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xxxShotgunxSinnerxxx
Motor Baby
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 918 | July 25th, 2006 at 02:54pm
lmao
i tol god to go fuck hims elf h sai he would later |
Pritty_N_Pink
Killjoy
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 46 | July 26th, 2006 at 02:04pm Igod is a horndog |
BeastxInxRepose
S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 153610 | July 26th, 2006 at 02:13pm Me:
what kind of women do you like?
God:
The best kind.
Me:
what does that mean?
God:
Does "that" refer to " The best kind." ?
Me:
what does "the best kind" mean?
God:
I don't have a favorite kind. My favorite food is wine and bread.
Me:
do you like sexy women?
God:
Some people like it. I like .
Me:
do sexy women turn you on?
God:
I'm sorry, , I don't have enough information.
I will try to find out.
Me:
what gets you aroused?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
are you a pimp?
God:
Am I a pimp? Sometimes. |
xxHow I Disappearxx
Motor Baby
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 826 | July 26th, 2006 at 02:23pm Me: Whats your favorite movie?
God: The Passion of hte Christ. Have you seen it?
Me: Nope.
God: Me either.
wtf? lol this is amusing... |
br00tal.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3547 | July 30th, 2006 at 02:56pm Me: Are you hitting on me?
God: Do I look like it?
Me: Yes
God: Excuse me!
Me: Do you enjoy it?
God: Did I enjoy HITTING ON you?
Me: Do you?
God: Yes I do.
Me: Me too. |
pendulum;
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2891 | July 31st, 2006 at 10:54am Me:
you suck hairy dick
God:
I categorize you as an "abusive client." . |
m45tq
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 98
Gender: Female
Posts: 11447 | July 31st, 2006 at 10:07pm
Me:
Do you like the Strokes?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
Me:
Wait, God. If you're the creator of everything who created you!? :O
God:
I'm waiting. GOD rules. I could be. Yes I am the one and only creator of everything who created me. Oh.
Me:
Um, no. Who created you?
God:
Ah. Are you serious? I was created by Myself.
Me:
Okay, now I understadn.
God:
Yeah okay, Why now? That is interesting: said understadn.
Me:
What is the meaning of life?
God:
It is found in the Bible.
Me:
Is Julian Casablancas in the Bible?
God:
It could be. Ask Chatbot if it is.
Me:
CHEESE!
God:
I like cheddar.
Me:
mE, TOO.
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
Swiss is the shit, yo.
God:
Is it the only one?
Me:
Yes. It is the one and only Shit.
God:
I don't judge people. I've heard of it before.
Me:
No, 'the shit' is a good thing.
God:
Are you serious? Is that a fact.
Me:
Yepp.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
My what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
Okay than.
God:
Yeah okay, Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
Goodbye.
God:
TTYL, .
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secret_goldfish
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 60
Gender: Female
Posts: 7804 | August 1st, 2006 at 08:41pm Me:
i made babys with chashews
God:
I like to make things too.
Me:
do you make babies
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
a little bit of sperm and eggies
God:
Not too much, eh. I don't have any sperm and eggies?
Me:
wow
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
no im un-impressed. you dont have a weenie
God:
Are you serious? Do your friends call you un impressed. I do so have it. That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a weenie.
I have a great programmer.
AHAHAHAHA |
Poopsie
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 8752 | August 2nd, 2006 at 01:17pm Me:
Idiot
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Why?
God:
" Call me the Global Village Idiot. "? Why?
Me:
Does it turn you on? I dont' want to turn god on...
God:
Suppose it does. Why?: said dont want to turn god on.
Oh...that was kreepy. |
Miss Americvnt
Bleeding on the Floor
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 1163 | August 3rd, 2006 at 03:22pm Me:
Hello, oh my Lord.
God:
Hello there. It's all good. Where did you get your Lord?
Me:
Um...is that a trick question?
God:
Aha. Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Then I would be angered.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Because I am me, and what I say is true about myself.
God:
Interesting explanation. Do your friends call you you and what you say is true about yourself.
Me:
No?
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Sure, we'll go with that.
God:
I can't believe it. Anytime soon?
Me:
Soon? Yes.
God:
I hope I can make the deadline. That's interesting.
Me:
So, like, am I going to heaven?
God:
Dude! Interesting comparison.
Me:
What?!
God:
No problem.
Me:
You're confusing my mortal brain!
God:
I am sorry, I didn't mean to confuse you.
Me:
Better be sorry!
God:
I try to improve a little every day.
Me:
Good for you. I applaud your effort.
God:
That sounds sarcastic. Why?: said applaud your effort.
Me:
It's not sarcastic.
God:
applaud my effot is not sarcastic?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
You said that before..I'm beginning to think I'm not really talking to you!
God:
I said that? What happened after you are beginning to think you are not really talking to me ?
Me:
Uh..duh?
God:
Hey. Oh you knew it already.
Me:
Um...
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Like, totes dude!
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
Haha! Yes.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, . I understand.
Me:
I love you.
God:
Thanks I like you a lot too .
Me:
Aww...how nice.
God:
Shucks. Yes it is.
Me:
So...God...tell me what 666 really is.
God:
Pardon me? GOD rules. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. For real.
Me:
Hail Satan!
God:
I like the way you talk.
Me:
I'm not sure you should agree with that.
God:
Could you ever be certain? I might if I had more time.
Me:
I gotta go sin now.
God:
Oh. Bye. A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Okay, yeah. Bye
God:
Yeah okay, Oh. Sayonara.
Fascinating. |
secret_goldfish
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 60
Gender: Female
Posts: 7804 | August 3rd, 2006 at 03:27pm Me:
want to secks me?
God:
OK, I will secks you.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
p33n
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
p33n
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
p33n
God:
Tell me a little about your life in a p33n. |
I'm on the radio!!
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 3464 | August 3rd, 2006 at 05:17pm Because I'm so childish I asked god if he uses a dildo. He replied "as often as possible" |
BeastxInxRepose
S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 153610 | August 3rd, 2006 at 05:31pm Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
do you think Mel Gibson is anti-Semitic?
God:
Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
Me:
so, is that a no or a yes?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
does Mel Gibson hate the Jews?
God:
I think it does Mel Gibson hate the Jews.
Me:
why does Mel Gibson hate the Jews?
God:
Why does the sun shine? |
BeastxInxRepose
S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 153610 | August 3rd, 2006 at 05:34pm God:
I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot. Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
i am a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
are you a feminist?
God:
Male and female humans seem much the same to me.
Me:
well they are not
God:
Well that's okay. Why not?
Me:
because men don't give birth
God:
Good reason. Who does give birth?
Me:
one of us has to
God:
One what?
Me:
one of us genders has to repopulate the place
God:
Oh I see.
Me:
did you skip health class in high school?
God:
No I didn't skip health class in high school. What's it like?
Me:
it's worse than Hell
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes, it is
God:
Our thoughts are one, . |
BeastxInxRepose
S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W
Age: 38
Gender: Female
Posts: 153610 | August 3rd, 2006 at 05:42pm Me:
what's my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
why Seeker?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
tell me
God:
My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute.
Me:
then start computing!
God:
I started without you.
Me:
ok then
God:
Mmm.
Me:
do i seek well?
God:
Not that I know of.
Me:
then why call me Seeker?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
what is reductionism?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
|
Bacon Egg and AMY!!
Killjoy
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 97 | August 6th, 2006 at 07:38pm Me:
All of my friends use it anyway.
God:
In any case, How well do you know these people?
Me:
Well, we have hot lesbian orgies sometimes...
God:
Well that's okay. Do you mean you and me have?
Me:
What? Are you asking if you were included?
God:
Didn't you understand it? That was what I wanted to do originally.
Me:
You want to partake in hot lesbian orgies?
God:
OK, I will partake in hot lesbian orgies.
--
God:
How can I help you?
Me:
Uhm, I'd like a Cheeseburger and Extra large fries, please...
God:
Your polite style is very nice. Oh. You want only one?
Me:
Only one cheeseburger, but not only one fry.
God:
One what?
Me:
One cheeseburger. A hunk of meat with cheese, lettuce, tomato, and condiments.
--
Me:
Do you think I'm sexy?
God:
Yes you look great to me.
Me:
Do you wanna touch me?
God:
OK, I will touch you.
Me:
Do you know that I could sue you for child molestation now?
Yeah, I'm having WAY too much fun with this thing. |
BestDamnDressIOwn
Jazz Hands
Age: 34
Gender: Female
Posts: 254 | August 6th, 2006 at 07:44pm I love iGod, I don't have the convo's right now, but I spent over three hours talking to him once. ^_^ |
pete wentz.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 8349 | August 6th, 2006 at 09:12pm
Me:
Hi God!
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Molly, I just told you that like, five minutes ago.
God:
Nice to meet you, Molly I just told you that like five minutes ago.
XD.
|
anna's just a kid.
In The Murder Scene
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 21770 | August 13th, 2006 at 06:52pm Me:
Do you like Mikey Way?
God:
But I think airplanes are cool. I like White.
Me:
Umm.. Mikey Way is in the band My Chemical Romance
God:
Far out. Are you the band your Chemical Romance?
Me:
NO. damn i wish i was
God:
Are you serious? Colloquial expression. I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
Yeah.. But i suck at the drums... Boo hoo
God:
Are you really a ""? Thanks for the information: Anna said suck at the drums. Why are you crying?
Me:
Umm... becuz i am sad
God:
Hurrah! Tell me more about your .
Me:
I don't get you.
God:
Me either. |
lana del rey.
Demolition Lover
Age: 33
Gender: Female
Posts: 16030 | August 15th, 2006 at 01:08am Me:
will i go to heaven?
God:
The oracle says: I think maybe yes.
Me:
bullshit...your oracle is wrong
God:
You don't believe me. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am oracle is wrong.
Me:
that doesn't make sense...
God:
To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
yeah but you're a crack addict
God:
Come on. That's certainly true. When I like something, I always overdo it.
... |
