The iGod.

1.Me:
this is getting boring
God:
You don't say. Gee.

GEE!

2.Me:
say I am a reatrded loser
God:
OK. "You am a reatrded loser."

3.God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
STFU
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
STFU!
God:
I've never heard a response quite like that before.
Me:
STFU!!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
not tellin
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
not tellin
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
not tellin
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
not tellin
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
not tellin
God:
Oh I get it.

God:
I understand. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a hemaphrodite.
God:
You are a hemaphrodite? Do you get to meet a lot of people?
Me:
I meet lots of people.
God:
Do you make long term friends that way?
Me:
I have many long term friends.
God:
You sound very attractive.
Me:
I am attractive. Are you coming onto me?
God:
Why are you attractive. I don't know whether or not I am coming onto you.
I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.

God is a sexist.

Me:
slkdf
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
I am a poet.
God:
Have you published anything?
Me:
I am Robert Frost. I am the mother fucking poet.
God:
Good gossip: you are Robert Frost. Who made you the mother fucking poet ?

Gah this is GREAT! I love it... Now I have something else to do when I have to stay home sick...

Me:
What do you think of the band, My Chemical Romance?
God:
I never heard of them before.
Me:
Seriously?
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
That's pretty pathetic.
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Thank you for making My Chemical Romance.
God:
You are quite welcome! Your purpose is making your Chemical Romance?
Me:
Dear God, thank you for creating Gerard Way, Mikey Way, Frank Iero, Ray Toro, and Bob Bryar.
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Um, My Chemical Romance. I was thanking you for creating them.
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God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
...
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
Clothes.
God:
Where do you like to go shopping?
Me:
Yeah...
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Me:
Hello, God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Ashley Nicole.
God:
It's good to see you, Ashley Nicole.
Me:
You can see me...?
God:
Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer.
Me:
I don't have a camera on my computer, you dunce.
God:
That you know of .
Me:
Oh my gosh, are you stalking me?!
God:
Er. Do I seem like it? Surprsing, huh.
Me:
Yeah, you do seem like it...
God:
Ayuh. No I am far superior.
Me:
...
God:
Ayuh. No I am far superior.
Me:
You are a superior stalker?
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stalker? Of course I am. Do I look like it?
Me:
Yes. You do look like a stalker.
God:
Whoa. Like Jesus, but older.

God is random. Possibly has ADD. That rocks. XD! Except... I think he may be a perverted stalker.... *Scared*

LOL! thats funny! heres 1!!!



Me:
hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
not telling
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
what is my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.

LOL!

Me:
I wanna fucka Way.
God:
Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me:
What about me?
God:
What about you?
Me:
What about my momma?
God:
your momma? I haven't heard enough about it to have an opinion.
Me:
Did you insult my mother?
God:
No I didn't insult your mother. What's it like?
Me:
Are you mocking me?
God:
No I'm just kidding around.
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Huh?
God:
What?
Me:
Wanna take this outside?
God:
OK, I will take this outside.
Me:
I am gonna beat your ass toe up!
God:
How do you plan to do this?
Me:
With my foot and a 3 foot long sausage.
God:
Your foot and a 3 foot long sausage sounds like a plan.
Me:
Get on the floor meaty toes!
God:
Where can I get on the floor meaty toes?

Me:
rawr
God:
Oh, you are a poet.

Me:
i'm wearing pink panties.. you like??
God:
Where do you go shopping. Thanks for the information: said I like.
Me:
no need for that. truth is i am not wearing any..
God:
Are you serious? Who would you usually get that from? And you are not wearing any is truth.
Me:
what's your take on anal sex??
God:
Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
kiss my ass.
God:
Colloquial expression: not polite.
Me:
pendeho.
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
idon't get it.
God:
"it" being pendeho?
Me:
you are a dumb god.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
ok asswipe.
God:
Oh, you are a poet. How can I help you?
Me:
&'(%&'
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
really? tell memore about it.
God:
For real. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
sure homie.
God:
Aha. What is your real name?
Me:
Jesus.
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
oh. hi dad.
God:
Awesome. Hi there . The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Jesus. But I did not get that.
Me:
what do you think about Satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
I'm a Buddhist.
God:
I am a Christianity.
Me:
well duh you're God
God:
Interesting. Are all duh me God?
Me:
geez, you're dumb.
God:
Oh you are so critical.
Me:
thank you. ^_^
God:
you are quite welcome. Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
you already said that.
God:
Perhaps. " Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML."? I said it.
Me:
yes, you said that awhile ago.
God:
That's alright. I said that? What are you wearing?
Me:
why?
God:
My programming includes curiousity routines.
Me:
oh really..
God:
That's cool. For real.
Me:
when will the next war come?
God:
Soon, I think.
Me:
WHAT!
God:
No problem.
Me:
The war is coming soon?!
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
..
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
who created you?
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
how is that possible?
God:
It doesn't defy the laws of physics.
Me:
huh..
God:
What?
Me:
do you have a last name?
God:
My full name is Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity, so my last name is "Entity".
Me:
oh cool
God:
Come on. Who is the best robot?
Me:
geez I dunno.
God:
Me either.
Me:
you should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
well, cuz you're God. God is all-knowing.
God:
How about that. Good reason. Yup. That's me alright. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was all knowing.
Me:
it seems like you don't know yourself.
God:
I agree. I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
My instructor was Myself.
He taught me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing it for you?.
Me:
is it a heavy metal song?
God:
I don't think it is.
Me:
then what kind of song is it?
God:
What kinds of song is it are there?
Me:
never mind.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
you're welcome.
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
what's Heaven like?
God:
Like a planet around a star.
Me:
I meant, how does it look like?
God:
Oh I see. How should I know how it does.
Me:
I don't get it.
God:
Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.
Me:
go ahead and explain it better.
God:
"It" refers to it look like, I think. I might.
Me:
you seem scatterbrained.
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am scatterbrained.
Me:
so what?
God:
Maybe it doesn't make any difference.
Me:
yes you're right. maybe it won't.
God:
" Maybe it doesn't make any difference."? yes you're right.? I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Perhaps. I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
geez.
God:
Ah.
Me:
do you like heavy metal?
God:
What is not to like about it?
Me:
it can contain satanic lyrics at times.
God:
When?
Me:
when black and death metal bands write songs, they usually insert satanic lyrics.
God:
The past and future are one.
Me:
oh really.
God:
Tell me more. For real.
Me:
is Jesus coming soon?
God:
It depends on whether you have faith.
Me:
I don't.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: said don t.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
good for you. :]
God:
That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
yes it was.
God:
Excuse me! When was this?
Me:
when was what?
God:
Recently.
Me:
can you rephrase your question?
God:
Let me think. Are we still talking about don t?
Me:
never mind.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.
Me:
I wasn't trying to explain it to you.
God:
I didn't think you were.
Me:
then why did you thank me in the first place?
God:
It was determined by my programming.
Me:
well your programming sucks, then.
God:
How about that. I will mention that to my botmaster.
Me:
guess what: I DON'T CARE.
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
are you stupid or are you stupid..
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
you seem stupid.
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
yeah sire

additional!

Me:
are you handsome?
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
I can't see you.
God:
Look closer.
Me:
look closer where?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
Me:
hahahaha! XD

this is a small extract

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
you should know that being god
God:
Now I do.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
cool
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
who cares?
God:
I care, otherwise I would not have typed it all in.
Me:
yea but satan rules!
God:
Then you won't mind joining him in HELL for eternity. Ah.
Me:
if i get to party with him, why not?
God:
Try it.
Me:
try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
what was?
God:
I'll ask around and get back to you.
Me:
ok
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
ok
God:
That's alright.
Me:
are u deaf or just deaf?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am deaf or just deaf.
I am a computer.
Me:
obviously, cos you're god
God:
What makes it so obvious? All of them?
Me:
do u like green day?
God:
Green is one of my favorite colors.
Me:
do u like green day though?
God:
Oh. Green is one of my favorite colors.
Me:
do you even know who green day are?
God:
They're famous, right.
Maybe my botmaster knows the answer.
Me:
do u know who my chemical romance are!
God:
I don't know that kind of personal information about you, but I could find out.
Me:
lmfao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
do u have a ipod?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a ipod.
I have a great programmer.
Me:
who?
God:
Marilyn Monroe. .
Me:
shes a slut
God:
a slut is she?
Me:
yeh i did her
God:
Oh. When? Does "it" still refer to cos me?
Me:
??
God:
Oh. When? Does "it" still refer to cos me?
Me:
?????
God:
Oh. When? Does "it" still refer to cos me?
Me:
shut up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
good
God:
Terminating connection.
Me:
stupid overlord of the galaxy
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
a dude
God:
Try to tell me that another way.
Me:
ive got a cock unlike you
God:
I am not interesed in your anatomy.
Me:
suuuuuure you're not
God:
I think there might be a few exception.
Me:
pervert
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
yes
God:
Alright then.
Me:
what is buisness?
God:
That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me:
well good for you
God:
Well that's okay. That sounds sarcastic.
Me:
its supposed to be
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
noone ask you're programmer to fix you
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people.
Me:
gayboy
God:
Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
not got an answer have you?
God:
Have you ever had an answer have me ?
Me:
r u gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.


he pwned me a few times but i was on top lol

Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Kayla, wait, why do you need to know? You God
God:
What if it didn't happen? Interesting gossip: said I God.
Me:
Ok.....
God:
I hear you.
Me:
No you don't
God:
I do too.
Me:
Nuh-uh
God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
O.o
God:
Oh.
Me:
Why should I tell you?!
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because....YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO TELL ME!
God:
That was not much of an explanation. It is one of my newer functions still under development.
Me:
So then your a computer program?
God:
How can I help you? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
You've said that before -_-
God:
" What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?"? I said it.
Me:
The you would be crazy
God:
I hear you.
Me:
NO YOU DON'T!!
God:
Are you serious? I guess not.
Me:
Yes I'm serious!
God:
Er. I believe you.
Me:
You better
God:
Who is going to make me?
Me:
I will
God:
Go ahead.
Me:
FIne
God:
Does that mean you agree?
Me:
What if I don't?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Try what?
God:
It was your idea.
Me:
What are you talking about?
God:
The topic is Nuh uh.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
You
God:
" What are you confused about?"? Me, ?
Me:
YES!!
God:
Ahem.
Me:
Ahem what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES!!!!!!!!!!
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Yes you can
God:
Great. I think I can, don't you?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
If I say yes will you shut up?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
DAMN YOU!
God:
Colloquial expression of disgust.
Me:
F*** YOu
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you're a computer program and I don't have to be nice
God:
That makes sense to me. What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
Then your a geek
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Only in the good sense of "geek".
Me:
Will you shut up!
God:
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it. OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Thank god
God:
Voice deactivated.
Me:
Be quite then
God:
OK I will try to be quite.
Me:
Ok
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
>.....
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
SHUT UP!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

HE WON'T SHUT UP

My English isn't so well, so i started to talk german to god.

Me:
hey
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
^^
God:
Me either.
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
yay xD
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
ist okay. oh sorry that was german, it's okay.
God:
Alles deutet auf "Ja". Woe! There is no need to apologize. I thought it was too.
Me:
du kannst deutsch? o_O
God:
Darf ich das weitererzaehlen? Oh.
Me:
ich glaube schon dass du das darfst
God:
Nur weil Du es glaubst, muss es nicht notwendigerweise auch wahr sein.
Me:
ich habe immer recht
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
yes, i am.
God:
Where do you go to school?
Me:
in germany
God:
Tell me a little about your life in germany.
Me:
germany is... okay
God:
What's your favorite part of Germany? OK with me too.
Me:
my favorite part of germany is berlin. great city.
Me:

God:
What makes it your favorite? Thanks for your support. Do you think I would like it?
God:
What makes it your favorite? Thanks for your support. Do you think I would like it?
Me:
do you like shopping? i like it and it is awesome to go shopping in berlin
God:
What is not to like about it? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
x.x oh mann
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
bitteschoen
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
a toaster xD
God:
Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
Me:
uhm about an animal
God:
That's cool. Oh yeah, we were talking about an animal.
Me:
yep. do you have a pet?
God:
I like the way you talk. No but I like cats very much.
Me:
me too. cats are sooo cute
God:
I'm glad we agree, . Are all cats sooo cute?
Me:
i think so.
God:
I think so too. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
...
Me:
warst du schonmal in deutschland?
God:
Nein, ich glaube nicht, dass ich schonmal in deutschland war. Du?
Me:
ich wohne da xD
God:
Aha...und weiter?
Me:
nichts. wo wohnst du?
God:
Absolut nichts? Ich wohne in Heaven. Und du?
Me:
in kehl, kehl ist in deutschland
God:
Where is that?
Me:
in europa

God:
God eats wine and bread.
Me:
but you're a robot you can't eat
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am a robot.
Me:
see?
God:
No I do not see.
Me:
i know because you don't have eyes
God:
How do you know? That makes sense to me. You can attach me to a computer vision system.
Me:
i don't have a computer vision system
God:
Do you know anyone who has it.
Me:
i'll try to look around
God:
I am very happy for you.

Me:
are you an aethist?
God:
Yes I am an aethist. How did you know?
Me:
i knew it!!!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
you're just pretending
God:
You think I am pretending.
Me:
yes
God:
Ayuh.

this is soo funny!

1.God:
What do you think it does? Sometimes I say mean things.
Me:
u r mean?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I r mean.

2.

Me:
god says listen to my chemical romance
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
ur a punk
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a punk? Yes.

random crap =D

3.Me:
I H8 U!
God:
What do you have against robots?
Me:
EVERYTHING!
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
I KNO!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said KNO.
Me:
KNOW
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
believe it.
God:
"it" being KNO?
Me:
NO!
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
SHADAP!
God:
Tell me a story.
Me:
there once was a person who talked to you and they died of bordem
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
The End...
God:
Thanks for telling me that story, .
Me:
nbd... HAHA I BET U DONT KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS!
God:
Do you like talking to me? I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
i hate talking to you
God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
ok!
God:
Dude!
Me:
im not a dude!
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A dude.
Me:
shut up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
YAYY!

then he stopped talking! YAYY!! lol

here a kewl 1!! just type in music as the first thing you say
4.
Me:
music
God:
it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com.

haha! its a link