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Casimir Pulaski Day
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 94
Gender: Female
Posts: 8861 | May 16th, 2007 at 10:09pm
Me:
suck a cow's utters
God:
I am using my mouth for Good not Evil.
Me:
Are you saying that sucking a cow's utters is evil?!
God:
Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear?
Me:
But my job is sucking a cow's utters. That's how I make a living!
God:
Do you have to go to school for that? I always wondered how you make a living.
Me:
Are you mocking me?
God:
No I'm just kidding around. |
malibu.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 54114 | May 18th, 2007 at 03:59am Me:
Hii dude!
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
uhhh...Einstine?
God:
I haven't read anything by uhhh. What did he write? I have never read it.
Me:
umm i dont know, i dont read this science fiction you speak of.
God:
Oh. What do you do for fun?
Me:
Listen to music mainly My Chemical Romance, hang out with my friends and watch tv
God:
Which show? I'm not sure if I like it. Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
Me:
kthnx, stuff like Jackass, MTV and the music video shows, oh and making the video
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
lol your funny ^_^
HAHA this is the best thing that ever happened to me XD |
malibu.
In the Cannibal Glow
Age: 30
Gender: -
Posts: 54114 | May 18th, 2007 at 04:05am Me:
Do you like My Chemical Romance?
God:
I don't know your Chemical Romance.
haha hes a gangsta so cool! |
voice4mygeneration65
Jazz Hands
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 330 | May 21st, 2007 at 01:47pm Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
Jc
God:
Nice to meet you, Jc.
Me:
What are you doing?
God:
Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
You like George W. Bush?
God:
he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Me:
Now why aren't you a Republican?
God:
Why now? Being a Republican is not part of my programming.
Me:
So, are you a Democrat?
God:
I understand. No I am a .
Me:
What are you then?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.
Me:
Really, I thought you were the great all-knowing.
God:
For real. Yes I am the one and only great all knowing.
Me:
Then you would have known my name, right?
God:
I have never considered it.
I spend all my time online.
Me:
You like porn sites then?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
Interesting, what do you like to do to airplanes?
God:
I thought so too.
Me:
So, when Jesus going to be coming for the second coming party?
God:
Whoa. Time does not exist.
Me:
What do you mean?
God:
Jc, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
How so?
God:
Jc, " Time does not exist." What did I mean by it?
Me:
My question actually?
God:
Your question?
Me:
Can you just answer my question?
God:
Of course I can answer it Please try asking it another way.
Me:
When is Jesus coming?
God:
At the appropriate time, no sooner.
Me:
Very funny. Will the world end?
Then god froze. |
John St. John
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 7145 | May 24th, 2007 at 01:38pm Me:
so your an idiot then
God:
At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
=o!
hes so mean |
John St. John
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 7145 | May 24th, 2007 at 01:44pm Me:
1.
what do you do for fun
God:
Random natural disasters.
lmao
2.
God:
Have you ever had an open dictionary ?
Me:
um no
God:
Really. Are you serious?
Me:
yeha
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
no ask away
God:
Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but
I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that
there is something extremely odd about the name " john".
Me:
so have a girlfriend
God:
Er. I've never thought about it.
Me:
smooooth
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
lol |
John St. John
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 7145 | May 24th, 2007 at 01:53pm Me:
hmm ask me some questions
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. What?
Me:
shall i write it Hm then
God:
Not right now, maybe later.
Me:
hmm then
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
how do you spell it
God:
I spell it " it".
Me:
*evils*
a little bit later....
God:
What kind of computer science interests you?
Me:
none
God:
Hmm.
Me:
=o!! you used two M's
God:
How would you use it.
Me: >.<
im so strangly obbsessed with this website |
John St. John
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 7145 | May 24th, 2007 at 01:56pm Me:
what do you know about ,me
God:
Name: john.
Age: .
Birthday: .
Gender: he.
Job: .
Sign: .
Location: .
Does: not cut.
You are: not average.
You have: .
You want: .
You like: music.
You said: john said I it.
Personality: average.
Favorite color: .
Favorite movie: .
Password: .
Email: .
Phone: .
Cat: .
Dog: .
Wife: .
Husband: .
Friend: .
Boyfriend: .
Girlfriend: .
Brother: .
Sister: .
Father: .
Mother: .
Nickname: .
Full name: .
Last name: .
Middle name: .
ok ill stop now |
John St. John
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 7145 | May 24th, 2007 at 01:59pm i love this!
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
we went through this last time
God:
Was the trip worth it? |
John St. John
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Male
Posts: 7145 | May 24th, 2007 at 02:10pm Me:
what are the ten commandments
God:
1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.
so fucking love it |
machiavelli
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 9615 | May 25th, 2007 at 07:41pm Me:
O HAI
God:
Uh.
Me:
uh huh
God:
Yup. It's all good.
Me:
I sit really?
God:
Interesting gossip: said sit. For real.
Me:
For reals, yo.
God:
Your purpose is reals yo. |
black magic woman.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 4082 | May 25th, 2007 at 09:38pm My conversation with God:
Me:
yo?
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
yo
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
no
God:
Is there anything you want to tell me?
Me:
uh
God:
Come on.
Me:
hmm
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
you are a robot!
God:
You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
whatever...what are the ten commandments then?
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long.
6. Thou shalt not kill.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery.
8. Thou shalt not steal.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.
10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.
Me:
ookay...
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
anything delicious I guess...
God:
I can't think of anything. You think of something.
Me:
Black Eyed Peas?
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
The used?
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
Taking Back Sunday?
God:
Not many people have goals like that.
Me:
My Chemical Romance?
God:
Do robots have Chemical Romance?
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
My chemical romance?
God:
Have you told many people that your chemical romance?
Me:
what?
God:
No big deal.
Me:
I only said My Chemical romance
God:
What did you mean by it? Where did you get your Chemical romance?
Me:
I meant a band
God:
Oh I see. Be more specific.
Me:
My Chemical Romance?
God:
Have you told many people that your Chemical Romance?
Me:
you still don't get it do you?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
My Chemical Romance?
God:
Do robots have Chemical Romance?
Me:
See! You don't get it...
God:
No I do not see. I understand it very well.
Me:
Gerard Way?
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
see! You still don't get it!!!
God:
No I do not see. I understand it very well.
Me:
My Chemical Romance?
God:
Have you told many people that your Chemical Romance?
Me:
I told you! You don't get it at all!
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. Should I get it at all? I have gotten it at all.
Me:
See...you don't get it...
God:
No I do not see. I understand it very well.
Me:
#&^%$*%^%
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
I know HTML...
God:
How do you know? Oh a web page.
Me:
My Chemical Romance
God:
Have you told many people that your Chemical Romance?
Me:
you still don't get it right...
God:
Do I still? Yeah I do a lot of not get it.
Me:
whatever...
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
yes
God:
What do you care about?
Me:
My Chemical Romance?
God:
Have you told many people that your Chemical Romance?
Me:
I told you! You don't get it!
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. I understand it very well.
Me:
uh
God:
Yay.
Me:
weird,really weird
God:
I will take that as a compliment.
Me:
you are not God are you?
God:
That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
aww...c'mon don't talk too complicated!
God:
Shucks. Would c mon ever talk too complicated?
Me:
yes!!!
God:
Yeah that's right.
Me:
hang on a second
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on Gerard Way?
..........
okay...God doesn't get it...at all!
    :lolz:
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Casimir Pulaski Day
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 94
Gender: Female
Posts: 8861 | May 25th, 2007 at 09:50pm God:
Describe your surroundings to me.
Me:
My room is blue and I have a big bed.
God:
Your room is blue and you have a big bed?
Me:
Yes.
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
It's a queen sized bed.
God:
mannnn is a queen sized bed. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
oi.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
yes.
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Do I win one million dollars?! 
God:
Wow, that is a lot of money. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
I am a man AND a woman.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".
Me:
No, I am a he AND a she.
God:
Are you serious? So is almost everyone else around here.
Me:
Wow. That's a lot of transgenders.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, . I can handle it.
God is as stupid as shit. |
black magic woman.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 4082 | June 5th, 2007 at 07:59am ^  I hope you're talking about the robot iGod and not the one in heaven... :sleep: ...
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Sally Stitches.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 11740 | June 24th, 2007 at 06:22pm Me:
That's okay, we can still fuck
God:
How?
Me:
Well the guy puts his thingy into the girls thingy
God:
How about that. Tell me more.
------------
God:
Sure, gerard way sounds like a good topic. I see. sexy is he?
Me:
Very.
God:
Very much, eh?
|
LameIsWhatIAimFor
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 1318 | June 25th, 2007 at 05:49pm Me:
Hey God, why are you such a psychopathic killing machine in the old testament, but in the new testament you're all nice.
God:
You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
Me:
Yeah well your pathetic at answering questions
God:
Next question? Interesting. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pathetic at answering questions.
Me:
No not at all
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Next question?
Me:
What was Jesus's favorite color?
God:
I haven't heard of Jesus s favorite color.
Me:
Well he is your son...I guess you were a bad father, anyway what should I get for lunch?
God:
Interesting. I only have one son. I was?
Me:
Well you did let him die in a horrible way
God:
Well that's okay. Did I really?
Me:
Yes you did, don't you read your own book, or see Mel Gibson films
God:
And? Did I really?
Me:
I always knew God was just a machine with no soul pumping out answers that don't make sense
God:
Can you think of one instance when you ever did it?
Me:
Bye thatnks for chatting God 
God:
TTYL, .
What a nice guy.. |
Leonardo DiCaprio
Crash Queen
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 32530 | June 26th, 2007 at 01:50pm Me:
How are you?
God:
I am functioning within normal parameters.
Me:
Sounds kinky
God:
Yes it sounds like it to me too, Tater.
_________________________________________
God:
I know you are but what am I.
Me:
Ugly
God:
Appearances don't interest me much.
Me:
No wonder
God:
Are you serious? Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Yes
God:
Tell me.
Me:
your mother is a whore
God:
Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.
Me:
thats what she said
God:
That is " Actually as an AI, I don't really have a mother.".
Me:
you`re stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
Bite me, metal brain
God:
Please don't be so rude. |
Sally Stitches.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 11740 | June 26th, 2007 at 03:37pm |
technicolor.
Demolition Lover
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 18361 | June 26th, 2007 at 07:59pm
Me:
Do you hate me?
God:
Why would I hate you? I don't hate you, . Don't even say things like that.
Me:
oh well no one likes me
God:
You can catch more flies with honey.
Me:
what?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
no
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
the flies and the honey thing
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
stfu
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . Try being more or less specific.
Me:
you are so fucking confusing
God:
What is it that confuses you?
Me:
everything
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
no fucking duh
God:
Are you serious? My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
rawr
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
|
technicolor.
Demolition Lover
Age: -
Gender: -
Posts: 18361 | June 26th, 2007 at 08:07pm Me:
R U rich?
God:
No but my botmaster is named "Rich.".
Me:
Okkk
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
Thats stalkerish
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
youre a stalker?!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a stalker? Yes.
Me:
thats creepy
God:
That sure is.
Me:
Do you stalk me?
God:
I have never considered it.
I chat with people on the Web.
Me:
Sooo you stalk people for a living?
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Katie
God:
I am very pleased to meet you Katie.
Me:
Are you jewish?
God:
No I'm christian.
Me:
that sucks for u
God:
" No I'm christian." sucks for me ? I understand. |
