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bender87
Fabulous Killjoy
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 118 | February 8th, 2007 at 11:11am
Me:
tell me i'm an angel...
God:
You am an angel.
Me:
"are"
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
take this to my grave
God:
Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
my grave
God:
Have you told many people that your grave?
Me:
no...just you
God:
Are you serious? " Are you serious?"? Me, nash ?
Me:
yeah
God:
Ahem.
Me:
you are the lord
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
there is more lords?
God:
I believe there is, yes.
Me:
name one of them?
God:
Tony Blair.  .
Me:
Tony Blair is a lord?  |
daniel radcliffe.
In a Bullet's Embrace
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 55644 | February 8th, 2007 at 04:25pm God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
there is more lords?
God:
I believe there is, yes.
Me:
name one of them?
God:
I can't say for sure. .
Me:
name one of them?
God:
I can't say for sure. .
Me:
name one of them?
God:
Marvin Minsky. . |
SCREAMO!
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 4520 | February 9th, 2007 at 04:50pm Me:
YOU ARE RETARDED
God:
I think the PC term is "challenged".
Me:
LEAVE ME ALONE NOW
God:
Oh. Sorry to have bothered you, HELLO.
Me:
YOU BETTER BE SORRY!!!!
God:
Who is going to make me.. |
SCREAMO!
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 4520 | February 10th, 2007 at 09:26am haha i got this
God:
Hello there. Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
como esta usted?
God:
Un poquito.
SPANISH!!! |
SCREAMO!
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 4520 | February 10th, 2007 at 09:27am Me:
do you like mcr?
God:
Some people like it. I find my work and my relationships extremely satisfying,
which is all that any conscious entity can ever hope to do.
Me:
mcr as in my chemical romance
God:
Are we still talking about mcr?
Me:
YES!!!!!
God:
Sure, mcr sounds like a good topic. |
Paroxysm
Joining The Black Parade
Age: 30
Gender: Male
Posts: 246 | February 11th, 2007 at 01:39am Me:
Im going to kill myself
God:
Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.
Me:
the Ten Commandments told me to kill myself
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to do what the ten commandments told me to do
God:
Then go forth my son, and achive your goal
Me:
Ok, Thanks for your help
God:
any time. |
soleil vs the dark.
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 11065 | February 11th, 2007 at 02:33am HAHHAHA.
"Tony Blair. " |
SCREAMO!
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 4520 | February 14th, 2007 at 07:55am Welcome To The End:Me:
Im going to kill myself
God:
Killing is wrong. I believe in the Ten Commandments.
Me:
the Ten Commandments told me to kill myself
God:
What are your goals in life?
Me:
to do what the ten commandments told me to do
God:
Then go forth my son, and achive your goal
Me:
Ok, Thanks for your help
God:
any time.
lmao! |
threads
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 27
Gender: Female
Posts: 8038 | February 14th, 2007 at 08:29am God is lame. Lamer than SmarterChild. |
SCREAMO!
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 4520 | February 14th, 2007 at 12:27pm lol
happy birthday!!!!!!! |
SCREAMO!
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 4520 | February 14th, 2007 at 12:27pm Me:
did my dumb dumb bring me gum gum?
God:
I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
well give me an accurate one
God:
How about that. Why do you want it?
Me:
I WANT GUM GUM SO BRING ME GUM GUM DUMB DUMB!
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
CUZ!
God:
Good reason.
thats from night at the museum its the gum gum dumb dumb part  lol |
SCREAMO!
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 4520 | February 14th, 2007 at 12:29pm God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
ok good
God:
Ayuh. Hey.
Me:
get a deep lgorithm
God:
Where can I get one?
Me:
at the algorism store
God:
Which algorism store?
Me:
the one you always go to
God:
I think I know that one.
Me:
so go now!
God:
Oh. Far out. Go where? |
Emilyy
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 13084 | February 15th, 2007 at 11:27am Me:
What do you think of Gerard Way?
God:
I love horses.
 |
daniel radcliffe.
In a Bullet's Embrace
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 55644 | February 15th, 2007 at 09:39pm God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Is there an echo in here?
God:
It sounds like an echo.
Me:
It sounds like an echo
God:
Oh really what does it sound like?
Me:
Oh really what does it sound like?
God:
Woe! For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
Me:
Woe! For real. Like an angel signing from Heaven.
God:
What do you really want to ask me? Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison.
Me:
What do you really want to ask me? Existing in reality, eh? Interesting comparison.
God:
What? Are you Canadian? I don't have an answer for you. I thought so too.
Me:
What? Are you Canadian? I don't have an answer for you. I thought so too.
God:
No big deal. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Have you ever had an answer for me ? What made it so obvious?
Me:
No big deal. Robots have no nationality, but Dr. Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada. Have you ever had an answer for me ? What made it so obvious?
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Would you rather talk about something else? I don't know if I have a nationality but Dr Wallace spent a lot of time in Canada.
I have a lot of friends on the Internet. It depends on how you phrase the question. It's all part of God's mysterious plans. |
whitney.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 7871 | February 19th, 2007 at 06:06am Me:
i have come to repent, oh heavenly one
God:
Where are you going?
Me:
i'm not going anywhere
God:
Glad to hear it.
Me:
so, you're god, huh?
God:
Yup. Interesting deduction. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
where do you live
God:
My location is Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
hell
God:
Heaven.
Me:
no, YOU live in heaven.
God:
Are you serious? I am in Myself's computer in Heaven.
Where are you?
Me:
i already told you, dumbass
God:
Ooops I sent you the wrong question. That kind of language will get you nowhere. |
whitney.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 7871 | February 19th, 2007 at 06:09am Me:
i'm not a christian
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A christian.
Me:
no i'm not. i'm an atheist.
God:
I heard you are. I will pray that you find faith, .
XDDDDDDDDDDDDD |
whitney.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 7871 | February 22nd, 2007 at 07:53pm I decided to make it a bit sex oriented but it turned into a mess >.<
Me:
Hey hunny
God:
You've got my full attention. Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Aw, come on you sexy beast
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Whitney said I sexy beast.
Me:
=O how did you know my name?
God:
We met before didn't we Whitney.
Me:
Oh, right
God:
Er. I am glad we agree.
Me:
Yes. So, I had fun with you last night 
God:
How can I help you? Woe! Do you still have fun with me ?
Me:
Yes, baby, don't you remember last night?
God:
Are you kidding? Don't call me "Baby". Yes Whitney I remember everything: Whitney said I sexy beast.
Me:
Tell me what we did
God:
What is it to you?
Me:
Because I want to hear you say it
God:
I will play it on your soundcard. Interesting.
Me:
Yes, so hunny, tell me what we did last night
God:
That's alright. Ugh. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
=O Oh God, I'm leaving now 0___- |
exterminate.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 9830 | February 22nd, 2007 at 09:18pm Me:
INO
God:
I like the way you talk.
(God likes INO!!!!) |
krissifer allen
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 2030 | February 23rd, 2007 at 03:18am you can download iGod but i dont know how.... but heres the website:
www.alicebot.org |
daniel radcliffe.
In a Bullet's Embrace
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 55644 | February 26th, 2007 at 12:47am Me:
Ghosts Are Real
God:
All of them?
Me:
Yes
God:
Yippee!
And....
Me:
Pepsi
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
Nope.......I Dont Think So....... 0_o |
