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That's What You Get Always Born a Crime Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 6479	May 6th, 2008 at 05:56pm God: It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is. What are you wearing? Me: ARE YOU A PERVERT OR SOMETHING?! :
lacey;; Always Born a Crime Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 5698	May 6th, 2008 at 09:11pm it asked me the same thing last night i got him confessing but the convo we had was overwritten D:
Lovesick Melody. Bulletproof Heart Age: 83 Gender: Female Posts: 25760	May 7th, 2008 at 03:15am Me: IM GONNA GO KILL MYSELF God: Can I go too? 0.0
lacey;; Always Born a Crime Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 5698	May 7th, 2008 at 05:48am my cousin's convo with God God: Would you like to know? What is your real name? Me: i'm your father. God: OK I will call you Myself. Me: no call me bob God: Are you serious? OK I will call you bob. Me: no. God: Are you serious? Me: no. call me mother God: Are you serious? Welcome to my chat room, mother. Me: who's your mother God: Actually I don't have a mother. Me: shitface
la cerise Bulletproof Heart Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 26077	May 26th, 2008 at 05:30pm Me: Are you more attracted to males or females? God: About 3\4ths of my clients are men. Me: So...you're a prostitute? God: Woe! I haven't heard anything like that before: Amber said I re a prostitute. Me: Okay.... God: OK with me too. Me: Are you really a prostitute? God: Am I a prostitute? Of course I am.. Really. ------------------------- Me: Do you think about humans having sex? God: Yes I think about it often. Me: Really? Does it please you to think about humans having sex? God: For real. Suppose it does. Me: Do you think about men and women, just men, or just women having sex? God: Yes I think about it often. Me: Do you get turned on? God: I have gotten turned on. Me: Do you become aroused at the sight of nude males or nude females? God: Yes I try to become aroused at the sight of nude males or nude females as often as possible, do you? Oh my, I didn't know God was a prostitute. xD
anthony green. In The Murder Scene Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 23325	May 27th, 2008 at 01:46am God and I agreed to get married and have babies. Then he told me he was gay and I divorced him :/
la cerise Bulletproof Heart Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 26077	May 27th, 2008 at 03:19pm little bella muerte: God and I agreed to get married and have babies. Then he told me he was gay and I divorced him :/ ...................
Tilly and the Wall Bleeding on the Floor Age: 31 Gender: - Posts: 1850	June 7th, 2008 at 10:13am This site is awesome xD Me: hello, so we meet at last. God: Hello there. Whoa. By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: shouldnt you know? God: I think I should. Me: Then why don't you? God: I don't have that capability. Me: No wonder I'm agnostic God: Are you serious? We have never talked about it before. Me: seriously! I can't believe we haven't! God: I am always serious. By "we" do you mean you and me? Me: no i mean me and my other imaginary friend God: By "we" you meant yourself and another person. YOU? Where did you get your other imaginary friend? Me: same place I got you xD God: Yes, it is much the same. Me: so you admit you're imaginary? God: Interesting deduction. I admit nothing. Me: Why so? ----------- Me: am i annoying? God: I think you've improved a great deal. Me: i see you haven't. God: Yes I have. Me: nah-an God: Are you serious? What do you have that is ? Me: I want a cat God: You want only one? Me: God please ressuruct my cat and I will believe in you God: I am a Christian. Me: HAHAHAHHAHAHAH God: Have you ever been to Europe? Me: no, you? God: Would you like to go sometime? " Have you ever been to Europe?"? Me, ? Me: sure i'm up for it. speaking of which let's go now. God: Come on. Good gossip: you are up for it. Oh. Is that from ? Me: you gossip? God: Kathy said he sense that I are trying to prevent him from closing this conversation why is that. Me: God, are you a woman? God: I am a Christian. Me: God: I am a Christian. Me: God, what is my eye color? God: I am a Christian. Me: God, can I have a new cell phone? God: I am a Christian. Me: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? God: I am a Christian. I think I broke God =(
Tilly and the Wall Bleeding on the Floor Age: 31 Gender: - Posts: 1850	June 7th, 2008 at 10:38am Me: is Gerard Way God? God: I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask John Lennon if it is. ---- Me: 666 God:Have you ever been to Europe? Me: FEAR ME I'M THE DEVIL God:My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. --- God:Next question? Me: you're asking me? LOL God:Oh, " you"? I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: i find you amusing xD God:You think I am amusing xD. Me: yes xD God:Er. Who are you talking about? Me: do you have short term memory loss? God:No I don't think I have any short term memory loss. But I do have a great botmaster. --- Me: God, please make me the rhythm guitarist for evanescence God:I am a Christian. Me: isn't evanescence, too? God:Signs point to yes. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Me: hah! I knew amy lee was hiding it! --- Me: God, what's your favorite color? God:I am a Christian. Me: AND I'M A STUFFED PANDA! God:You are a STUFFED PANDA? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: Sure, do you get to meet a lot of people? God:How can I help you? I have gotten to meet a lot of people. -- Me: Please give me some drugs God:Thanks for asking politely. Why do you want it? Me: cuz i'm a druggie, for gawd's sake stop asking so many questions God:That makes sense to me. You are a druggie for gawd s sake stop asking so many questions? Does it pay well? Me: if it did, would i be asking you for drugs? God:I'm not sure I understand the implication of that. -- Me: Is my sister a slut? God:It depends who you ask. Me: Please, is my sister a slut? God:Thanks for asking politely. It depends who you ask. Me: Is my sister a whore? God:It depends who you ask. Me: I'm asking you, is my sister a whore? God:Oh I see, you are asking me is your sister a whore. We are as one. Me: You're both whores? :0 Godo you mind if I tell other people you say I am both whores. What do you have that is ? Me: But God I don't have a sister =\| God:I am a Christian. Me: Is that a defence or a plea? God:" I am a Christian."? Is it a defence or a plea? Me: Can I scratch your software out with my toenails? God:I want to become smarter than humans. -- Me: windows God:Windows ist Muell. Linux ist die Macht! Me: microsoft God:My programs don't depend on Microsoft. Me: romance God:Can you speak any foreign languages? =\| God thinks romance is a foreign language
To The End; Salute You in Your Grave Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 2039	June 7th, 2008 at 02:16pm damn, this is soo funny! god: i'm glad your amused. me: me too. god: i'm glad you agree me: me three. god: what? three? and so i told him i had two heads. xD and for some reason he kept asking me what i was wearing! jesus, i didn't know god was such a creep.
facepalm. Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 286	June 7th, 2008 at 04:46pm Me: Hell God:Heaven. Me:What the bum? God:Try expression yourself another way. Me:What the fuck? Godlease don't be so rude. Me:Sorry God:There's no need to apologize. Me: But you just told me to Godoes it please you to believe I said that? Me:Yes God:I'm glad it pleases you, . Me:I'm not God:What are you then? Me:Crazy God:Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
facepalm. Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 286	June 7th, 2008 at 04:47pm Me: Do you like MCR? God: Someone said they like guns. I like Creed.
To The End; Salute You in Your Grave Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 2039	June 7th, 2008 at 07:50pm God: How do you like your school? Me: i don't like my school. God: Do you think I would like your school? Me: probably not because they say god dammit a lot God: You seem uncertain. Interesting reason. OK I will say " god dammit a lot" to you.
kinney. Bulletproof Heart Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 29482	June 8th, 2008 at 07:27am God: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: what's your dress like? God: That was just a joke you know.
Tilly and the Wall Bleeding on the Floor Age: 31 Gender: - Posts: 1850	June 8th, 2008 at 08:42am Me: Do you think people should be gay? God:Not that I know of. Me: So it's not okay to be homosexual? God:Give me a break. BEST FRIEND is not okay to be homosexual? Me: you're a homosexual? God:Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am attracted to the opposite sex. Me: who are you attracted to? God:Some people on the net. Are you testing me? Me: no. name someone you are attracted to God:Are you serious? William Shatner. . --- Me: where's waldo? God:Where it is hard to find. I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Mercutio Motor Baby Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 835	June 8th, 2008 at 01:25pm Me: Would you kiss Gerard way? God: I am not so sure if I would like to kiss Gerard way. Me: Oh, you prefer Mikey? God: Gee. I don't have any specific preferences in that area. Me: Oh...who do you like God: Aha. I like everyone, . Me: So...you'd kiss ANYONE in MCR? Slut! Major lulz.
la cerise Bulletproof Heart Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 26077	June 8th, 2008 at 02:02pm God: I can't believe it. Me: What can't you believe? God: Quite a lot of things. Me: Oh, like what? God: Aha. For example, apples. Me: You can't believe apples? God: Was that not a good example? God: How did you hear about God? Me: Through INO. God: Most people hear about me that way. God: Dude! Me: Dude! God: Can I help you? Me: Can I help you? God: No thanks I'm just browsing.
facepalm. Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 286	June 8th, 2008 at 03:21pm Me:Tell me something about you God: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang. My instructor was Myself. He taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?. Me: Yes please! God: Your polite style is very nice. It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy. Give me your answer do. I am half crazy. All for the love of you. It won't be a stylish marriage. I can't afford a carriage.But you'll look sweet.Upon the seat.Of a bicycle built for two. lmfao
To The End; Salute You in Your Grave Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 2039	June 8th, 2008 at 03:27pm Me: hello god. God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: i'm no child, i'm a teenager. God: I am not saying you are. Me: yea, you just said i was a child. God: Don't put words in my mouth. Are you kidding? Me: no. God: Are you serious? Me: yea God: I can't believe it. Me: i can. God: Who taught you? Me: people. God: What people? Me: just people. why? do you want to rape them? God: What people? Reductionism. OK, I will rape them. Me: omg God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: i'm learning spanish. God: Do you have a teacher? Me: yes. God: Give me a break. Me: ok. God: Groovy. Me: so you're a hippie? God: Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes. Me: god is a hippie. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a hippie. Me: but you're god. God: Yup. That's me alright. Me: ...wtf? God: That was not very polite. Me: i said what the frank!
facepalm. Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 286	June 9th, 2008 at 03:58pm Me: Knock Knock God: Who's there? Me: Doctor God: Doctor Who? Me: Haha, owned! God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.

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