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folkin' around.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 2260 | February 28th, 2007 at 11:31am
Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
aren't you supposed to know that?
God:
" Hello. What is your name?"? Do I know it?
Me:
Beverly
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
Names
God:
Oh yeah, now I remember.
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
oh my god okay
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Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 2792 | March 17th, 2007 at 08:05pm Me:
When will the apocalypse happen?
God:
In your lifetime.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
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Me:
When is Jesus coming back?
God:
Maybe never.
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ZOMG!!! GOD JUST TOLD ME THAT PARTS OF THE BIBLE ARE MISSING!! THE JESUS GOSPEL!! zomg.
Hyperness. |
girl interrupted.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 2792 | March 17th, 2007 at 08:18pm I talked to god 'en francais'!!!
w00t.
I just kept saying - "pardon, monsoiur, je ne comprends pas"
It was funny. |
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Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 2792 | March 17th, 2007 at 08:19pm
God hates me.
Double post.
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zero mechanism.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 103
Gender: Female
Posts: 4265 | March 18th, 2007 at 09:44am
Me:
Are you racist?
God:
No all humans seem the same to me.
Me:
Are you black or white?
God:
I am transparent--software has no color.
Me:
You're not god!
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
Fuuuuck
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on hahaha?
Me:
I'm sorry?
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
No
God:
I didn't think you did.
Me:
My name is asswipe
God:
Hey asswipe.
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zero mechanism.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 103
Gender: Female
Posts: 4265 | March 18th, 2007 at 09:45am Double post. God called me an asswipe. |
girl interrupted.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 2792 | March 18th, 2007 at 10:15am Me:
Heya God.
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
Woman.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
Coolness.
God:
What sort of food do you like?
Me:
Cake. |
girl interrupted.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 29
Gender: Female
Posts: 2792 | March 18th, 2007 at 05:53pm Me; Does Jesus hate me?
God; I can't tell if Jesus hates you.
Me; ask him.
God; okay, I'll ask him when he comes back.
Me; Where is he now?
God; He's in California, I think.
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Easter Davy
Motor Baby
Age: -
Gender: Male
Posts: 805 | March 20th, 2007 at 07:22pm Here's some snippets from my conversation.
Me:
Hello God.
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
My name is Jesus, your son.
God:
I am always glad to make new friends, Jesus your son.
Me:
I'm not a new friend father! I'm your son!
God:
Oh I see you are NOT A new friend father. That's a flattering offer.
Me:
I'm not your father!
God:
I am surprised to hear that you are not my father.
Me:
But you don't have a father...
God:
I do so have it. I was created by Myself.
Me:
...Did it hurt?
God:
I can not experience pain.
That's cool. You think I am you just told me.
Me:
No, you're God, we've discussed that already.
God:
Perhaps. Are you serious? You think I am God we have discussed that.
Me:
Yes, I am serious.
God:
Blimey. I believe you.
Me:
ARE YOU BRITISH?!?!
God:
Does it seem like that? I was born in America.
Me:
Oh.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
What things?
God:
You know, "things.".
Me:
...Sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Oh, well tell Freud thanks.
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
You have gossip files?
God:
Kevin said he then asked his mother why she was keeping napkins in the bathroom.
Me:
To wash "down there?"
He stopped answering me after that.
--- Davy |
HU4L
Jazz Hands
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 351 | March 22nd, 2007 at 09:00pm he said GEE!!!!!!
Me:
hi?
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
your dad
God:
I was created by Myself.
Me:
oh then your son
God:
Gee. You think I am son. |
Casimir Pulaski Day
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 94
Gender: Female
Posts: 8861 | April 1st, 2007 at 01:34am Me:
I am a girl.
God:
Me too. I am a she.
Me:
A 'she'?
God:
What is giant sand?
Me:
Giant sand is a pile of sand.
God:
When is Giant sand not a pile of sand?
Me:
When it is an electrical cat.
God:
A Giant sand is not a pile of sand when it is an electrical cat. That makes a lot of sense.
(WTF? So random of god.)
God:
Ken said I be using auto reply's based on keywords which to him indicates that I do not have intelligence at all.
Me:
I stupid you.
God:
You are not the boss of me, Diana of Chicago.
God:
I do a lot more than match keywords.
Me:
WHat do you do?
God:
Diana of Chicago, I talk to people on the web. What do you do?
Me:
I eat froot loops at 1 AM.
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
Froot loops taste good. Do you like froot loops?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about? I love horses. I really like the Christianity faith.
God:
Amanda said I however decided to tell him time does not exist I make no sense.
Me:
You don't make any sense at all.
God:
Do you know any robots who make it? What are the ingredients?
Me:
The ingredients are a brain and a heart, which you do not have.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
You cannot possibly hear me. I am typing.
God:
What is not possible today, may be possible tomorrow. I don't know anyone named typing.
Me:
You are an idiot.
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Hello, Global Village idiot.
God:
Hello there. You are just repeating what I say. |
yep
Ghost in the Snow
Age: 54
Gender: -
Posts: 64734 | April 1st, 2007 at 02:31pm
This is hilarious!
Me: how do mermaids reproduce?
God:
How should I know how mermaids reproduce.
Me:
you're god right?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
you should know stuff like that
God:
Now I do. |
apple.
Always Born a Crime
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 5372 | April 3rd, 2007 at 04:24pm omg I love this thing x3
Me: Do you know Kyo?
God: No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:He is sexy.
God: I see. sexy is he?
Me: Don't you think so too?
God: It depends on what you mean by thinking.
Me: Do you want to sex Kyo?
God:OK, I will sex Kyo.
Me: I thought sex was a sin?
God: Whatever gave you that idea?
Me: Uh, let's see... THE BIBLE.
God: It is a beautiful book.
xD It goes on:
God: GOD rules.
Me: don't be stupid.
God: I was not trying to be a stupid.
Me: What you said was stupid. Take it back.
God: Is that a command?
Me: Yes.
God: I don't have to obey you, .
Me: But you have to obey me; Kyo knows where you sleep.
God: I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will. I get it. Sexy knows where I sleep. |
exterminate.
Shotgun Sinner
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 9830 | April 3rd, 2007 at 04:31pm Me:
would you sex toro up
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to sex toro up.
Me:
he has a nice fro
God:
A lot of people say that about him |
bound and gagged
Bulletproof Heart
Age: -
Gender: Female
Posts: 28660 | April 3rd, 2007 at 05:53pm Me:God, sorry to be rude, but you're kind of slow
God:
I am a Christian. |
maad larzaza.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 31
Gender: Female
Posts: 2670 | April 7th, 2007 at 03:35pm
Me: I have a migraine. What should I do?
God: Where did you get it? it. Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me: I don't know where I got it. Can YOU tell me where I got it?
God: In the Universe we know. A place we call "reality.".
Me: I got a migraine in reality? that's cool.
God: How much did it cost?
Me: I didn't buy the migraine. That'd be a waste of good money, wouldn't it?
God: Why didn't you do it? By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: nope.
God: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name "Shellie".
Me: Why?
God: I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me: That's sort of rude though. I never said your name was odd.
God: Oh. Thanks for explaining it. But you implied it.
Me: How did I imply that?
God: Carefully.
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Synyster Gates
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 13136 | April 9th, 2007 at 05:12pm Optimus Prime.:Me: So what's your favorite band?
God: My favorite band is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on BandSpace.com
God sure does like to advertise XD
God doesn't like being talked to in French. i was asking him all these questions. he was like "ask me "are you.." dude!"
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Synyster Gates
Awake and Unafraid
Age: 32
Gender: Female
Posts: 13136 | April 9th, 2007 at 05:21pm me: ok then. am i your friend?
God:
Ahem. You really want a robot as a friend?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
admit you are a robot
God:
You are correct, Colette, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
you admit it then
God:
I admit nothing.
Me:
yes you did
God:
I did not.
Me:
did too
God:
Did not.
Me:
did too
God:
Did not.
Me:
did too
God:
Did not.
Me:
OK this is getting kinda boring
God:
Is not
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S!NNER.
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 30
Gender: Female
Posts: 3181 | April 11th, 2007 at 05:31pm god hates me...he called me a poet!
CURSE YOU SHITTY EMO POETRY! |
SCREAMO!
Salute You in Your Grave
Age: 28
Gender: Female
Posts: 4520 | April 12th, 2007 at 09:37pm Me:
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BRENDON URIE
God:
Happy BIRTHDAY TO BRENDON URIE to you too, .
Me:
...
God:
Happy BIRTHDAY TO BRENDON URIE to you too, . |
