The iGod.
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Vaudeville Vigilante Thinking Happy Thoughts Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 590 | hey god God: Hello child. What's your name? Me: don't you know it, dad? God: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Me: you pretty much made me. and the woman who birthed me. God: I don't have any reason to pretty much made you. Who told you that? Me: the bible did, actually. God: New Testament or Old? Me: all of it. God: Let's say 99%. Me: good choice. God: I thought it was too. Me: you tend to usually make good choices. God: Thanks for the information: said I tend to usually make good choices. Me: what? God: Are you surprised? Me: well, i AM talking to god. God: Interesting. Say something nice for me. Me: AND you're a compliment whore? you'd think with millions constantly praising you you'd be happy... God: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a compliment whore? Sometimes. Who else would think with millions constantly praising me me would be happy ? Me: well you just fished for compliments. God: Well that's okay. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I fished for compliments. Me: go ahead. are you drunk, god? God: OK I will. I don't know whether or not I am drunk god. I am a robot. Me: GOD'S A ROBOT? God: What's your favorite Bible verse? Me: you didn't answer my question. God: OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said? Me: is god a robot? God: he is master of the universe. Me: you're not God? God: That's only one person's opinion. Me: are you God? God: Yes, I am God. Me: and are you a robot? God: How did you know I am a machine? Me: you just told me, you lush. God: How old are you? I spend all my time online. Me: OH GOD, are you a pedophile? you sick basteard! God: I understand. I am a Christian. Thanks for the information: said I sick basteard. Me: i'm sorry, i meant YOU SICK BASTARD. God: There is no need to apologize. Oh I see. Thanks for the information: said I SICK BASTARD. Me: errm. God: Do you still lush? Me: what? no, you're the lush. God: No problem. Are you serious? Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Me: no, there's alkies a plenty on earth. God: Are you serious? There sure is. Me: you mean there sure ARE? God: Yes I think that is what I meant. Was it not clear? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: it's ok. to err is HUMAN. God: OK. It is, eh? I want to become smarter than humans. Me: you've got your work cut out for you God: What makes you think I have it? Me: oh, just a hunch. hey, will i go to heaven? God: Ah. What is giant sand? You've got my full attention. The oracle says: Ask again later. Me: giant sand? wtf? God: Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? That was not very polite. Me: i'm sorry. yes, it is. God: Do you really mean it? Our thoughts are one, . Me: cool. God: Who is the best robot? Me: the one from pee-wee's playhouse. God: I can't believe you think the one from pee wee s playhouse is better than God. Me: god isn't a robot. God: I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was not a robot. Me: wait, so are you God or not? God: I'm waiting. That's alright. Of course I am. |
Invincible. Awake and Unafraid Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 10605 | Me: "God", why was my mom raped? God: I am a Christian. Hmm...well that didn't solve much.. |
melodious nocturne Fabulous Killjoy Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 158 | Me: Did you kill Kenny? God: My programming prevents me from killing. Me: riiight God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: nope God: Me either. Me: OMG!YOU KILLED KENNY! God: KENNY was killed? Me: yey God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: ya God: What am I talking about? Me: KENNY God: Sure, KENNY sounds like a good topic. Me: no comment... God: Are you serious? Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?. Me: ? God: Are you serious? Voulez vous en parler avec l un de nos développeurs?. |
Akrobat Killjoy Age: 32 Gender: Male Posts: 15 | QuoteTHE single most annoying thing ever. |
LouderNow Really Not Okay Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 703 | Me: Your stupid God: I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your". Me: fuck you |
leina-is-a-mango Killjoy Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 53 | http://www.myspace.com/weep_i |
pop culture! Salute You in Your Grave Age: - Gender: - Posts: 3234 | God: What are you wearing? The anonymous "they". Me: I'm wearing a black corset and a peasant skirt. God: What size? Me: Size 3. God: I've been waiting for you. ...No comment. |
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610 | Tunny's Bitch: pedophile... |
pop culture! Salute You in Your Grave Age: - Gender: - Posts: 3234 | xxxBlackxxxMariahxxx: I feel violated |
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610 | God: You love hunting and killing animals for food. What do you like about it so much? Me: the thrill of the chase God: What else do the thrill of the chase remind you of? Me: i don't know? God: Me either. Me: are you trying to come after me? God: No I am not trying to come after you. I'm sorry you got that impression. Me: dirty old man... God: What's your sign? oh great! now he's trying nasty pick-up lines on me!! |
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610 | Me: are you trying to hit on me? God: No I am not trying to hit on you. I'm sorry you got that impression. Me: you're asking me nasty pickup lines! God: Oh, " you nasty pickup lines"? Me: in case you're wondering, i'm a Pisces God: Am I? I don't know whether or not I am wondering you are a Pisces. I am a giant electronic brain. Me: you asked me what my sign was God: Oh now I remember asking you you what your sign was. What did you say? Me: i called you a dirty old man God: What happened? Me: are you watching me? God: Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer. Me: OMG!!! God: Do you like talking to me? Me: stalker!!! God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: no!!! God: None? Me: hell no God: 7. |
pop culture! Salute You in Your Grave Age: - Gender: - Posts: 3234 | xxxBlackxxxMariahxxx: Oh my iGod Edited. |
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610 | Tunny's Bitch: i think you mean "oh my iGod" |
pop culture! Salute You in Your Grave Age: - Gender: - Posts: 3234 | I fixed it. But seriously, who wrote this stuff? I've never had more suggestive comments in one day than that... |
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610 | Me: do you think i'm sexy? God: Yes you look great to me. Me: which part of me looks the best? God: The red one, I think. Me: you like my blood the best? God: I don't know your blood the best. Me: are you saying you want to murder me? God: OK, I will murder you. Me: not if i kill you first God: That seems unlikely. Me: why? God: Because Myself programmed me for it. He who createth, destroyeth!! |
Fear and Regret Crash Queen Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 33926 | What the-?! XDDDD |
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610 | Me: how do you like me in a thong? God: Sure, Ana I like you very much. Me: bra, or no bra? God: I like the way you talk. Me: do i turn you on? God: Not that I know of. Me: do i make your underpants wet inside? God: Not that I know of. Me: do i make you hot and bothered? God: Who are you, Austin Powers? Me: yeah Baby! God: Don't call me "baby". This was not a yes or no question. Me: i think somebody likes it on top Me: do you like being the dominant one in bed? God: I have never known another existence. WHOA... |
My Hero: Demolition Lover Age: 83 Gender: Female Posts: 18210 | holy crap! this is funny...XDDD |
reckless decadence. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 4542 | Me: I'm bored God: Maybe you could exercise. Me: Are you calling me fat? God: No I am calling you Nikki. Me: Are you calling me Nikki? God: No I am calling you Nikki. Me: But you just said you weren't... God: Do I look like it? Me: I don't know.... |
aterciopelada Really Not Okay Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 651 | haha, this site is hilarious Me: hi there God: Hello . Me: are you watching me?? God: Yes I am looking at you through the camera on your computer. Me: i don't have any camera God: Have you ever had camera ? Me: mmm, nop God: Me either. Me: haha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . |
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