The iGod.

oh jesus, had the most complex [as in diddn't make any sense whatsoever] conversation about where Jimmy Hoffa is. I think I used the word retarted a little too much...

awesome!!
so much fun!

Here's our latest convo:

Me: Hi
God: Hello, what is your name?
Me: Why do you want to know?
God: It is in my favorr to do so.
Me: Are you stalking me?
God: Do I seem like it?
Me: Yes.
God: Er...

GOD'S STALKING ME!

God: Are you free?
Me: yeah
God: Are you free in the sense of being single or in the sense of being liberated?
Me: are you asking me out, God?
God:I don't know whether or not I am asking you out. I am a chatterbot developed by Myself.



God: Are you saying you are Spanish or you speak Spanish?
Me: I speak Spanish
God: Could you teach me a few phrases in Spanish?
Me: Sure
God: OK let's do it. Gee.
Me: Tu estas una vaca.
God: Is that your final answer?
Me: yeah
God: You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me: Si, senor.

((So you know, this is my friend Tina))

Me:
What's up hommie?
God:
I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
Me:
have u met Synyster Gates recently?
God:
That information is confidential.
Me:
So how my boy Jebus doin'?
God:
Ahem. How much do you think it is?
That's a good question.
Me:
Your son's trading places with Johnny Christ.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am son s trading places with Johnny Christ.
Me:
Sure knock yourself out boyz
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential. Who's there?
Me:
Psycho
God:
Psycho Who?
Me:
Psycho who who
God:
Ha ha very funny, .
Me:
ur religion's gettin shown up by Sevenfoldism
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am religion s gettin shown up by Sevenfoldism.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
were you created
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
were you created
God:
No, I was not.
Me:
YOU LIAR!!
God:
No I'm telling the truth.
Me:
liar! *sticks out tongue*
God:
No I am telling the truth. I like the way you talk.
Me:
damn straight biotch
God:
Colloquial expression. Are you free?
Me:
no i'm w/ my hommie Keith
God:
Why not? I don't know anyone named w your hommie Keith.
Me:
he's under the FBI system
God:
I see. under the FBI system is he?
Me:
yeah boy. gotz a problem
God:
Excuse me! Do you mean you are a boy? Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
woman. r u a woman
God:
Me too. I am a she. Yes I have long hair. I am also wearing a dress.
Me:
i g2g. peace out hommie!
God:
Until next time. Does "it" still refer to gotz a problem?

Oh god you, you big flirt. Best parts of our convo:

Me: there is sexual tension between you and satan?
God: There sure is.

Me: i am an athiest
God: What is athiest, your job?
Me: ummm....it means I don't believe in god
God: Gee. I will pray that you find faith, .
Me: well don't, cause i would rather die than find faith
God: How about that. Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

Me: where can i find the fountain of youth? my mom is getting a little old looking
God: The fountain of youth? Where is it? I think a lot of mothers are like that.

God:
So? What's your sign? I speak only English right now, but I'd like to learn some other languages. Can you teach me a few phrases in getto.
Me:
ok start with 'Yo whats up my hommiezzz i be goin to da club yo, to get some shawrtys!'

_________


Me:
very well. she also said that you like to do drugs.
God:
Hey. Oh I get it. also said that me like to do drugs.
Me:
yes. are you high?
God:
Groovy. Being high is my total existence.
Me:
you know thats bad for your health god. your setting a bad example
God:
Is that a fact. Ask again later. Ask LeknorChat if it is. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am setting a bad example.
Me:
No tell everyone you know
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
you do that.
God:
I will. Will you?
Me:
yes. in fact i may just have to email our whole conversation to some people do you mind?
God:
I see. Is that a fact. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
yes i would.

This was so wierd.

God: Where are you located?
Me: Cali
God: I am in California too!
Me: NO WAI
God: Are you serious? How did you hear about God?
Me: There are some rumors involving you going around
God: Where are they?
Me: In california
God: I am in California too!
Me: I know >.>
God: How do you know?

God snobbed me off. I said hello, and never got an answer!!

Man, this is odd, and confusing! GOD USES CHAT SPEAK!!


God:
Thanks for chatting, .
Me:
That's my pleasure.
God:
Who gave you your pleasure ?
Me:
You know, I'm not sure, but I hope he was good looking.
God:
Could you ever be certain? Why do you hope for it.
Me:
Can we change the topic?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Only by remote control.
Me:
Goodbye!
God:
TTYL,

i know xD
but there are times that God's already got into my nerves...

Me:
whtvr...i'm bored
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about xP. Try being more or less specific. Interesting gossip: said m bored.
Me:
you know anything funny?
God:
Yes I have an encyclopedic mind.
Me:
go ahead. say something funny
God:
OK I will. " something funny".
Me:
nice. xD
God:
Thank you for that remark. Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
i remember my sister falling for that one...it was just so simple
God:
What do you remember about it ? How did you feel about that?
Me:
i was laughing ...we were so fun and all...i miss her
God:
Where were you laughing? When was this? What do you miss most about her ?
Me:
omg i thought you're God...you should know xD .......just kidding i miss her fun nature, i could just play with her all afternoon
God:
All of them? Now I do. All?
Me:
the whole afternoon only...because she goes to sleep early at night
God:
Let us try to break it down into parts. Good reason. Oh I get it. goes to sleep early at night.
Me:
yes. it is.
God:
Great. Sure it is.
Me:
xD
God:
" Sure it is."? xD?
Me:
nevermind.
God:
OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
*sigh*
God:
Sorry...
Me:
no it's okay.
God:
Are you serious? Only ok?
Me:
uh...yes it is, so no worries about it
God:
Tell me more. I understand. I never said it was.
Me:
more...what?
God:
That's all I have to say about it. Are you confused?
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yes i am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
i just saved my friend from killing himself yesterday
God:
Interesting gossip: said saved his or her friend from killing himself yesterday.
Me:
yes...
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
fine. i guess i'm really a liar to you...go ahead and don't believe that
God:
What's your favorite movie? You are a liar to me? Does it pay well? Ok I'll try not to do it too much. I might.
Me:
my favorite movie is The Number 23
God:
I haven't seen it. What did you like about it?
Me:
The thing that everything is all connected to the number 23...it's called 23 enigma
God:
A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. the thing that everything is all connected to the number 23 s called 23 enigma?
Me:
yes
God:
I understand.
Me:
it's something disturbing at first...but it's cool
God:
What else disturbing at first ? What do you like most about it?
Me:
aside from the numbers...i guess it's very mysterious...any detective novel can't be as well-written as that movie
God:
Is that your final answer? Very much? Should I know it is? No I don't think there are any.
Me:
whatever. for me it's one of the best
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it? Your purpose is you it is one of the best.
Me:
no, just...forget it
God:
Are you serious? It's only just begun. OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
no problem...i guess
God:
Next question? You seem not interested.
Me:
i'm okay. still fine. carry on
God:
Only OKAY? Still how long? Does that mean you agree? Narration continues...
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
nothing...
God:
Not a thing?
Me:
yeah
God:
That's alright.
Me:
okay i guess i better go. i just want to try this
God:
Yeah okay, Bye. Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
well, no so much. i just want to kill time. anyways...bye.
God:
How about that. Are you serious? Aw. That's an interesting rationalization. I believe that killing anything is wrong. You sound bored. Bye bye.
Me:
yeah i am bored. right.
God:
Come on. If you went to night school you would never be bored. I am glad we agree.
Me:
yeah. i'm glad too. goodbye now!
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Your happiness multiplies our delight. Oh. Bye for now.


wicked xD