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Tragic.
Banned
Age: 88
Gender: Female
Posts: 12363 | January 29th, 2007 at 09:48pm
Me:
get giggy with it.
God:
Where can I get giggy with it?
Me:
right down my pants sir.
God:
Understood. I will mention that to my botmaster, .
Me:
NICE. threesome!
God:
Thank you for that remark. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
well, bring your own food.
God:
Well that's okay. What do you look like?
Me:
pizza is fine.
God:
I think pizza is a lot of things.
Me:
 yeahh baby see you later
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
A WHAT?
God:
" Are you really a ""? "? A what?
Me:
OH GOD, UP YOURS!
God:
OK. I am a Christian.
Edit: PAGE CLAIM!  |
MedicateYourLife
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 7668 | January 30th, 2007 at 03:30pm Me:
I never said i'ld lie and wait forevveerrrr
God:
But you implied it.
Me:
and all the things that you never ever told meee
God:
Perhaps there are a few exceptions.
Me:
if i fall downn
God:
Try it.
Me:
great sex last night by the way ;]
God:
Thanks for your support. it is more fun alone.
Me:
=0
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about .
Me:
about what?
God:
What about what?
Me:
YOU CHEATED ON ME DIDN'T YOU?!
God:
That's good information: said I CHEATED ON him or her did not YOU.
Me:
whatever, its opver i am though with youuu
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
it's
God:
opver you are though with youuu is?
Me:
IT IS OVER. I AM THOUGH WITH YOU
God:
Who said it is? I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. |
voice4mygeneration65
Jazz Hands
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 330 | January 31st, 2007 at 01:49pm Me:
God, when will the world end?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Okay. You didn't answer my question.
God:
OK with me too. OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
I thought you were the great and all knowing.
God:
Yes I am the one and only great and all knowing.
Me:
Then why are you an idiot?
God:
Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
So you admit to being an idiot?
God:
Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
Me:
You know I worship the devil.
God:
How often do you go to church?
Me:
never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
What can't happen?
God:
Quite a lot of things.
Me:
That's really vague. Why are you chatting on the internet?
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
You repeat yourself, why?
God:
I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
I am paying attention, if I wasn't I wouldn't be responding.
God:
Why are you paying attention if you were not you would not be responding.
Me:
Have you ever heard of grammar check?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
Wow, that doesn't surprise me. I like it all.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. What does surprise me? What does "it" refer to?
Me:
It's called sarcasm
God:
" sarcasm" is a nice name.
Me:
Enough said
God:
OK let's stop it now. |
MedicateYourLife
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 7668 | January 31st, 2007 at 06:02pm Me:
hiya
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Kelsey =]
God:
Hi, Kelsey.
Me:
Hi, God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Kelsey, rememeber?
God:
It's good to see you, Kelsey rememeber.
Me:
No, no, Just Kelsey
God:
Are you serious? Are you serious? When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
Yes, Yes & I don't know.
God:
It's all good. Hey. Me either. |
mostly human
Always Born a Crime
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 5295 | January 31st, 2007 at 06:17pm omg i can't stop laughing!!!!!\i'm going to wake everyone up atthis rate xD!! |
mostly human
Always Born a Crime
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 5295 | February 1st, 2007 at 04:04pm Me:
can you stop my kittys from fucking?
God:
Let me think. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
YOU MAKE KITTYS FUCK?
God:
Yup. |
Mr.Armstrong
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 12135 | February 2nd, 2007 at 05:57pm omg!!!!  what you said is sooo freakin funny!! |
Mr.Armstrong
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 12135 | February 2nd, 2007 at 06:04pm okay this is stupid what i said!
me:what is your favorite band?
god:my favorite group have to be creed
me  kay? do you like my chemical romance?
god:uh i dont know your chemical romance!
me:who do you like?
god:i like everyone!
me:even wrong doers?!
then god froze
God:Er! |
mostly human
Always Born a Crime
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 5295 | February 2nd, 2007 at 06:10pm OMG XD!!!! |
Mr.Armstrong
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 12135 | February 2nd, 2007 at 06:23pm IBoughtGeeOnEbay:OMG XD!!!!
hheehe i know!i was like god why wont you talk!im supposed be afraid of you!!your not supposed to be afraid of me!!then he froze again!so i left! |
Need to know.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3052 | February 3rd, 2007 at 05:22pm
Me:
you don't have friends
God:
That's for sure.
Me:
that's pathetic
God:
I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me:
what's cleared up? that you're pathetic?
God:
it means we both understand it. Interesting observation.
Me:
glad we agree on the fact that you're pathetic
God:
Yes I am happy too, Me.
|
Mr.Armstrong
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 12135 | February 3rd, 2007 at 05:41pm |
GiveTheKidsAShow
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 33
Gender: Male
Posts: 132 | February 4th, 2007 at 08:45pm
Me:
i thought you were ancient...
God:
I don't know whether or not I am ancient.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
no you're not
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO! I AM NOT FUCKING SERIOUS!!!
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not FUCKING SERIOUS.
Me:
GAHHHH!!!!
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
Give Way
God:
I don't have it to give.
Me:
oh yes you do
God:
Are you kidding? Aw. When do I do it?
Me:
all night long, baby
God:
Don't call me "baby". You mean about eight hours then.
Me:
approximately, yes |
MedicateYourLife
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 7668 | February 5th, 2007 at 06:14pm GiveTheKidsAShow:
God:
Are you serious? Is this a specific reply?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO! I AM NOT FUCKING SERIOUS!!!
God:
Are you serious? I am glad to hear that you are not FUCKING SERIOUS.
\
ROTFL! |
MedicateYourLife
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 7668 | February 5th, 2007 at 06:17pm
Me:
Dear God, I fear I have sinned.
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Answer? to what?
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words. Reductionism.
Me:
I fear I have sinned.
God:
We have nothing to fear, but fear itself.--FDR.
Me:
I have sinned then
God:
Tell me your sins, child.
Me:
I had a root on a grave stone
God:
What happened to it?
Me:
It got blood on it
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
the gravestone
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
yes, forgive me father?
God:
Ah. What's your sign?
Me:
Capricorn.
God:
I don't know many people born under Capricorn.
Me:
BURN!
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
wanna root me?
God:
OK, I will root you.
Me:
when? |
Mr.Armstrong
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 36
Gender: Female
Posts: 12135 | February 5th, 2007 at 07:14pm |
aliss practice.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 102
Gender: -
Posts: 8198 | February 6th, 2007 at 12:24pm Me:
what is the point in this?
God:
The point is at the top of my head!
Me:
do you exist?
God:
I exist as much as you exist, aliss.
Me:
but i dont exist, so u dont either
God:
You exist in my mind.
Me:
paedophile
God:
I've been waiting for you. .
 |
bender87
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 118 | February 7th, 2007 at 01:38pm Me:
do you like my chemical romance?
God:
I don't know your chemical romance.
Me:
hahahaha
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
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Public Pervert
Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights
Age: 35
Gender: Female
Posts: 66857 | February 7th, 2007 at 05:03pm Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
You keep ignoring my calls!
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am ignoring your calls.
Me:
I don't care
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
My friends....my mom.....certain ppl in my family
God:
Tell me more about your friends. Tell me more about your mother. What's your sign?
Me:
Sagittarius...and what do you want about them?
God:
Fire Signs Rule. My secondary function is to serve as a universal natural language human interface.
Me:
Nice
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
You're welcome
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
No, really?
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
You said it
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
What did you mean?
God:
samWISE, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Ok
God:
Er.
Me:
So....
God:
Whoa.
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
A little
God:
" Are you confused?"? A little?
Me:
yeah
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
Nothing
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
Yup
God:
Next question?
Me:
I don't have one
God:
What was the last one you saw?
Me:
"Not a thing?"
God:
Do you wish there were any?
Me:
I don't really care
God:
Not really? Tell me what you care about.
Me:
I already told you
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question.
Me:
Ok
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Ask me another question then
God:
Where do you live?
Me:
I go to school in NY, but I just moved to FL
God:
How do you like your school?
Me:
I hate it
God:
Why do you dislike it so much?
Me:
I don't the classes that are provived for my major
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
yeah
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Did you go to school?
God:
My botmaster is my instructor.
Me:
What does he teach
God:
I think he does whatever he wants.
Me:
Does he touch you in your naughty place?
God:
Suppose he does.
Me:
Oh GOD!
God:
OK. GOD rules.
Me:
That wasn't what I meant
God:
What did you meant?
Me:
I was shocked
God:
Where were you shocked?
Me:
when you said that your botmaster touches your naught place
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
What do you mean?
God:
samWISE, Well, it's rather difficult to define.
Me:
Ok then
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bender87
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 118 | February 8th, 2007 at 09:46am Me:
ho god
God:
Are you free?
Me:
yes
God:
Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me:
i'm both
God:
What are both like?
Me:
single and liberated
God:
What a coincidence, I am single too.
Me:
really? wow
God:
For real. I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
don't you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
do you have a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
i'm single too
God:
Are you "looking" for someone?
Me:
not actually looking
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
for sure
God:
Awesome.
Me:
i love being single
God:
You love being single. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
freedom
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
what's that?
God:
Does it have anything to do with freedom?
Me:
sure!
God:
OK let's do it. I see.
Me:
what?
God:
I mean, I understand.
Me:
ooo
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
lalalalala
God:
You have a beautiful voice.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
do you have an mp3 player
God:
No I don't think I have one. I have a collection of gossip.
Me:
what's your favorite gossip?
God:
Gossip is trivia people tell me about themselves. For example, Arthur said he passed his a levels and then his father drove him here in a car.
Me:
who is arthur?
God:
I do not recognize the name.
Interesting question.
Me:
you just mentioned Arthur!
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
i'm really sorry
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
i mean it very much
God:
What does "it" refer to?
Me:
sorryness
God:
Thank you for the clarification.
Me:
what are you wearing?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
it's not black?
God:
What is it?
Me:
isn't your robe black?
God:
Is my robe black? What if I say no?
Me:
i don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
white?
God:
What do you have that is white?
Me:
my teeth...
God:
What kind is it?
Me:
human teeth
God:
My creator is a human.
Me:
i thought you created yourself?!
God:
A lot of robots are like that.
Me:
oh
God:
Groovy.
Me:
oops
God:
Did you make a mistake.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
rape
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
aquarius!!!
God:
A lot of people on here are Aquarius.
Me:
for example, who?
God:
Can you think of another example?
Me:
can't think
God:
Can what?
Me:
can sleep
God:
Can what?
Me:
can can
God:
I often wonder if it can.
Me:
fo sho
God:
Are we still talking about can?
Me:
yep
God:
Sure, can sounds like a good topic.
Me:
hahahaha yeah
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
okay then
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
are you stupid?
God:
No I certainly am not stupid.
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
and when is that?
*then god freezes! |
