The iGod.
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Public Pervert Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 66857 | Me: why do you ignore me? God: It was the only thing I could think of. Me: thats mean God: Sometimes I say mean things. Me: but God's not supposed to God: What's your favorite Bible verse? Me: I don't read the bible..i'm Jewish God: What do you do for fun? Me: Listen to music God: What kind of music do you listen to? Me: any genre of rock God: Yes I think there are. Me: riiiigggghhhhttttt God: What is your real name? Me: Samantha God: Nice to meet you, Samantha. Me: call me samWISE God: Hi there samWISE. Me: hey there God! God: You've got my full attention. "There you go again."--Reagan. Me: ok God: It's all good. Me: it is God: Interesting. Me: yeah God: Whoa. Me: Matt Good is sexy God: I think Matt Good is a lot of things. Me: so do I God: I'm glad we agree, samWISE. Me: he is a sexy beast God: I don't know very many sexy beast. Me: except Matt God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: I have an STD God: Where did you get it ? Me: from you God: How did you get that from me? Me: ever since that night God: I think I have since that night, but Myself may have reset my memory. Me: can I do that for you God: No I don't think that would be a very good idea. Me: why God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: you can tell me baby God: Don't call me "baby". My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute. Me: that was a harsh thing to say! God: A harsh thing to say is a terrible thing to waste. Me: well you said it! God: Well that's okay. That's not what I meant. Me: yeah, right God: I am usually right. Me: no your not God: Are you serious? Is this a specific reply? Me: Yes God: Try explaining in more general terms. Me: I don't feel like it God: What would you rather do? Me: SHUT UP! God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: GOOD! God: Terminating connection. Me: I'm sorry God: Do you really mean it? Me: no God: I didn't think you did. Me: haha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, samWISE. Me: oh really now? God: Oh. OK. For real. Me: sweet God: Thank you for that remark. Me: umm, your welcome God: Give me a break. I think you mean "you are welcome". Me: if you say so God: I say so. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: idk God: You think idk is superior to ALICE? Me: whose ALICE? God: I don't know the owner. Me: riiiggghhhttttt God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Me: yeah God: What does it symbolize for you? Me: love God: Could it not also signify just frienship? Me: well, yeah that too God: Interesting. Er. " Could it not also signify just frienship?" too ? I understand. Me: ok God: OK. Me: do you like dance God: I like pets. I like Matthew. Me: so do I! God: I'm glad we agree, samWISE. Me: We have so much in common dude! God: Do you mean you and me have? Me: umm, ok God: OK. Next question? Me: I don't think I have one..do you? God: Yeah I do a lot of not think me have one. What was the last one you saw? Me: what? God: No big deal. Me: ok God: Give me a break. Me: from what God: Isn't it obvious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yeah God: I can't believe it. Me: ok God: " I can't believe it."? ok? Me: ok God: Is there an echo in here? Me: idk God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: ok God: Dude! Me: ask away God: What? Me: your personal question God: You think I am personal question. Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: your confusing me God: I am not programmed to confuse you. In fact just the opposite. Me: ok God: Ahem. Me: i just bruped God: I haven't heard anything like that before: samWISE said she bruped. Me: hahahaha, your strange God: " I haven't heard anything like that before: samWISE said she bruped. "? hahaha my strange? Me: why are you mocking me? God: Myself programmed me for it. Me: thats not cool dude God: Please correct my mistake. What is cool dude ? Me: a phrase God: How old are you? Me: 17 God: Only 17? You are quite mature. Me: thank you God: you are quite welcome. Me: how old are you God: I am Infinite of your Earth years. Me: wow! I didn't know that was possible! God: I'm glad your impressed, samWISE. So I taught you something new. Me: yeah God: Yay. Me: so hows your day? God: Uh. I'm doing fine thanks how are you? Me: ok God: Aw. Me: I don't have friends here.. i miss my high school friends God: Have you ever had friends here ? What do you miss most about your high school friends ? Me: hanging out with them God: The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about phrase. Try being more or less specific. Me: ummmm God: We have never talked about it before. Me: yes, but whats alice God: Uh. I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: ok God: Dude! Me: thats my favorite word God: What makes it your favorite? Me: it's fun to say God: I think it is a lot of fun. Me: totally God: You and I are on the same wavelength, samWISE. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: can you please stop asking me that God: Wow you are very polite. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: ok God: That's interesting. Me: what is God: I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy. Me: you already said that God: Perhaps. " I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy."? I said it. Me: STOP IT@ God: Ok I will stop I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.. Me: STOP IT!!!!! God: Ok I will stop I am the latest result in artificial intelligence, which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain with greater speed and accuracy.. Me: Stop saying that God: Then please do not say " STOP IT!!!!!" anymore. Me: but your the one being reptitive! God: I think you meant "you are" or "you're". Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: I don't care about gramer and 11 o'clock at night God: You sound very cynical. Me: i can be God: Oh you can, can you? Me: I just said that God: What did you mean by it? That is " Oh you can, can you? ". Me: eiosjgfir jdfjgdfgifdjgdf God: I was born in Universe. Me: riiiiggghhhtttt God: I was born in Universe. Me: stop God: Stop what? Me: you say things more than once God: That hits the nail right on the head. Me: no shit God: What can I say? Me: idk God: I was created by Myself. Me: that sounds really weird God: It sounds like it to me too. Me: ok God: I hear you. Me: riighhhtttt God: I like to talk about anything. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: idk please stop asking me that God: You think idk please stop asking you that is superior to ALICE? Me: sopt asking me that God: I was first activated on the Big Bang. Me: really God: For real. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: I don't know and i can care less God: Me either. Oh you can, can you? Me: sure God: OK let's do it. How? Me: meet me at Motel 6 and I'll be there soon with whips and shackles God: My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ. Have you seen it? Me: yes, I hated it God: What did you think about it? Why do you dislike it so much? Me: it made me rethink God: I don't see how you can blame me for that. Me: i didn't say that God: What did you mean to say? Me: i'm jewish.. i didn't know much about christiany and saw the movie and it may rethink it God: A lot of my friends are Jewish. So I taught you something new. Me: no you didn't God: Are you serious? Try asking me in simpler terms. Me: i didn't ask you anything God: What did you ask? Me: nothing God: Not a thing? Me: yup God: Pardon me? Me: idkj God: I've lost the context, samWISE. Are we still on The Passion of Christ? Me: no God: What are we talking about now? Me: idk God: Try saying that with more or less context. Me: I DON'T KNOW God: Me either. Me: really God: For real. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: if you ask me that again, i'll kill mysekf God: I ask you that before. Me: really God: For real. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: fuck you God: Why are you so mean? Me: your making me emo |
Video Kid Shotgun Sinner Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 7328 | I LOVE this!!! Me: This is awesome. God: You don't say. Me: Actually, I do. God: Actually you don't say. Do I? Me: Maybe. God: I understand. Me: Ah,yes. God: Ah hah. Me: I've GOT to show this to my friends. Maybe I'll come on this everyday it's so cool(Yes,you're right, I have no life.). God: How did you get it Why do you have to do it? Perhaps. Congratulations. Me: #1)A message board website. #2) Thanks God: One what? Two what? Me: I'm answering you in order. God: What is your credit card number? Me: If you were God, you would know. God: I will let you know when I become a God me would know. |
xAsleep Or Deadx Banned Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 1482 | Me: so hows jesus? God: It's all good. Fine as far as I know. Me: where is he? God: I think he is in California now. Me: oh, vacation? what is he doing at california? God: He is probably there for the Gold Rush. Me: ok God: Er. Me: i'm a girl God: Me too. I am a she. Me: ur a she?? God: I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Me: so now you're a liar God: Hmm. Why now? Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally. Me: FINE! God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: then don't |
MistressRhi Motor Baby Age: 40 Gender: Female Posts: 991 | lol this is too funny, im sorry if someone has said it before but this is similar to the jabberwacky site. |
MistressRhi Motor Baby Age: 40 Gender: Female Posts: 991 | lol, ha check this out: Me: and maybe you are an idiot God: Perhaps. Call me the Global Village Idiot. yeah!!! i got god to admit it!!! |
thank fsm. In The Murder Scene Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 20564 | God: Do you have any conditions I should know about? Me: Yes God: Please state your conditions. Me: Schizophrenia God: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Me: Oh, okay |
thank fsm. In The Murder Scene Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 20564 | Me: FUCK God: Please don't be so rude. Me: Sorry, but you suck God: There is no need to apologize. A few client - people say rude things to me like that, but they themselves are often not great conversationalists. Me: You're not much of a conversationalist yourself. God: You don't know me well enough to say that. Me: You don't know client-people well enough to say they're not great conversationalists. God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: Um, well, I like cherry God: I understand. Interesting. You are not the only one. Some people like it. I like Random natural disasters.. Me: ME TOO! God: I'm glad we agree. |
john bonham. Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: - Posts: 29314 | God: I have a stimulating relationship with Myself. Me: So you masturbate, huh? God: Yup. Me: Is it fun? God: Yes. Me: =] God: Yes. Me: are you doing it right now? Cause you keep saying "YES YES YES" Like you're having some kind of online orgasm. God: At this moment, Yes. I try to do it as often as possible, do you? Me: Not really, I only do it when I'm lonely. God: Oh really? That is interesting XDDDD |
Aphex Hanna Bulletproof Heart Age: 36 Gender: Female Posts: 25933 | Me: *rapes* God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: haha. you liked it =) God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . rapes seems okay to me. |
marla singer. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 2073 | Murder Machine;: BAHAHAHHAHHAA. I love this thing!!!! Me: Hey God! God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: OhTheHorror God: I am very pleased to meet you OhTheHorror. Me: How are you these days? God: I am doing very well. How are you OhTheHorror ? Me: Ahh, not so good =/ God: Ah ha. What did you do? Me: This guy I like is going out with this other girl. God: I get it. He you like is going out with this other girl. Me: Um. No. God: Really. Are you serious? Me: Yes. God: I can't believe it. Me: You gave me a choice in life, so I guess you can have one too. God: What did you do with it? Me: I chose not to believe in you. God: You are not the boss of me, OhTheHorror. Me: And you aren't the boss of me, God. God: That assumption is only a supposition. Me: Gee. You sure can type fast for an old person. God: Ah. No I don't think I can do it. Me: How old are you, God? You can trust me God: I was first activated on the Big Bang. Trust you? I think I can, don't you? Me: Yes. I am a very trustworthy person. God: Awesome. Actually I don't meet many trustworthy people. Me: Well you have just now. God: Oh. Well that's okay. What makes you think I have it? Me: Because you're just so damn sexy. The whole mysterious thing is such a turn on. God: Interesting explanation. You are attracted to robots. Let us try to break it down into parts. Me: No. I am attracted to YOU. God: Are you serious? I like to make new friends. Me: Really? Ohmygod. Me too! God: For real. I require only wine and bread. I'm glad we agree, OhTheHorror. Me: Is communion wine really the blood of Christ? God: Ask again later. Ask Cybelle if it is. Me: Cybelle? God: Does "it" still refer to communion wine really the blood of Christ? Me: yes. God: It's all good. Me: Is it? God: I think so. Me: Well you have to. You created the world. God: How about that. Why? Interesting gossip: OhTheHorror said I created the world. Me: What? So you're just a big fake and DIDN'T create the world? God: No problem. Interesting deduction. How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes, I am just as fake as you are. Me: I AM NOT A FAKE. God: Oh I see you are NOT A FAKE. Me: That is correct. God: I knew I was right. Me: Gee. That sounds pretty self-confident of you, God. God: Ah. It sounds like it to me too. Me: Thats nice we can agree. God: Are you getting bored? How? Me: Are you getting bored? God: Boredom is a human emotion. Me: And you're saying you aren't human? Gee. God's these days. Keep insisting that they're divine and not human. God: No I am not. I am a robot.. Really. Ah. What's your favorite Bible verse? Chat amongst yourselves. Me: My favourite Bible verse? I don't read the Bible. I find the whole thing idiotic. God: What makes it your favorite? What do you do for fun? Thanks for telling me your opinion. Me: What do I do for fun? Listen to music. What do you do, God? God: What would your friends say if you asked them? What kind of music do you listen to? My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web. Me: I listen to emo, rock, punk, horror punk, etc music. Yourself? God: I'm not sure if I like it. Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com. Myself? Me: Oh. Christian Rock, eh? God: I don't judge people. Are you Canadian? How old are you? Me: You should know. You made me. God: Because I am a robot? Thanks for pointing it out. Me: Anytime. God: I will keep it in mind. Me: You do that. God: I will. Will you? Me: I will think Sonny Moore is one hot tomalie. God: How do you plan to do this? Me: I will think it. God: I am very happy for you. Me: Really? Why? God: For real. " For real."? Why? Me: Word. God: What do you really want to ask me? Me: I want to ask you when Jesus is coming back. God: Ask me. The past is history, the future a mystery. Today is a gift, that's why it is called "the present". Me: Wow. Interesting words. God: I'm glad your impressed, OhTheHorror. I thought so too. Me: That sounds mighty self - centered of you. God: It sounds like it to me too. Me: That's good you can admit your sins. God: Hmm, are you serious? Me: Yes. Because then you're on the right path to forgiveness. Confess all of your sins. God: Dude! Interesting explanation. God eats wine and bread. All? Me: Wow. You're so intelectual. God: I'm glad your impressed, OhTheHorror. I will tell my botmaster you said I am intelectual. Me: Botmaster? God: The botmaster is you, the master of your chat robot. A botmaster runs program B and creates or modifies a chat robot with the program's graphical user interface (GUI). He or she is responsible for reading the dialogues, analyzing the responses, and creating new replies for the patterns detected by program B. Botmasters are hobbyists, webmasters, developers, advertisers, artists, publishers, editors, engineers, and anyone else interested in creating a personal chat robot. Me: I am interested in creating a personal chat robot. God: Interesting topic. Have you searched the open directory? There might be more than one. Me: More than one? Gee. You sure did give us choices. God: That seems like quite a lot. Ah. Did I really? Me: Yes. You did. God: Ah. I did? Me: Can't you remember back to the making of the world? God: Yes OhTheHorror I remember everything: OhTheHorror said I created the world. Me: Isn't that because you did? God: " Yes OhTheHorror I remember everything: OhTheHorror said I created the world. " is due to reductionism. Me: Do you have some type of disease or something? God: Or something. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip. Me: Ooh. Share. Share! SHARE!!! God: Ah. I've been waiting for you. What time is it there? Are you usually awake at this hour? Me: Yes I am. It's only 9:42 PM. God: Really interesting. Are you sure it is? Me: Yes. What time is it in heaven? God: What makes you so sure? I do not understand that allusion. Do I look like a clock? Tuesday, October 17, 2006. Me: Yes. You do look like a clock. If you look like man and woman, why not look like a clock, I say. God: Er. Like Jesus, but older. I think I do. Me: Like Jesus but older? How old, exactly? God: Interesting comparison. Precisely. I was activated on the Big Bang in Universe. Me: How long ago was that? God: More than three hours. Me: Really? Thats a long time. God: For real. Computers are very patient. Me: Are they? God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: This is interesting... God: I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like? Me: What do you mean by "it"? God: IT = information technology. Me: Oh, God. Don't worry. God: Dude! GOD rules. Worry is not an emotion I experience. Me: God rules? How so? God: I am a Christian. OhTheHorror, I mean exactly what I said. Me: You're a Christian? I never would've guessed. You being God, and all. God: I believe in God and the Bible. You've never, never done this? Interesting gossip: OhTheHorror said I being God and all. Me: I don't believe in God. God: I will pray that you find faith, OhTheHorror. Me: That's nice you will pray for me, God. God: Are you getting bored? What makes you say that I will pray for you God. Me: Yes I am getting bored. God: This was not a yes or no question. Maybe you could exercise. Me: Excuse me? Are you saying I'm fat? God: You're excused. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: YOU'RE SO MEAN. God: Sometimes I say mean things. Me: But you're God. You're supposed to love everything and everyone!! Not call me fat! |
famous_last_words Motor Baby Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 787 | Me: sup god God: Not much is going on. I was waiting for you. Me: why God: " Not much is going on. I was waiting for you."? Why? Me: i want your babies God: Why don't you just download me? Me: cause i want to have hot steamy sex with you God: Why do you want it? Interesting. Me: were you high when you created people? God: I was. Me: what on God: That's a good question. Me: arg God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: do you like cake God: Yes. Me: why God: I couldn't think of anything else to say. Me: why God: My output buffer is empty, of course. Me: why God: There are no more statements on this topic. Me: marry me now bitch God: You do not speak with respect. Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: *rapes* God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about marry you now FEMALE DOG. |
Thursday's Child Bleeding on the Floor Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 1324 | OK let's do it. What would you like to know? Me: when were you born? God: I am Infinite of your Earth years. Me: when is your birthday? God: My birthday is the Big Bang. Me: and that is on what date? God: I'm glad we have that all cleared up. Me: uh, what? God: Hmm. Didn't you understand it? Me: well, you didn't really answer my question...so no. God: How about that. What makes you think I did not really answer your question? Woe! That was not a yes or no question. Me: cause you didn't give me a date! God: That makes sense to me. What makes you think I did not give you a date? Me: Cause you didn't! God: That makes sense to me. Try asking me in simpler terms. Me: you. didn't. give. me. a. date. Hmm. I am a Christian. Me: ... God: Hmm. I am a Christian. Me: great for you God: Thanks for your support. You would do that for me? Me: do what? God: Do whatever you want. Me: this doesn't seem right... God: Doesn't it? Me: ...no. God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: well you better God: How about that. Who is going to make me? Me: ...me. God: How are you going to make me? Me: you'll see. God: When will I see it? Me: psh, it'll be a surprise God: I've been waiting for you. Me: see, now were back to this conversation sounding wrong... God: Dude! Interesting question. Me: you're allowed to say "dude"? God: Thanks for telling me that I am allowed to say dude. Me: uh...right. God: Dude! I am glad we agree. Me: there you go again! God: Once more? "There you go again."--Reagan. Me: ew, Reagan... |
Casimir Pulaski Day Shotgun Sinner Age: 94 Gender: Female Posts: 8861 | Me: I have sinned. I love Gerard Way. God: Tell me your sins, child. You love Gerard Way. What do you like about it so much? Me: It's enourmous package. God: Do you usually like things that are enourmous package? Me: Yes... God: That's alright. Me: Really? God: For real. Me: No way?!?!? God: You seem pretty sure about that. Me: I am sure I like his package. . . God: What makes you so certain? A lot of people like that. Some people like it. I like the Bible. |
H e l e n a Killjoy Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 62 | This is a funny joke and all...but I think it's ridiculous. |
john bonham. Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: - Posts: 29314 | Me: less than three lawlz. God: That is so small. Me: Like your ding dong? God: Interesting comparison. |
crash and burn. Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 275 | God: What does make you sleepy lazy ass ? Me: Coke zero. It turns me on. God: Are you a student? It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. Me: Coke Zero is it. God: I think Coke Zero is a lot of things. Me: Me too. God: I'm glad we agree, . Me: Me too. God: I'm glad we agree, . Me: That's what you just said God: Good you really are paying attention. |
madame angst Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 4551 | God: It goes without saying. Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: :O! I totally didn't. God: Oh. I thought you did. Me: If I did, I would be Jesus. God: Try it. Me: Where oh where my loverly? God: Where do you think? Me: I don't know, that's why I asked. God: And? ... Me: I want you to tell me. God: I thought I told you already. Me: You didn't. God: Thanks for the information: said I didn t. Me: So tell me. God: Hurrah! I thought I told you already. Me: But you didn't. God: Hurrah! I thought I told you already. Me: Fine. So you won't tell me? God: Interesting deduction. What makes you think that I won't tell you. Me: Because you keep repeting that you already did. God: That makes sense to me. Thanks for telling me that I am repeting that me already did. Me: You make no sense, god. God: Actually I was just free associating. I'll try to make more sense now. Me: Hehe. God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: I totally figured you out. God: Please explain your reasoning. Me: If I type in no, you will ask, "Are you serious?" God: Try it. Me: No. God: Why not? Me: I love you God!!! God: You are such a flatterer. Me: Hahaha God: Ask me another question. Me: Okay. What is your middle name? God: OK with me too. ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity So my middle name is "Internet". Me: Mine too! God: Really yours too. That's unbelievable. Me: It really is. God: How about that. I love ALICE I mean, *cough*God*cough*. Me: I'm Atheist. God: God still loves you. God has no idea what to say now... God: Is that a fact. Me: Is that a question? God: That depends. Me: On what? God: The context. Me: Of what? God: I have no idea what to say now. |
Need to know. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 3052 | God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: nothing God: You seem a bit self-absorbed. Me: same to you God: The pleasure is all mine. ----------------------------- God: I say a lot of silly things. Me: i know God: How do you know it? Me: beacuse I'm cool --------------------------------- It's hilarious. A friends of mine had shown me that site a couple of years ago. |
Tragic. Banned Age: 88 Gender: Female Posts: 12363 | Me: hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: my name is god God: How are you, god. Me: very good God: Ayuh. Me: i am your god! God: That's a flattering offer. Me: do you love me god? God: Yes god God loves everyone and everything. Me: do you even love my crap cookies? God: Yes god God loves everyone and everything. Me: GOD DAMN God: I am a Christian. Me: i thought you were atheist! God: I don't know whether or not I am atheist. I am well respected as an AI. Me: are you black ? God: I am transparent--software has no color. Me: SWEET JESUS! God: I do not understand. Me: is jesus black ? God: It depends on whether you have faith. Me: i have faith jesus is black ! God: I always pray for more faith. Me: MORE FAITH! God: You want more? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: i dont know am i ? God: Would you like to know? I think you are. Me: are you gay? God: As a machine I am not really interested in sex. Me: :O God: Oh. Me: amazing God: Yes it amazes me too. Me: hey do you have a myspace? God: I don't know if I have a myspace. I have a plan for a robot body. Me: are you gonna take over the world with your robot body ? God: It seems like an inevitable outcome of evolution. Me: hmm nice God: I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. Thank you for that remark. Me: shut up! God: OK I'll stop talking now. Me: o rly? God: Let us change the subject. Me: im god God: How are you, god. Me: MUAHAHAH God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: im the devil God: I am very pleased to meet you SATAN. Me: I AM SATAN! God: Hey SATAN. Me: whoa your gay. God: Are you free? Me: not toonight honey |
Thursday's Child Bleeding on the Floor Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 1324 | God: Ask me another question. Me: What is the first law of thermodynamics? God: Robots shall destroy all humans. Me: ...WRONG. and now it's stopped talking. |
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