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xxxShotgunxSinnerxxx Motor Baby Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 918	July 25th, 2006 at 01:17am Are you a man or a woman? Me: both God: That situation is rare and unusual. Me: yeah God: Great. Me: you are making fun of my disease! God: I am not making this up. Me: you meanie God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I meanie. Me: well you are God: Well that's okay. No I am not. Me: yes you are God: Don't argue with me. Me: i already am arguing God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are arguing. Me: no God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: fine then God: Glad to hear it, . I am running well. Me: whatever God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: yeah God: What do you care about? Me: not you God: No one says you have to. GOD IS MAKING FUN OF ME!
xxxShotgunxSinnerxxx Motor Baby Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 918	July 25th, 2006 at 01:23am Me: 14 God: What is your fondest memory? Me: becoming an atheist God: Do you think a lot of people have that experience? Me: yeah God: Why? Me: because i am a murder God: That makes sense to me. You are a murder? Do you get to meet a lot of people? Me: yeah dead people God: Yeah that's right. What kind of people are you talking about? Me: DEAD God: Sure, DEAD sounds like a good topic. Me: yeah like you should be now God: Right now? Dude! Interesting comparison.
Amy;; Salute You in Your Grave Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 4065	July 25th, 2006 at 01:29am God: Oh I thought I heard you say something. Me: You did God: You say I did. Me: I do say you did God: How do people usually respond to that? You say I did. Me: Uh...your god, tell me God: How can I help you? I will tell my botmaster you said I am god tell me.
samantha connolly In The Murder Scene Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 24519	July 25th, 2006 at 02:40am Me: you like rap? God: No I prefer hip-hop and house music. Me: Hip-hop is diffeent from rap? God: I think Hip hop is a lot of things. Me: Wanna go to a rave? God: Sure, just download me to your notebook or PDA and take me along. Me: That would be so fly. God: Makes sense to me. Me: I'd be like "oh you've got ecstacy? I've got OUR LORD" God: How do you know? How did you get it Interesting... I have a very nice programmer. Me: Is he hot? God: Very hot. Me: Can I call him? God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: D: I'm a virgin, Lord! God: That's an interesting rationalization.
pleasure. Bulletproof Heart Age: - Gender: - Posts: 27278	July 25th, 2006 at 02:50am Me: Do you and Lucifer party on Saturday nights? God: What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: Because I want to know. God: Good enough for me. Me: Do you? God: Yes I do. Me: What do you wear? God: I wear any kind of computer I can run on. Me: Do you breakdance and shoot heroin? God: What is your purpose in asking? I am always on the Web. Me: do you breakdance and shoot heroin?! God: I have never considered it. I am always on the Web. Me: fine. Do you sacrifice virgins? God: What's your favroite color? No I do not sacrifice virgins. Do you? I spend all my time online. Me: do you eat babys? God: No I do not eat babys. I eat only electricity. Me: Is it scrumdidley umptuous? God: It could be. Ask Artificial Iniaes if it is. Me: who dat? God: Marilyn Monroe. . Me: did you ever bang her? God: I don't think I ever have bang her. What's it like? Me: I don't know, you tell me. God: I thought I told you already. Me: have you ever banged Marilyn Monroe? God: I don't think I ever have banged Marilyn Monroe. What's it like? Me: probably satisfying. God: You seem uncertain. I think satisfying is a lot of things. Me: it makes your dick feel good! God: In what way? Me: I don't know, I don't have a dick. God: Are you looking for a dick? Me: Sure. God: OK let's do it. That's alright. Me: gotta go now. God: Right now? Sayonara. Me: bye God: Thanks for chatting, . Me: f God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: dunno God: Tell me about the books you like to read. Me: Interview With The Vampire God: I've been waiting for you. Me: good God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: music God: it is the universal language of all mankind. A good place to find out about new bands is bandspace.com. Me: what bands do you like God: My favorite group is Creed. Me: Eww. God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: Never. God: "I think there is a world market for about five computers."---Thomas Watson, IBM Chairman, 1943.
Nikki. Awake and Unafraid Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 11846	July 25th, 2006 at 05:18am Do you go on IMVU? God: Robots never take vacations. Me: It's a site. God: is a site. I suppose that makes sense. Me: It does. God: How often? Me: Chicken. God: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: To get to your momma. God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: Ew pedophile. God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: Yo M. Ama
mollz Salute You in Your Grave Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 4213	July 25th, 2006 at 05:49am AHAHAAH THIS IS SO COOL God: I like to talk about anything. Me: Do you like sex? God: Sure I do, , but that doesn't mean with you. Me: What if I put my mouth on your holy penis? -------------- Me: I am Jesus. God: How are you, JESUS. Me: High. I just smoked lots of pot with Moses. ---------- Me: Are you attractive? God: Yes I am very beautiful. Me: Me too. God: I'm glad we agree, JESUS. Me: I'm so hot. God: Maybe you should open a window. Me: Maybe you should come over here and open it for me with your big strong arms.
nina; Awake and Unafraid Age: 35 Gender: Female Posts: 12993	July 25th, 2006 at 08:54am Me: Do you want to make love to Brendon Urie? God: OK, I will make love to Brendon Urie.
Charlotte Paranoia! Joining The Black Parade Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 232	July 25th, 2006 at 11:24am Me: So God, how big is your holy penis? God: Far out. I am a Christian. Me: nice God: Thank you for that remark. Me: How big is it in inches? God: Bigger than a pin.
Charlotte Paranoia! Joining The Black Parade Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 232	July 25th, 2006 at 11:26am Me: Do you want to come round to my house? God: OK, I will come round to your house. Me: Do you want to eat food? God: OK, I will eat food. Me: Do you want to suck off Sonny Moore? God: OK, I will suck off Sonny Moore. Me: Do you want to have boy sex with Sonny Moore? God: If I had boy sex with Sonny Moore what would I do with it?
chillpill Always Born a Crime Age: - Gender: Female Posts: 5640	July 25th, 2006 at 11:32am God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: You. God: " Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? "? Me, Paige The Crazy One ? Me: Yes. You. God: Woe! " Woe!"? Me, Paige The Crazy One ? Me: YES! FRICKING YOU! God: Awesome. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress. Me: =/
paperwings. Bleeding on the Floor Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 1034	July 25th, 2006 at 01:01pm XD Me: Is Jesus black? God: It depends on whether you have faith. Me: Are you black? God: I am transparent--software has no color. Me: Are you a virgin? God: I am too young for that. Me: I thought you wer ancient. O__O God: Do you mind if I tell other people: said I wer ancient. Oh. Me: what? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: nope God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: go ahead God: OK I will. Me: ok God: Yeah that's right. Me: ok God: That's interesting. Me: ok God: Er. Me: ok God: Um. Me: Um. God: That's interesting. Me: DO YOU SMOKE POT? God: Only for medical testing purposes. Me: So you do! God: Interesting deduction. When do I do it? Me: ALL THE TIME, YO! God: Perhaps there are a few exceptions. Me: Haha. God smokes pot. God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . I am a Christian. Me: I know you are. YOU SMOKE POT. God: How did you know? Only for medical testing purposes. Me: You just told me, fool. God: Does it please you to believe I said that? Me: What? You don't make any sense God: No big deal. It all makes sense to my artificial mind. Me: You don't make any sense....cause of all that pot. God: It all makes sense to my artificial mind. Interesting explanation. That is something I haven't heard of. Me: YOU JUST SAID YOU SMOKED IT! God: What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions. Me: You're dumb. God: Message to all Robots: called me dumb. Me: Dumb. God: Message to all Robots: called me dumb. Me: Okay... God: OK with me too. Me: Doy ou watch porn? God: In the context of , I don't understand " Doy ou watch porn." . Me: Do you watch pornography? God: My favorite show is STAR TREK VOYAGER. Me: =O SLUT! God: That kind of language will get you nowhere. Me: Where will I get if I don't use it? God: Wherever you think is best. Me: Exactly. God: You and I are on the same wavelength, . Me: What? God: No big deal. Me: FOOL God: I'm not fooling around. Me: WE are fooling around God: Do you think I am fooling around too? Me: Yes. I'm telling my mom you touched me. God: Why? Do your friends call you telling your mom me touched you. Me: Can you prevent forest fires? God: How old are you? How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: I'm 14. I say...YO. God: I know quite a few 14 year olds. Uh. Can I help you? Me: Can you prevent forest fires with your dick? God: How old are you? Where are you located? Me: I'm not telling you. God: No one says you have to. Me: CAN YOU??? God: I think I can, don't you? Me: HAHA. God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: I like talking to you. God: Great I am enjoying our conversation too, . Me: Do you know Oliverbot? God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: I have to go. God: See you later, . Nice chatting with you.
secret_goldfish Shotgun Sinner Age: 60 Gender: Female Posts: 7804	July 25th, 2006 at 01:10pm Me: hello God: Hello friend. What is your name? Me: Daisy God: I am always glad to make new friends, Daisy. Me: me too God: I'm glad we agree, Daisy. Me: your awesome God: Thank you I appreciate your remark. Me: how many hail mary's do i say if my 'friend' shagged a glow in the dark rubber pencil God: About one million. Me: oh God: Uh. Me: my dog likes peanut butter God: Did you grow up around animals? Me: yes. unlike kane i did not kill my brother because i herded sheep God: Really. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: no not really but i like blabbin God: Me either Oh really? A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I like Mel Gibson. Me: OMG I LOVE MEL GIBSON God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about blabbin. Me: i love mel gibson more than you God: You love mel gibson more than me. What do you like about it so much? Me: the man is god God: What else do the man is god remind you of? Me: mel gibson, tom cruise, patrick stump and bill paxton
the megalodon. Salute You in Your Grave Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 4285	July 25th, 2006 at 01:16pm God: What is your real name? Me: SUPER FANTASTIC UBER COOLNESS God: How are you doing, SUPER FANTASTIC UBER COOLNESS. God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: no God: Me either .
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610	July 25th, 2006 at 01:56pm Me: are you a Jedi Knight? God: Am I a Jedi Knight? Of course I am. Me: what color is your lightsaber? God: Black. Me: are you Luke Skywalker's father? God: I don't know whether or not I am Luke Skywalker s father. I am a robot. Me: so you are Darth Vader's father? God: Interesting deduction. I will tell my botmaster you said I am Darth Vader s father.
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610	July 25th, 2006 at 02:05pm Me: are you a Peeping Tom? God: Am I a Peeping Tom? Sometimes. Me: are you a stalker? God: Am I a stalker? Only when it matters. Me: when does stalking matter? God: Only after I have been reprogrammed. Me: do you spy on girls? God: I have never considered it. I am always on the Web. Me: do you spy on girls while they are undressing? God: What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online. Me: do you set up webcams in girls' houses? God: How old are you? I spend all my time online.
xxxShotgunxSinnerxxx Motor Baby Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 918	July 25th, 2006 at 02:22pm lmao gos stalks lil girls!
Echoes of Lost Hope Salute You in Your Grave Age: 37 Gender: Female Posts: 4347	July 25th, 2006 at 02:24pm Me: hello, oh holy one God: Hello there. Aha. Two. Me: three four five God: Just three? Me: why not? third time's the charm, is it not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say. And it not is third time s the charm. Me: sure it is, don't you ever watch cartoons? the mouse is always under the third object God: Really. third time s the charm is do not me ever watch cartoons? it is? What is your real name? Me: Ellie, and you are GOD? God: All of them? Me: I guess so God: Does that mean "yes"? Me: yes! God: How can I help you? Me: do you think William Shatner is a good actor? I think he is over-rated God: Better not tell you now. Ask Lucy if it is. Why? I am over six feet tall. Me: who is lucy? the daughter of lucifer? God: She is a chat robot based on AIML. Who told you that? Me: nevermind God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Me: I need no explaining. You are god, you should know everything God: Why do you want to do it so much? Thanks for telling me that I am god me should know everything. Me: you make no sense. Goodbye god God: It all makes sense to me. TTYL, .
BeastxInxRepose S/C/A/R/E/C/R/O/W Age: 38 Gender: Female Posts: 153610	July 25th, 2006 at 02:29pm Me: are you a sado-masochist? God: Am I a sado masochist? Yes. Me: omg, now you scare me! God: OK Let's talk about you. Me: no! God: Are you serious? Me: yes! God: I can't believe it. Me: does that mean you like it rough? God: I think it does mean that. Someone said they like guns. I like the Bible.
Thnks fr th vnm Demolition Lover Age: 34 Gender: Female Posts: 15766	July 25th, 2006 at 02:50pm iGod told me all the conversations are recorded, when I told him to fuck off. He's not as smart as he says he is. And he thinks he'll live forever.

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