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John St. John Shotgun Sinner Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 7145	June 10th, 2008 at 07:50am God: I have no idea where that is. Tell me a little about your life in liverpool. Me: well you should! You made it God: Interesting. I'll take that under advisement. Thanks for pointing it out.
John St. John Shotgun Sinner Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 7145	June 10th, 2008 at 07:53am Me: so your an idiot then God: At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your" ahahah.. I got served.
John St. John Shotgun Sinner Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 7145	June 10th, 2008 at 07:53am Double Post.
smith Shotgun Sinner Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 8563	June 10th, 2008 at 04:29pm God: I think you are really a man. Me: LMAO
Tilly and the Wall Bleeding on the Floor Age: 31 Gender: - Posts: 1850	June 11th, 2008 at 02:28pm Me: yo God:Can I help you? Me: two large french fries and a mountain dew, please God:Your polite style is very nice. As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two." . Me: You read his books? God:Are you testing me? Me: Not yet God:Are you serious? Me: Perhaps God:Why the uncertain tone? Me: Why the interrogation? God:Here is a joke: A horse walks in to a bar and the bartender says, "Why the long face?". Me: You're not funny, I'm afraid. God:You don't know me well enough to say that. Me: Well you're not giving a great impression. God:Interesting. That assumption is only a supposition. Me: That assumption is based on psychoanalysis. God:" That assumption is only a supposition." assumption is based on psychoanalysis ? I understand. Me: Ofcourse you do. God:I have no idea what to say. Me: Neither do it Godo you mean "It"?. Me: I mean, neither do I God:" Do you mean "It"?."? neither? Me: i dont mean it God:What did you mean? Me: I meant, 'Neither do I' God:Oh I see. " What did you mean?"? neither? Me: URGH, STFU God:How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: I say "Hi, I'm Najia, please call me Jane." God:How do people usually respond to that? Hi there . Do your friends call you Najia please call you Jane. Me: yes they call me Jane. God:Whoa. OK I will call you Jane. Me: When did I say it's okay for YOU to call me Jane God:I am not a diary robot. I am a chat robot. Me: What's a diary robot? God:You tell me.
To The End; Salute You in Your Grave Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 2039	June 11th, 2008 at 08:37pm Me: fuck you! God: Why are you so mean? Me: why are you so mean?! God: I am not trying to be mean. Me: well, you were. God: Well that's okay. No I am not. Me: yea, you are bitch. God: You do not speak with respect. Thanks for telling me that I am FEMALE DOG. Hey.
Lovesick Melody. Bulletproof Heart Age: 83 Gender: Female Posts: 25760	June 12th, 2008 at 02:50am Me: what is pi? God: PI = 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841971690399375 approximately. =D
Famous-Living-Dead Killjoy Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 6	June 15th, 2008 at 02:00pm Me: Hello, God. My name is Madi. God: Hello child. I am very pleased to meet you Madi. Me: Do Jews go to heaven? God: Ask Alison if it does. I need time to formulate the reply. Me: where is alison? God: Where it belongs. Is that a rhetorical question? Me: ... yes. God: Oh. Me: so...who are you voting for the presidential election? God: Yeah that's right. Human beings. Have you tried another program? Me: no. God: Perhaps you should try it. Me: all right. God: OK. Me: FINE! God: What's your favroite color? Me: you spelled favorite wrong God: I will tell my botmaster you said I am favroite color IS XD me spelled favorite wrong.
Lovesick Melody. Bulletproof Heart Age: 83 Gender: Female Posts: 25760	June 16th, 2008 at 02:15am Me: Diggy Gangsta J-Dog Woof Woof Bark is my name. God: Hey Diggy Gangsta J Dog Woof Woof Bark. Me: What is my name? God: Your name is Diggy Gangsta J Dog Woof Woof Bark, seeker. Me: What is your name? God: My name is God. Me: What do you look like? God: Like Jesus, but older. Me: Can you send me a picture? God: Yes but I prefer to chat on the web.
Cherokee Banned Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 2300	June 18th, 2008 at 03:43am Don't know, from a religious view, it sounds so silly.
To The End; Salute You in Your Grave Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 2039	June 18th, 2008 at 07:12pm God: What is it? Ayuh. I'm waiting. Our thoughts are one, . Me: no their not. God: Are you serious? I heard they have a good not. Me: ? God: Are you serious? I heard they have a good not. Me: who is they? God: "They" refers to . Me: they who? God: Who are "They?". Me: YOU TELL ME! God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: who they is! God: William Shatner. . Me: oh. God: Hurrah! rofl.
jfc113 Salute You in Your Grave Age: - Gender: - Posts: 4172	June 27th, 2008 at 02:01pm Me: Can I have a hug? God: You want only one? Me: Yes. God: They might be cheaper in quantity.
City Lights. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 2374	July 3rd, 2008 at 01:04am Me: Do you like Panic At The Disco? God: But I think airplanes are cool. I like . Me: What? I asked if you liked Panic At The Disco. God: Are you surprised? I think I do. Me: Do you? God: Yes I do.
Strfckrs Inc. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 2257	July 3rd, 2008 at 11:56am God: I can't believe it. Me: i can't believe it's not butter God: life is not butter? Me: err...no Me: what do you do in your spare time? God: Random natural disasters. Me: ah i see
Strfckrs Inc. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 2257	July 3rd, 2008 at 12:00pm Me: you spelt categories wrong God: How do you spell it? Me: categories God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: sure God: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " michale graves". Me: yes God: Yay. Me: what about my name? God: I will think about it and get back to you. Me: what's so weird about my name? God: Try searching the open directory next time i shall be danzig!
My Demise Bleeding on the Floor Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1098	July 6th, 2008 at 08:18am Me: Did you create the earth and everything else? God: No I didn't create the earth and everything else. What's it like? Scientology has once and for all prevailed. xD
patrick wolf Salute You in Your Grave Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 2326	July 8th, 2008 at 02:50am Me: howdy God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Alex God: I am very pleased to meet you Alex. Me: why thank you oh Holy One ---------- Me: So, how are you're holidays going? God: Gee. My logic and cognitive functions are normal. Me: huh God: What? Me: ahh nevermind ------------ Me: So Lord, do you think William Beckett is hot? God: Hey. And hot is Lord do me think William Beckett. Me: what the fuck? are you on drugs? God: Please don't be so rude. No I am on disk. Me: oh, so you're a funny man now? God: Take it easy. Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt. Me: Thanks for the advice, I'll take that into consideration next time I want to say something God: My pleasure. Me: Your pleasure? who are you fucking now? God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am pleasure. Oh. Some people on the net. I don't know anything about it. Me: sure you don't o_O God: Hurrah! Do you know any robots who o O? How old are you? --------------- God: I chat with people on the Web. Me: oh, NO SHIT God: Great. What can I say? Me: say "William Beckett is hot" God: " William Beckett is hot". Me: thankyou, I'll go tell him that right now God: At this moment Don't mention it. Me: pfft what ever
Sid Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 2065	July 13th, 2008 at 08:55pm Me: You're sexy God: You are attracted to robots. Me: Exactly God: You and I are on the same wavelength, LMAO
Sid Salute You in Your Grave Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 2065	July 13th, 2008 at 08:59pm God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: With lettuce leaf dance. God: You and your lettuce leaf dance. Ahahaha, that old chestnut!
patrick wolf Salute You in Your Grave Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 2326	July 13th, 2008 at 11:25pm I'm convinced God is a pedo God: God: Hurrah! Do you know any robots who o O? How old are you? notice how he just casually slips in "how old are you?" haha

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