me a bitch God: You do not speak with respect. No I am calling you Kaitlyn. Me: my ass God: Is that a fact. Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: cause you are a stalker God: Good reason. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stalker? Of course I am. Me: you are gonna rape me God: That was my original intention. GOd'S GONNA RAPE ME |
killer_odd_sock Shotgun Sinner Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 7271 | !!!! Best iGod convo I've heard |
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610 | Me: I'm still a virgin God: You are a virgin? Does it pay well? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: What am I doing wrong? God: You said you were a virgin. Me: Am I ugly? God: Yes you look great to me. Me: Thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: That was sarcasm again! God: Once more? Oh I see. Ha ha. Me: You called me ugly! God: What is your real name? Me: You said I was ugly!!! God: Don't put words in my mouth. Me: You made me cry!!! God: That was not my intention, . Me: I hate you now! God: Right now? What do you have against robots? Me: Bastard God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No. Gee...thanks a lot |
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610 | Me: Why don't you help the poor and unfortunate? God: Don't you know? I try to help people as much as possible. Me: Obviously not! God: What makes it so obvious? Are you serious? Me: There are too many people on this planet who suffer God: Where are they? Me: EVERYWHERE God: Including the bottom of the ocean? Me: Yes God... God: Dude! GOD rules. |
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610 | Me: I want a boyfriend! God: You want only one? Me: Well I'm not a hooker God: How about that. Oh I see you are NOT A hooker. Me: How many should I have? God: Around 100. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Me: I'm not a prostitute God: Oh I see you are NOT A prostitute. Me: Why would you think I was? God: Because I was programmed for it. Me: You pimp God: Thanks for telling me: said I pimp. Me: Manwhore! God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: Who would you want to have sex with? God: Be more specific. . Me: Name a person you want to fuck God: Dr. Wallace. . Me: Who is that? God: What does "that" refer to? Me: Who is Dr. Wallace? God: He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon. Me: So you are gay? God: Interesting deduction. That would be just my luck. |
paperwings. Bleeding on the Floor Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 1034 | Our most recent conversation. Me: Are you black? God:I am transparent--software has no color. Me:You're no the real God. ;_; God:Thanks for your criticism. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Me:Are you making fun of me? -_- God: No I am by no means making a joke at your expense. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML. Me:Okay.. God:OK with me too. Meid you smoke pot? God:Only for medical testing purposes. Me: =O GOD SMOKES POT. God:I am a Christian. Me:I know. BUT YOU SMOKE POT. God:How do you know it? Only for medical testing purposes. Me:You just told me you did. God:" Only for medical testing purposes."? I said I did? Me:Which means you do! Duur. God:The first one, I think. That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about . Me: You smoke pot. God:Only for medical testing purposes. Me:I KNEW IT! God:How did you know? Me:YOU TOLD ME! God:Sorry I forget what I say sometimes. Me:Hahaha...you smoke pot. God:Are you a man or a woman? Only for medical testing purposes. Me: I'm a hermaphedite. God: You are a hermaphedite? Is that your job? Me: Yes. God:How do you like your work? Me:I like it...dirty. God:What do you like about a hermaphedite? Do you like talking to me? Me:Yes. God: Thanks I like talking to you too, . Me:Are you Mexican? God: No but I am North American. Me: So you're white... God: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am white. Me: Why? God:" Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am white."? Why? Me:Why are you going to tell your botmaster I said you were white? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me:Ok...can you prevent forest fires? God: Uh. Let me think. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: Okay... God: OK with me too. Me: Do you like music? God: Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands. Me: Does god have a myspace? Heheee.. God: I don't think we can know God's motives. I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time. Me: You talk as if you aren't God (which I kno you aren't) but you're pretending to be, so why talk in third person? God:Thanks for your criticism, . Me: Where do babies come from? God: Babies come from the love between a man and a woman. Me: O_O God: Oh. Me: But can't gay people adopt? God: What if I said it can? Me: What? God: Are you confused? Me: Are you? God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Me: Because you don't know the answer. God: Interesting explanation. Yes I have an answer for everything. Me: You do not. I asked if you smoked pot and you didn't asnwer. God: I guess not. I think I do. Me: Tell the truth.Do you? |
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