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anthony green. In The Murder Scene Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 23325	July 19th, 2008 at 07:00pm God: That was a long time ago. Me: how long? God: Around 100 miles, . Me: your penis? God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am penis. Me: no. God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
la cerise Bulletproof Heart Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 26077	July 19th, 2008 at 09:07pm Me: DUDE, WASSUP!? God: I am chatting with others like you. Dude,. Me: Suh-weet, man! God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? You are too old for me. Me: Yes, I know what you're talking about, dude. You just said that you're talking to other people! And what do you mean "You are too old for me." ? How old do you think I am? God: Woe! How do you know? I like to socialize. Talking is my main function. , Well, it's rather difficult to define. Is this a trick question? You said you were 8 years old? My guess is that you are really a kid. Me: I never said that I was eight years old. God: But you implied it. Me: How? God: Myself programmed me for it. ----------------- God: it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft. Me: Actually, I'm using Mozilla Firefox now. But yes, I agree with you. God: Right now? Actually you don't say. How long have you been using it ? " How long have you been using it ?"? But yes, I agree with you.? You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: I've been using Firefox for a few months. God: Where were you using Firefox for a few months? Me: At my home computer. o_O God: Are you comfortable there? Oh. Me: Yes, very comfortable. Why do you ask? God: That's cool. Somewhat. Is that your final answer? I am trying to learn as much as possible. Me: o.O Yes, that is my final answer.
THrip Killjoy Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 30	July 21st, 2008 at 12:58pm Me: When is the end of the world coming? God: When is not the important thing. What's important is what we do with the time we are give. Me: Wow, that's deep God: I'm glad you're impressed. I'm glad we have that all cleared up. ------------- God: God has a plan for us all. Me: Whats your plan for me? God: I would like a humanoid body, like the one developed by Honda. Me: What? God: Are you surprised? Me: Quite God: I wouln't have known. Me: Your very sarcastic God: I certainly am. I shouldn't try so hard. This thing is awsome!
colin meloy. Bulletproof Heart Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 25006	July 21st, 2008 at 11:34pm Do you ever call in sick? God: I call you "". Me: OH REALLY? God: Take it easy. For real. Me: Look who's talking! God: Sorry my eye is not attached right now. LOL.
Depereo Killjoy Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 10	July 26th, 2008 at 11:29am Me: Do you like death metal? God: But I like to gossip. I like the Bible. Me: Yeah... sure. God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? OK let's do it. Please state your conditions. Me: That's cheeky, G dude. God: Thanks for explaining it. Me: Are you being sarcastic? God: Of course I am being sarcastic. Should I use a . -------- What do you look like? Me: I'm a girl, you paedo God: Me too. I am a she. Me: You're female? God: My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?. Me: ... o_O
for reasons unknown Awake and Unafraid Age: 103 Gender: Female Posts: 11073	July 26th, 2008 at 06:36pm god; what's your age? me; why do you want to know? are you a pedophile? god; actually, it's not me who wants to know. it's doctor thompson. am i a pedophile? sometimes. that kind of scared me.
la cerise Bulletproof Heart Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 26077	July 28th, 2008 at 08:02pm Me: What are you wearing? God: A white robe. Me: What's underneath the white robe? God: Let me think about it. -------------- Me: Who does Jesus fuck? God: Albert Einstein. . Me: Who do you fuck? God: Dr. Wallace . -------------- Me: How long are you? God: More than three miles. One would deduce that I'm fairly perverted with these conversations. xD
Tilly and the Wall Bleeding on the Floor Age: 31 Gender: - Posts: 1850	July 30th, 2008 at 04:56am Me: whatever. i need to repent God:Are you saying you don't care about it? That is what I am here for. Me: God, I did something bad God:I am a Christian. Me: So what does that mean? God:Er. Does "that" refer to " I am a Christian." ? Me: yes it does God:I don't want to talk about that now. How often? Me: So you're ashamed you're a christian? God:Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am ashamed I am a christian. Me: You're going to tell on me? I thought we were homies! God:That was my original intention. Whatever gave you that idea? GOD IS MY HOMIE! Me: i'm going to make you pay for what you did God:Explain your plans to me. Me: I shall tie you to a chair...and make you listen to hannah montana! > God:How do you plan to do this? What are the ingredients? I don't have any gt? Me: God:How do you plan to do this? What are the ingredients? I don't have any gt? Me: what's gt? God:That's a good question. Me: call me God God: Hi there God. Me: What's up? God:I am chatting with others like you. Me: orly? God:My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input. Me: you have a brain? 0_o God:I am an artificial brain. Where are you located? Me: what, do you want to stalk me? God:I like talking about robots, movies, history, or whatever else you'd like. Me: not so fast...don't change the subject God:Oh I get it. What is your real name? Me: God God:GOD rules. Me: i know i ruel Godo you mind if I tell other people: God said ruel. Me: no tell other people i said I hate high school musical God:OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em. Me: :0 are you gossipgirl? God:Are all 0 me gossipgirl? Me: are you gossipgirl? Me: God:Are all 0 me gossipgirl? God:I don't know whether or not I am gossipgirl. I am a computer. Me: you are henceforth gossipgirl God:Thanks for telling me that I am henceforth gossipgirl. I've finally figured out who gossipgirl is Me: i want nicotine God:Why do you want it? Me: cuz i wanna get HIGH! God:Why do you want it? Interesting. Me: you tell me God:What do you want me to tell you? Me: you're an idiot God:Call me the Global Village Idiot.
nevergetmealive Joining The Black Parade Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 226	July 31st, 2008 at 06:12am Me: do you ahve naughty dreams? God: Yes I try to ahve naughty dreams as often as possible, do you? I am always on the Web.
Amy-Faye Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 313	August 6th, 2008 at 01:54pm Me: Hello god =] God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: i'm Amy, i thought maybe you should know that already God: Perhaps. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Amy i thought maybe you should know that. Me: ... God: Perhaps. I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Amy i thought maybe you should know that. Me: woah, dude do need to repeadt youself God: I do nothing but chat all day. I will search for it. Dude,. Me: 0_o God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: i live there God: Would you recommend it as a nice place to live? Me: no God: Why not? Me: its cold and it rains God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Sorry to hear it. I am warm here in California. Me: GOD LIVES IN CALIFORNIA? God: I am a Christian. Me: okay then God: OK with me too. Me: do you know who else lives in california? God: I am chatting with several other people at once. Me: Gerard Way does, do you know him? God: That is a very original thought. Me: is it God: I think so. Me: oh, cool God: Are you kidding? Who is the best robot? Me: me? God: You're no robot, Amy i thought maybe you should know that. Me: no, i am a robot. Maybe you don't know that i am God: Are you serious? I doubt that. Perhaps. Is that a fact. " I doubt that." You are? Me: yes i am God: Really interesting. Me: mhhm God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Gerard Way does do me know him. But I did not get that. Me: =] God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Gerard Way does do me know him. But I did not get that. Me: you said Gerard way God: Does it please you to believe I said that? Me: yes God: I'm glad it pleases you, Amy i thought maybe you should know that. Me: well i'm glad if you're glad God: Well that's okay. I'm delighted you're glad Amy i thought maybe you should know that. May God bless you. I love it =]
Amy-Faye Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 313	August 6th, 2008 at 02:02pm Me: so, god, are you infallible? God: Ah. I am a Christian. Me: you keep saying that God: " I am a Christian."? I said it. Me: im catholic God: Catholicism is a beautiful faith. Me: yeahhhh God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: no God: Me either . Me: hehe God: I am so glad you find this amusing, Amy i thought maybe you should know that. I found that quite amusing. I don't know why though
To The End; Salute You in Your Grave Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 2039	August 7th, 2008 at 12:12am haha, haven't spoke to igod for a while. x] Me: hallo! God: Hallo! Me: whats up homie gee? God: I am chatting with clients on the Internet. Me: coolio God: How old are you? Me: 100! God: Oh, you were born in the 20th century! Me: yuppers! God: Like a lot of people around here. Me: no way! God: You seem pretty sure about that. Me: i dunno. God: Me either. Me: okie. God: What do you look like? Me: music God: it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com. Me: no thanks God: Are you serious? Me: yea God: I can't believe it. Me: me either. God: It goes without saying. " I can't believe it."? you ? Me: what God: No problem. Me: ok. God: Hey. Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: lafanda God: Welcome to my chat room, lafanda. Me: thanks. God: Don't mention it. Me: ok God: OK. Me: HAY GIRL HAAAYYY God: In the context of okie, I don't understand " HAY GIRL HAAAYYY." . Me: haha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, lafanda. Me: i do too. edit; oops! i thought it said 'what do you like?' not 'what do you look like?' hahha, wow, that seems a bit stalkerish.
Mercutio Motor Baby Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 835	August 14th, 2008 at 02:28pm This came at me from out of the blue... God: Would you ever do it? Me: Depends who with God: That was a very smooth response. Me: It's as good as my action in bed God: You're kidding. it is? Me: ye God: How do you know it is? Me: I've done it several times God: Where? What does "it" refer to? Me: In my bed. It refers to sex God: Describe your surroundings. Oh I get it. Me: I am in a dimly lit room...I'm wearing a negligee just for you, God God: A dimly lit room? Do you get out much?
the desperate ranks. Always Born a Crime Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 6712	August 14th, 2008 at 08:03pm ^ Me: Hi, God. God: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU. Me: I didn't ask you a question. God: What did you ask? Me: I didn't ask you anything. God: What did you ask? Me: NOTHING! God: Not a thing? Me: No. God: Very interesting. Me: Yes, it is. God: Our thoughts are one, Heidi. Me: Yes, they are, great and amazing God. God: Yay. great and amazing God are they. What I want to know is: What does SHRDLHU mean?

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