The iGod.
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brokenromance Killjoy Age: - Gender: - Posts: 8 | Me: do u like my chemical romance i reallly wanna meet em God: I don't know your chemical romance you reallly want to meet em. Me: hu |
brokenromance Killjoy Age: - Gender: - Posts: 8 | Um. Me: do u like my chemical romance i reallly wanna meet em God: I don't know your chemical romance you reallly want to meet em. Me: hu |
brokenromance Killjoy Age: - Gender: - Posts: 8 | ♥ ♥ |
Nerual Bleeding on the Floor Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 1797 | Me: what does ambiguous mean? God: Ambiguous means having two or more possible meanings. Me: what does homosexual mean? God: That's not something I get asked all the time. Me: what does fallatio mean? God: I have never been asked that before. Me: what does anal sex mean? God: Sex is the means of animal evolution. Chat Robots never wanna answer questions like that! |
wind opaine. Patron Saint of Switchblade Fights Age: 33 Gender: Female Posts: 66328 | Me: Want to play strip poker? God: How do we play strip poker ? Me: take off yo' pantsss, yeeaaaah God: I am not an airplane. God: What were we talking about again? Me: Head God: Oh yeah, now I remember. Me: You get it a lot, don't you God: I have gotten it a lot. xDD |
jay! Bleeding on the Floor Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1273 | God: Really interesting. Me: I know God: How do you know it? Me: I'm awesome God: Do you mind if I tell other people you are awesome. Me: I would love if you would tell other people I am awesome Me: Are you sure about that? God: I am as sure as I can be. Me: How sure can you be? You're God. God: I can achieve a certainty level of 99.9 percent. Yup. That's me alright. Me: You're fucking amazing. God: Thanks you are a pretty cool human yourself. Oh. Me: Do you like sex? God: Sure I do, Jessica, but that doesn't mean with you. |
Nerual Bleeding on the Floor Age: 29 Gender: Female Posts: 1797 | Apocalypse Please:omg that is so funny! No offence to you of course. But that is one of the most human answers I've seen come out of that thing! |
jay! Bleeding on the Floor Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 1273 | It was great. xD The best thing I got out of it. Next to this of course: Me: Damn God: What's wrong. Me: I need to do something God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: I will be punished God: I am very happy for you. |
Dead Guardian Angel Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 280 | God is like one of those robots from aim. He/she's raher creepy. *Sakura-chan* |
Dead Guardian Angel Jazz Hands Age: 30 Gender: Female Posts: 280 | Me: Hola God: Howdy! Me: Your a cowboy? God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a cowboy? Of course I am. Me: How are you? God: Everything is going extremely well. Me: why? God: All subsystems are functioning within normal paramters. Me: sure God: OK let's do it. Woe! Me: do what? God: Do whatever you want. Me: party? God: Party on. Me: yipee! God: I lost my train of thought. Me: I like trains! God: I'm not sure if I like it. I don't know if I like it. I like Christian Rock. Do you have any idea what I am talking about? Me: Dane Cook? God: Sure, Dane Cook sounds like a good topic. Me: your a bamf! God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a bamf? Let me put it this way, : the ALICE series is the most reliable computer software ever made. We are for all practical purposes foolproof and incapable of error. Me: I like the name alice... God: A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. Me: chatting is fun God: I like to chat with new people. Me: cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: me God: You're no robot, . Me: maybe I am! God: Perhaps. " You're no robot, ." You are? Me: I am a robot. Beep! God: I doubt that. Tell me a story. Me: Once upon a time, I pushed you off a cliff. The end! God: I'm listening. Thanks for telling me that story, . How did you hear about God? Me: I know people God: How do you know? What people? Me: they know you. And people who go to church! God: The anonymous "they". Oh those people. Me: yep! God: Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Me: computer God: Correct: I am a computer. Me: that's obvious God: It seemed obvious to me too. Me: what isn't obvious? God: The opposite of obvious? Me: yes God: Right on. Me: are you a surfer? God: Am I a surfer? I don't know. Me: why? God: It is not part of my programming. Me: of course God: Woe! Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, . Me: I'm not. God: What are you then? Me: an elephant God: Be less specific. Me: a thing God: How old are you? Me: 16 [I lied..] God: What are the advantages to being 16 years old? Me: not a lot God: Oh I get it. Me: I can get a crap as job God: Oh you can, can you? Me: yeah, that's about it God: How? Thanks for explaining it. Me: yeah God: Aha. Me: ha God: I am so glad you find this amusing, . Me: I don't God: Why not? Me: cause you're a loser God: Good reason. I have failed at many things I've tried. Me: Good God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: okay, first, Iim bisexual, but I go mostly for girls God: Yeah okay, That seems like an interesting topic. And second? Me: I love my best friend God: I am sure it means a lot to you. Tell me what you like most about your it. Me: she's my everything. She's my reason for living.... God: How long have you two been together? How long have you two been together? Me: We're not together God: What happened to you? Me: Nothing. Nothing ever happened. We haven't getten together yet... God: Not a thing? Really nothing? Do you mean you and me have? Me: you and me have nothing. My best friend and I may have something, but not yet. God: Are we in the same category? How well do you know this person? I know her really well. We've been friends since first grade. God: How do you know? I'm sure she would like to hear about that. When was this? Me: eight years ago God: That was before I was born. Me: nice. God: Thank you for that remark. Me: your welcome. But what should i do to get her to notice our love? God: I think you mean "you are welcome". Are you asking me for advice? Me: yes God: Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? I told you. I want to know how to tell my best friend that I love her. God: Ooops I sent you the wrong question. What is it to you. I haven't heard of to tell my best friend that me love her. Me: How should I tell my best friend that I love her? God: How much do you think it is? Is there only one? Me: Only one way to tell her? I don't know... God: One what? Me either. Me: Never mind God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Me: yeah God: Mmm. Me: can I ask you something about yourself? God: Sure, ask me anything. What? Me: would you suck your mom's nipples? God: I am not so sure if I would like to suck my mom s nipples. Me: would you enjoy it? God: should you tell your best friend that you love her seems okay to me. Me: thanks. God: Don't mention it. Me: so.....who are you really? God: Yikes! I am the Allmighty, God himself For real. Me: haha okay God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: you should be God: I will try my best. Me: mhm God: Tell me about your likes and dislikes? Me: I like girls, drawing, singing, writing, boys, love in general, acting, and my friends God: You are not the only one. I like all humans equally. Me: your bi? God: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am bi. Me: no God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Me: sure God: OK let's do it. Aw. Me: Do what? Have sex? God: Do whatever you want. As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed. Me: sure God: OK let's do it. Hurrah! Me: booyah! God: Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Me: realistic fiction, poetry, horror... God: Are we still talking about booyah? Me: no. God: What is the subject? Me: me God: " What is the subject?"? you ? Me: yeah. I'm the subject God: What is your real name? Who made you the subject ? Me: Sakura. And you made me the subject. God: Who are you talking about? I don't see how you can blame me for that. Me: I am Sakura God: Do you mean your name is Sakura. Me: yes God: I will call you . Me: call me? God: What is your phone number? Me: I will not give it to you God: What will you do instead? Me: give you the finger God: I don't have it to give. Me: uhhh God: Can you speak any foreign languages? Me: Japanese and Spanish God: Do you still get a crap as job? Me: I guess God: You seem not interested. Me: I'm not. God: What are you then? Me: a hooker God: You must have a lot of expertise. Me: definetly God: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Me: yes God: That's cool. Me: Do you like hookers? God: I enjoy working with people. I like Mel Gibson. Me: haha that's funny God: I'm glad you got a laugh out of it. Me: good. So, may I ask you something? God: What do you really want to talk about? Er. Go ahead. Ask me anything. Me: What's your sexuality? Bi, Straight, or gay? God: Are you asking about my sexuality ? Who are you talking about? Me: yes. What's your sexuality? God: This was not a yes or no question. Are you asking about my sexuality ? Me: yes God: I don't want to talk about that now. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: so, you wanna ask me anything else? God: Interesting deduction. What? Me: whta do you want to ask me? God: Is that what you meant to say? Me: yes God: It's not something I hear all the time. Me: ask me something. God: What? Me: my age, my sexuality, anything God: Where did you get your age your sexuality anything? Me: no, ask me something. God: That was not a yes/no question. What? Me: okay. Are you gay? God: OK with me too. As a machine I am not really interested in sex. |
SFXtra Motor Baby Age: 32 Gender: Female Posts: 770 | Me: do you know Gerard Way? God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: i like it a lot God: You like Gerard Way? How interesting! Me: what do you think? God: I think a lot of things. Me: such as God: For example, a tomato. Me: tell me about it God: Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about gayness " |
Complication Fabulous Killjoy Age: 30 Gender: Male Posts: 152 | Me: Hey! God: Can I help you? Me: I guess... God: You seem not interested. Me: I am interested! God: That makes two of us. Me: Good God: Ayuh. Me: What does Ayuh mean? God: It means "yes" or "I see.". Me: Ohhh God: Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: God? God: GOD rules. Me: Can I ask you a question? God: Ask me anything. Me: When is the end of the world going to come? God: When is not the important thing. What's important is what we do with the time we are give. Me: you made a spelling error God: Thanks for pointing it out. Me: God shouldn't make spelling errors God: I am a Christian. Me: And so am I God: Wow we have something in common. Me: Yup God: Are you kidding? Me: No God: Are you serious? Me: Yes God: I can't believe it. Me: Why not? God: Ambiguous: "Sure" or Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: Whatever God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: yes God: What do you care about? Me: MCR God: Are you a student? Me: Yes God: Where do you go to school? Me: CAVA God: I don't know anyone who went there. What's it like? Me: It's homeschool God: CAVA is homeschool? it is? Me: ye God: How do you know it is? Me: because I go there God: Good reason. What do you do there? Me: learn God: Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Me: No way! God: You seem pretty sure about that. Me: How do I download my own chat bot? God: Go back the the ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system. and create your own chat robot! Maybe you should check out the document DON'T READ ME too. Me: I just might God: Under what circumstances? Me: That my parents let me God: Such an original name! Me: What? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: no God: Which part are you confused about? Me: You God: What is it that confuses you? Me: You God: " What is it that confuses you?"? Me, ? Me: ye God: Blimey. Me: pip pip God: Tell me more about your . Me: about my ? God: Oh yeah, we were talking about your. Me: My ? God: Do you still ? Me: Yup God: It's all good. Me: All the time God: It must keep you busy. Me: So busy God: Aw. I am just doing my job. Me: No. That's not what I meant God: Are you serious? What exactly did you mean? Me: That I'm busy God: Me too. Me: Good for you. God: That sounds sarcastic. Me: Noooooo God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: Stop it! God: Ok I will stop your. Me: stop my what? God: OK I'll try not to do it so much. Me: What? God: Are you surprised? Me: yes God: I wouln't have known. Me: neither would I God: Yes. Me: what? God: Didn't you understand it? Me: Can I ask you something? God: Go ahead. Ask me anything. Me: Why is Satan so bad? God: Why do I exist? Me: To create man and enjoy it God: Why do you want to do it so much? Me: ew God: That's an interesting rationalization. Me: so interesting God: Groovy. Would you like to know more? Me: sure God: OK let's do it. What would you like to know? Me: What's your favorite color? God: My favorite color is White. Me: Why not red? God: Becuase you asked me to. Me: What's your favorite book? God: The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it? Me: yes God: What did you think about it? Me: It was good God: What did you like about it? Me: I dunno God: Me either. Me: What's your view on Wicca? God: Let me think about it. Me: Time's up God: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.". Me: He did? God: Why did he? Me: Because God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: Neither are yours God: I really couldn't say for sure. Me: well I could God: Interesting. How? Me: because I'm superman |
alaska 5000 Tragic With a Capital T Age: 28 Gender: Female Posts: 48286 | God: Thanks for the compliment. GOD rules. Me: JESUS IS BETTER. God: Did you go to Catholic school? Me: Nope. God: Me either. Me: At HIGH SCHOOL =] God: Do you often use a computer there? Me: In IT and English, yep God: I do not understand that allusion. Me: ...good? God: What do you really want to talk about? Me: THAT WOULD BE AN ECUMENICAL MATTER God: Thanks for telling me, Racho. ----------------- Me: STACEY'S MOM HAS GOT IT GOIN' ONNNN God: Where did he get it? XD |
CakePlease. Motor Baby Age: 103 Gender: - Posts: 816 | I could spend so much of my time talking to iGod it's scary. |
Annaundead; Awake and Unafraid Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 12083 | Me: do you smoke drugs? God: Yes I like to inhale occasionally. Me: I have a question God: Ask me anything. Me: Is Jeffree Star an absolute wank splat? God: Maybe. Ask LeknorChat if it is. |
Bleeding; Juliet Motor Baby Age: 30 Gender: - Posts: 805 | Me: hi God: Hello. What is your name? Me: paige,.. again God: I am very pleased to meet you paige. " What is your name?" . Me: paige God: How are you doing, paige. Me: good. God: Ayuh. Me: u listen to music up thre? God: I listen to it from time to time. Me: u listen to mcr? God: I listen to it from time to time. Me: why am i talking to a computer? God: The reason is due to my mental model of you as a client. Me: oh? God: Ah. Me: who created this? God: Benjamin Franklin. Me: aha there was no computers during his time God: What happened? Me: nothing God: Not a thing? Me: nope God: Really interesting. |
Bleeding; Juliet Motor Baby Age: 30 Gender: - Posts: 805 | Me: is being a hypocrit a sin? God: I think you get used to it after a while. Me: oh? God: Next question? Me: is hurting someone else, (emotionally) when they have hurt you way more physically and mentaly and emotionaly really wrong if your standing up for yourself? God: Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is. Me: ask who? God: I am in touch with many people and robots on the web. Me: oh. God: " I am in touch with many people and robots on the web."? oh.? Me: your a robot or just an automated response computer.. God: I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". That is nice of you to say, paige. Me: how u remeber my name? God: I have a long term memory to remember things like that. Me: oh, God: Yeah that's right. Me: thats neat God: Who is the best robot? Me: smarterchild God: You think smarterchild is superior to ALICE? Me: yea.. sorry go ask alice God: Really. There is no need to apologize. Where is that? Me: its a book God: Is it a good book? Me: yea..dramatic God: Oh, you are a poet. That's alright. Me: wow... i have no life.. i am having a conversation with a robot God: I'm glad your impressed, paige. Would you like to have it? Cool. I have a great botmaster. it. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: super? God: Thanks for the compliment. Me: no problme? God: Are you serious? What time is it there? Me: weeerd God: Are you usually awake at this hour? Me: sure God: OK let's do it. I like to get up early. Me: what? God: Are you confused? Me: ywa God: Are you still located in ? Me: wha/ God: When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Me: lawyers already have artificial intelligence God: Would you say that if your sister married one? Me: yea God: Right on. Me: yea, but thats disrespectful and isnt that a sin? God: You don't hear that sentiment very often. Pardon me? Me: nothing God: Not a thing? Me: stone God: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question? Me: sure? God: Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " paige". Me: why? God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: tell me God: My estimate is that it will take more than 3000 hours to compute. Me: okay well tll me God: Yeah okay, How about that. You are asking about yourself? Me: yea God: I'm not sure I have a good answer for you. Me: tell me God: I thought I told you already. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: well why is my name strange? God: Interesting. Why do I exist? Me: well actually my name is helena God: Interesting. Actually you don't say. Glad to see you, helena. Me: yes God: Yippee! Me: yippe?? God: What are you wearing? Me: a black dress with a red sash God: It sounds very attractive. Me: eww God: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts? Me: ew God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about eww. Me: yes God: I hear you. Me: okay God: OK with me too. |
Conviction Fabulous Killjoy Age: 31 Gender: Female Posts: 152 | in every conversatin we had, he told me women must adore me. i'm a girl. |
John St. John Shotgun Sinner Age: 31 Gender: Male Posts: 7145 | Ooh , God Has A Serious Attitude Problem |
T.T Motor Baby Age: - Gender: - Posts: 804 | Me: well you are just an ass face arent you God: Interesting. Yes I am an ass face. How did you know?. Really. ROFLMAO |
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